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Title: YOU CANNOT BEAT US
Character Represented: Simon Belmont
Art: RnDm, PolarOpposite44
Arrangement: CheeseFestivities
Sources:
Power Glove - Knife Party [Video Game Ads, Samples "Playing With Power"]
Bloody Tears (Castlevania) - Kenichi Matsubara [Captain N/Vampires]
Kyun! Vampire Girl (Idolm@ster) - Tomoko Sasaki [Vampires]
Zelda Rap [Video Game Ads]
My Dad is Rich - Danny Gonzales [Vampires]
Inspector Gadget Theme - Shuki Levy [DIC Entertainment]
I Ran - Flock of Seagulls [Video Game Ads, used in GTA Vice City Ads]
Light up the Night - The Protomen [Captain N]
Happy Together - The Turtles [Video Game Ads, used in Smash Bros 64 Ads]
YOU CANNOT BEAT US SFX [Video Game Ads]
Simon Belmont SFX [Captain N]

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We’ve heard horror stories of the universe subject C-89 comes from - stories of video game characters being warped beyond recognition and given complete overhauls in terms of personality and speech - but now we have definitive proof. C-89, unlike his CVN-86 counterpart, is incredibly vain and isn’t afraid to show off his looks and muscles even when unprompted. Not to mention he’s also flirted with most of the female subjects and thankfully been met with rejection every single time. He’s kind of a pain to deal with but we can...hopefully rely on him if any serious threats emerge.

- Music from DIC Entertainment original properties
(The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Inspector Gadget)
- Music related to games that are represented in Captain N: The Game Master
(Kid Icarus, Punch-Out, Megaman)
-Non-VGM audio from Video Game Advertisements
(Nintendo Direct Theme, Now You’re Playing with Power)
-Media heavily featuring Vampires
(Castlevania, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency, Kyun! Vampire Girl)

YOU CANNOT BEAT US

Track by @valoregal
Icons by @babybowser101

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Hideki Naganuma - AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE A FUNKY BEAT (Who's Off First?/CROSS - Sports/Vocal sampling)
Silva Hound ft. Michael Kovach and Chi-Chi - Addict (MS. BOX/CROSS[Barry B. Bateman - █████ █████████, █████/Religious concepts/Bugs)
Death Grips - Lord of the Game (Barry B. Bateman/CROSS - Death/Religious concepts, vocal sampling)
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod (Barry B. Bateman - Death)
Action 52 - Cheetahmen (Entropic Incel - Toy-based media)
Justice - Newjack (CROSS - Justice)
The Living Tombstone - Squid Melody (Entropic Incel - TLT)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (CROSS - French House)
LazyTown - We Are Number One (Entropic Incel/Barry B. Bateman - TLT remixes, cartoony villains/SiIvaGunner)
Earth Wind & Fire - September (MS. BOX/Barry B. Bateman - ██████ █████████/Dreamworks, 80s hits)
Kid Cudi - Day N' Nite (MS. BOX - █████)
Seinfeld theme (Barry B. Bateman - Seinfeld)
Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My Money (Barry B. Bateman - Violence, capitalism)
Lady Gaga - Pokerface (MS. BOX - █████)
The Living Tombstone - Discord (Entropic Incel - discord is right there you fucking idiot)
Buck Bumble theme (Barry B. Bateman/CROSS - Bugs/Vocal sampling)
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters (Who's Off First?/Entropic Incel/Barry B. Bateman - Ghosts/TLT remixes/80s hits [it's sorta vocal sampling too teehee])
OFF - Stay In Your Coma (Who's Off First? - Postmodern RPGs)
Lisa The Lustful - All That Glitters (Who's Off First? - Postmodern RPGs)
Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z - Suit and Tie (Barry B. Bateman/Who's Off First? - Consumerism, jazz/Monochrome media)
A$AP Rocky ft. Skepta - Praise the Lord (CROSS - Religion)
Madeon - You're On (CROSS/Entropic Incel - Electro house/Heartbreak)
Bo Burnham - Bezos 1 (Who's Off First?/Barry B. Bateman - Comedy artists/Busniess, capitalism)
Daft Punk - One More Time (CROSS/Barry B. Bateman - French house/Dreamworks)
The Living Tombstone - Die In A Fire (Entropic Incel/Barry B. Bateman - TLT/Death)
Hozier - Take Me To Church (CROSS - Religion)
Dua Lipa - Physical (Who's Off First? - Physical activity)
Undertale - Spider Dance (MS. BOX/Who's Off First?/Barry B. Bateman - ███████ ██ ████████/Postmodern RPGs/Bugs, capitalism)
Haddaway - What Is Love (Who's Off First? - Questions)
Bell Biv Devoe - Poison (Entropic Incel - Toxicity)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out (Who's Off First? - Questions)

