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Bumzilla 
Against this you have no chance 
Even gangsters shit their pants 
Tell them ’bout it, just start 
And you’ll hear a loud fart 
Everyone talks about a beast 
In canalization he lives 
When he comes into view 
He scares the crap outta you 

ПРИПЕВ 
Listen to this creepy sound 
Ghastly growls underground 
Dim like from a booth 
Bastards, give me booze 
What the fuck is going on 
It’s the real Armageddon! 
You don’t want to know it 
Fucking shit 
Nuclear plants out of town 
Dumped their waste all around 
No one lived there except Guy 
A bum who settled nearby 
All the radioactive junk 
Mixed with fake booze he’d drunk 
His DNA changed like in a thriller 
He turned huge as Godzilla 
Hey people, it’s your guilt 
This monster can’t be stilled 
Through subway, with crazy sound 
It’s crawling up to the ground

The Road To Hogwarts - Bumzilla

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John Cabbage was a warehouse guard 
He’s so sick he almost fell apart 
He had ulcer and diarrhea 
And haemorrhage, oh mamma mia! 
Doctors were baffled, he couldn’t even sit 
How’s he still alive with all that shit? 
Meanwhile, scientists formed a team 
That decided to live out nation’s dream 
They launched a project to achieve their aim 
Super Soldier was its name 
They made announcements in media 
Volunteer wanted, results - immediate 
Cure for all diseases, free 
A hundred percent guarantee 
John saw this and couldn’t refuse 
He had fucking nothing to loose! 

Бридж 
We’re doomed, oh dear Lord 
Evil’s invaded our world 
Panic reached eye-popping scope 
Superhero is our last hope 

Припев 

Captain Burp, a hard nut to crack 
His nasty fart turns mountains into wreck 
Captain Burp, whatever booze he drinks 
His glance makes Nazi warships sink 
Captain Burp, he’s ready to squelch 
Yankees can’t stop his nuclear belch 
Captain Burp, his garlic breath 
Scares all enemies to death 

Куплет 2 

At that time terrorists went fucking crazy 
Their murders and rapes were hell-raising 
It’s time for Captain Burp to come out! 
When enemies saw him, they laughed out loud 
That wimp had a crutch, his leg was plastered 
He profited by this and made a real disaster 
His belch wiped off bastards like nuclear shell 
The reek of his fart blew enemies to hell 
Бридж 2 

Terrorists are everywhere! 
People are crying in despair! 
Superhero, it’s your call! 
Captain Burp will save us all 


Куплет 3 

John Cabbage went from zero 
To a mighty superhero 
He brings evil into light 
Fights for justice in the night 
Terrorists beg for life 
but this is uneven strife 
Let the new combat begin 
Captain Burp will always win! 

Бридж 3 

Darkness is here, no way out 
Captain Burp! All people shout 
Take your crutch and with a fart 
Beat all bastards really hard!

The Road To Hogwarts - Captain Burp

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Never was a story of more woe 
Than this of a plumber Joe 
You won’t find such a sad thing 
In a newspaper or magazine. 
Joe was a real womanizer 
Too sad he wasn’t a bit wiser 
His red moustache was a checkmate 
He took off girls’ panties at first date 
There was a witch from nameless hill 
She fell madly in love with him 
From her rage there was no escape 
When she saw Joe with another babe 
The witch summoned evil forces then 
And, red with anger, cursed the man 
As she was a real smart ass 
She did her duty with excess. 
Each night she turned the poor jerk 
Into first thing he touched at work 

ПРИПЕВ 

Hey dude, turn tail, don’t be a fool 
When you smell shit and moon is full 
The evil’s come for you 
The evil from the loo 
Poor buddy Joe, a normal guy 
Becomes a monster every night 
Two centuries have passed this way 
You fucked up, Joe, you have to pay! 

Never was a story of more woe 
Than this of a plumber Joe 
You won’t find such a sad thing 
In a newspaper or magazine. 
The witch summoned evil forces then 
And, red with anger, cursed the man 
Each night she turned the poor jerk 
Into first thing he touched at work 

That day Joe had an urgent call 
There was a block in a toilet bowl 
The work he did was real hard porn 
He cursed the day when he was born! 
(ПРИПЕВ) 

What tragedies Joe underwent! 
But there can be a happy end 
A pretty girl can break the spell 
If she stands the dreadful smell 
When the city is moonlit 
She should approach the walking shit 
And passionately, with no creeps 
Kiss the monster on the lips

The Road To Hogwarts  - Shitmonstr

Bodybuilder Andrew Sickk 
Big and hairy monkey dick
Had the size of thousand stairs
Without taking any meds
Training was his only aim
To gain muscles every day
Motherfucker learnt a lot
Gaining waight at every spot
He injected alcoloids
Mixed a lot with damn steroids
Even thought of using chocolate
But result was quite impotent
Body grew but very slowly
He believed it wasn't wholly
And to rapidly reach goal
Eat that shit without control
Banned steroids were found somehow
Turning him into the sow
His blood was full of many goods:
Radium, uranium and even wood
With such hunger for the power
He could explode at any hour
Andrew's bodybuilding shit
Drew him right into the pit:
One day, looking for some scouse
He found mangy gook's hash house
Even taste of food seemed stranger
He ignored the risk of danger
He devowered all the snacks
Even though they rot