WELCOME TO THE CHANNEL SURFERS

Art by https://www.instagram.com/jackdoestheart/.
Character Represented: Flat-Chan &「WROW WROW」
Tournament Origin - Repost Reprise

Sources:
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (Furries)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (Ed Banger)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Sampled by Neil)
Will Smith, Dru Hill & Kool Mo Dee - Wild Wild West (Sampled By Neil/Wild West)
Lil Nas X & Billy Ray Cyrus - Old Town Road (Cowboys/Wild West)
Neil Cicierega - Who (Produced by Neil)

#1. Flat-Chan and「WROW WROW」

Who’s been bad-mouthing…. Flat Eric? Snail-Chan? Nope! That’s Flat-Chan! An unholy fusion of Mr. Oizo and Snail’s House’s mascots, they’re bringing back the kawaii-bass and french house bangers, but that’s not all! From their sorrow of being a reject has summoned their stand,「WROW WROW」! Looking strangely similar to Neil Cicierega, both it and Flat-Chan have come strolling in with loaded guns, ready to win this ultimate showdown!

- Songs used or sampled by Ed Banger and Kawaii Future-Bass artists
(Breakbot, Mr. Oizo, Justice)
(Snail's House, Yunomi, Nyankobrq)
- Songs relating to or associated with furries
(Songs by Lapfox, Die Young, Lone Digger)
- Songs related to cowboys and the Wild West
(Old Town Road, Big Iron on His Hip, Five Brothers)
- Songs sampled or composed by Neil Cicierega (NO LEMON DEMON)
(All Star, Who, The Mysterious Ticking Noise)

Join the discord at http://discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

A Lone Cowgirl In The Wild Wild West

This track was made by @valoregal, with art by @e-twoup

Will Smith
Bouncing in from the wicky-wicky-wild west, Will Smith is here to wow the competition! After his 3 time defeat, this desperado has reimagined himself in the image of Jim West. His experience in the studio and on the screen gives him the skills he needs to take aim at the chance of redemption.

- Media Will Smith has appeared in (movies, music, tv, ect)
(Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Aladdin 2019, Gettin' Jiggy With It)

- Songs related to cowboys or the Wild West
(West of Loathing OST, Old Town Road, Mirage Saloon Zone)

- Songs prominently used in Mouth Moods [No overlap]
(Semi-Charmed Life, YMCA, Ghostbusters)


Track Sources
Dapper Dog - Frontier Justice (Wild West)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Mouth Moods)
Steve Miller Band – The Joker (Mouth Moods, Cowboys)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Mouth Moods, Cowboys)
Will Smith - Gettin Jiggy Wit It
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters (Mouth Moods)

Frontier Jiggy

Track by: Vincent Mashups (www.youtube.com/channel/UCDTHZCJJETSrFmoU9iZFPtw)
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Markiplier

Alright, he's in. Hello everybody, his name is Markiplier, the YouTube gamer and fearless entertainer himself, and he is now competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This smooth criminal has past experience in the great Heist with Markiplier, and with his arsenal of gamer and crime related sources, he'll steal the show and take your hearts alike! Will this villain number one make it all the way to fuckin' victory town, or is he something best left forgotten? Just like before, YOU get to decide, because YOU are epic!

Sources:
- Songs by or featuring usually non-music oriented YouTubers (THE MUFFIN SONG by Schmoyoho, Bitch Lasagna by Pewdiepie, I’m Something Else by SomeThingElseYT, etc.)
- Music used as outros, intros, or BGM by popular YouTubers (H3H3 Theme Song, Science Blaster from Game Theory, 145 Poodles from Vsauce, etc.)
- Songs relating to crime or undercover infiltration (Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, GTA San Andreas Main Theme, the Metal Gear Solid franchise, Persona 5, etc.)

Songs used:
TheOdd1sOut & Boyinaband - Life Is Fun (Non-Music Oriented YouTubers)
GTA San Andreas - Main Theme (Crime)
Juice WRLD - Robbery (Crime)
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (Crime)
JackSepticEye ft. Schmoyoho - All The Way
Game Theory - Science Blaster (Non-Music Oriented YouTubers)
Lil Tecca - Ransom (Crime)
Frequality - Jontron Original Theme (YouTuber intros/outros)
YNW Melly - Murder On My Mind (Crime)
Various Markipler Voice Clips (duh)

Crime Is Fun 2: Gamer's Most Wanted

TRACK BY: @skerpentine2
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Jackbox Party Pack

[ SOURCES ] -

-K/DA ~ The Baddest (Popular Twitch games)
-Eddie Murphy ~ Party All The Time (Parties)
-Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber ~ I Don’t Care (Parties)
-Katy Perry ~ Last Friday Night (Parties)
-Voicelines from the ESCAPE THE SIMULATION secret episode in YDKJ: Full Stream

POWER COLOR: COBALT

STRENGTHS: Numbers.

WEAKNESSES: Cohesion among numbers.

Who’re you calling dummy? A cat, his ventriloquist puppet, and a set of dolls… now we’ve seen it all! This pack of oddballs have come to tag in to represent the phenomenon yearly series of games that hits Steam every October- Jackbox Games! While they’re here, let’s hope their audience vote doesn’t overrule the outcome!

Sources:

-Party games, and partying (including mario party, but not smash bros)
(Jackbox Party Pack 1-7, Dicey Dungeons, Wii Party, Overcooked)

-“Twitch” games (games popular among streamers/ games that allow twitch audience to interact with the game), and music from the top games on Twitch
(Party Hard, Ultimate Chicken Horse, Clustertruck, Kahoot)
(Fortnite, League of Legends)

-Game shows (real or in media), as well as songs related to puppets and dolls.
(Jeopardy theme, Grunty’s Furnace Fun, Flat Eric, DHMIS)

Binjpipe Presents: Content All The Time! (Cookie’s [REDACTED] Mix)

Title: The Doctor is In!
Character Represented: Sunshine Stitches
Art: Ender#3711
Arrangement: CheeseFestivities
Sources:
Doc McStuffins Theme - China Anne McClain [Repair, Pre-School]
Bad Case of Loving You - Robert Palmer [Medical Practices]
Ben Drowned SFX [Gaming Creepypasta]
Can You Feel the Sunshine? (Sonic R) - Richard Jacques [Pre-Dreamcast Sonic]
Dora the Explorer Theme - Joshua Sitron, Billy Straus [Pre-School]
Bad Medicine - Bon Jovi [Medical Practices]
Dollhouse - Melanie Martinez [Toys]
You’ve Got a Friend in Me (Toy Story) - Randy Newman [Toys]
I Need a Doctor - Dr. Dre ft. Eminem [Medical Practices]
Fix You - Coldplay [Repair]

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Sunshine Stitches (Doc McStuffins from Doc McStuffins + Tails Doll from Sonic R)
One of the stranger pairs of subjects here are subjects D-12 and D-98, referred to as Dottie “Doc” McStuffins and Tails Doll respectively. Doc appears to be a young girl with a certain affinity for fixing toys and other playthings and arrived here with a few in tow. Perhaps that’s what drew her to attempting to fix up Tails Doll, which at first glance appears to be a crude plush version of a video game mascot’s sidekick. However, experimentation has shown something more lies beneath that intimidating deadpan glare. Doc has been a bit vague on why she’s operating on this toy, something I worry could lead to something far worse.


-Toys, Stuffed Animals, and Media Based on Them
 (You've Got a Friend In Me, My Little Pony, Barbie Girl)
-TV Shows Aimed at Pre-Schoolers
 (Sesame Street, Blue’s Clues, Dora the Explorer)
-Games in the Classic Sonic Continuity
 (Sonic R, Sonic 3, Sonic Mania)
-Music related to Medical Practices and Internet Creepypasta
 (Trauma Center, Scrubs, Slender: The Eight Pages)

The Doctor is in!

Title: Another Christmas
Character Represented: The Incredible Grinch
Art: Ender#3711
Arrangement: CheeseFestivities
Sources:
Another Winter(Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game) - Anamanaguchi [Winter]
Welcome Christmas (The Grinch) - Albert Hague [Picture Books/Christmas]

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Subject H-57, at first, appears to be a normal human scientist under the name Bruce Banner. Banner was initially part of the research group, and his anomalous abilities were ignored for the sake of his status as an employee. However, interaction with foreign interdimensional elements has caused him to transform into a massive, festivity-despising monster referred to as “the Incredible Grinch”. The Grinch is highly unstable and appears to be capable of stealing objects without anyone noticing, especially those which produce sound; when bothered by noise, he has been noted to scream something sounding like “NOISE, NOISE, NOISE!”. Current testing to get Banner back to a normal state of mind has proved futile but it appears the effect wears off once the Grinch is satisfied.

-Music associated with Marvel Comics
 (Guardians of the Galaxy, Into the Spiderverse. Marvel vs. Capcom)
-Music associated with Christmas or Winter
 (All I Want for Christmas is You, Freezeezy Peak, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories)
-Adaptations of Picture Books
 (The Lorax, Thomas the Tank Engine, Fantastic Mr. Fox)
-Music about Alternate Personas
 (Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Hot N Cold, A Mask of My Own Face)

Another Christmas

Title: Teknomaginary
Character Represented: Lord Cowboy Darrell
Art: Mini
Arrangement: CheeseFestivities
Sources:
Teknopathetic (Jet Set Radio) - Hideki Naganuma [Robots]
“Check It” Jingle - Cartoon Network [CN]
Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends Theme - James L. Venable [CN]
Powerpuff Girls Theme - Thomas Chase, Steve Rucker, James L. Venable [CN]
Let’s Watch the Show (OK K.O.) - Jake Kaufman [CN]
Various Miscellaneous Cartoon Network Samples [CN]

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Lord Cowboy Darrell
There’s a new daddy in town! Or so subject BM-051 claims. Referring to himself as Lord Cowboy Darrell, this robot is significantly more intelligent than we initially perceived him to be. He’s remarkably fast, is equipped with a retractable arm cannon and a giant spiked fist that nearly crushed [REDACTED] last week, and can send out a seemingly endless supply of duplicates of himself. He also claims to be the current owner of a large robot-manufacturing plant across the street from a mere bodega; we’re still not sure whether this is true or false, the jury still remains split. Regardless, subject BM-051 appears to be a bit more fierce than we first thought…

-Cartoon Network Studios Properties
 (Adventure Time, Powerpuff Girls, Over the Garden Wall)
-Music associated with Robots
 (Mr. Roboto, Robot Rock, Still Alive)
-Music about Dads
 (Dad Feels, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, Dad Battle)
-Music relating to Cowboys, or in the Country genre
 (Old Town Road, Wild Wild West, Ring of Fire)

Teknomaginary

Title: Vicious Mockery
Character Represented: The Bard
Art: Gull Gonzo
Arrangement: CheeseFestivities
Sources:
Wonderland Round 3 (The Adventure Zone) - Griffin McElroy [DnD Media]

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Subject W-100 is one of the more peculiar subjects. They seem to be based on the "Bard" class from “Dungeons and Dragons”. As they are a representation of an archetype, rather than a single entity, their physical form is more abstract than most other subjects. Subject W-100 is capable of generating a variety of brass, woodwinds and percussion instruments at will, much to the dismay of company researchers. W-100 also seems to rely heavily on an anomalous sense of luck, occasionally performing impossible feats due to what they refer to as “Critical Successes”. However, this also leads to them occasionally failing at basic tasks, which they refer to as “Critical Failures”. This anomalous property should be carefully observed at all times.

-Music related to Games with Traditional Medieval Fantasy Settings
 (Ocarina of Time, Elder Scrolls, Runescape)
-Music associated with DnD, and other Tabletop Games
 (The Adventure Zone, Magic the Gathering, Settlers of Catan)
-Music associated with Dice and Luck
 (Dicey Dungeons, The Luckiest, Chance Time!)
-Music related to Overly Flirtatious Characters (NO 18+ CONTENT)
 (Gaston, My Sweet Passion, Death by Glamour)

Vicious Mockery

TRACK: CheeseFestivities#0326
STOCKS/BRACKET DESIGN: ender#3711
TOML DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/9QeKGYb
CHARACTER(s) REPRESENTED: EVERYONE

So- we're finally here.

When I made this tournament, I never expected us to get anywhere close to where we are now, I considered cancelling in the early times- things were rough as fuck, dude- but now it's just. Unbelievable. Really. I'm so glad we could make this happen. I'm super thankful for all of y'all for sticking around- especially our musicians who worked hard af for this project (especially Cheese for this killer bracket theme, i'm so happy with how it turned out), and dude- honestly, it's just- unbelievable, again.

It's been a looong journey, let's see it to the end.

-Ender

General
Satisfy - Garrett Williamson (Wii)
Goosebumps - Lemon Demon (Horror)

Vanna
Ancient Voices - Survivor (Game Shows)
Execution Theme - Danganronpa (Danganronpa)
American Boy - Estelle (Black and White)

Nero
Main Theme - Arms (Arms)
Bury the Light - Devil May Cry (DMC)
Demons - Imagine Dragons (Demons)

Defunctland
It's a Small World (Theme Parks)
Spooky Scary Skeletons (Skeletons)
Defunctland SFX

Sonic for Hire
City Escape - Sonic Adventure 2 (Sega)
This Will Be the Day - RWBY (Former Machinima)
The New Pokerap - Starbomb (Animated VG Parodies)

Rider
Discord Ringtone (Ringtones)
Stronger - Kanye West (Directions)
Pacman - Gorillaz (Retro)

Freddy-Kazooie
Globglogabgalab (Scott Cawthon)
The Great Mighty Poo - Conker's Bad Fur Day (Rareware N64)
Die in a Fire - The Living Tombstone (FNAF)

Caillou
Humming the Bassline - Jet Set Radio (Rebellion)
Video Killed the Radio Star - the Buggles (Robotic Vocals-ish)
Veggietales Theme (Preschool Shows)

Friday Night Friends
Stadium Rave A - Spongebob (Sea Life)
Pico - Friday Night Funkin (FNF)
Saturday Night's Alright - Elton John (Weekends)

Trollface
Caramelldansen - Caramella Girls (Early Internet)
Snow Halation - Love Live (Deceptive Memes)
Laser Collection SFX (Early Internet)

Peter
Robot Hell - Futurama (Adult Animation)
Out of Touch - Daryl Hall (Twitter)
Dynamite - BTS (KPop)

Funky
Adventure of a Lifetime - Coldplay (Monkeys)
Gas Gas Gas - Manuel (Cars)
Objection Funk - iteachvader (Funk)

Portal Girls
No Mercy - The Living Tombstone (Blizzard)
The Most Fashionable Faction - Stupendium (Valve)
Happily Ever After - Steven Universe: The Movie (Future)
Pussycats
Nyan Cat (Cats)
California Gurls - Katy Perry (Bubblegum Pop)
Happily Ever After - Steven Universe: The Movie (Cartoon Network)

Lily's Garden
Mr. Brightside - The Killers (Relationship Drama)
Oliver Tree - Movement (Plants)
Dancing Queen - ABBA (Drama, used in Mamma Mia)

The Gamer Boys
Gamebro - Homestuck (MS Paint/Gamer Culture)
Fuck You - CeeLo Green (Arguments)
Man or Muppet - The Muppets (Puppets)

Light at the Museum
Diggy Diggy Hole - the Yogscast (Sandbox)
Shooting Star - Owl City (Owls)
DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG - Schmoyoho (Rainbows)

Tower Of Satisfaction [PREDICT THE POLL]

a project by @valtworegal

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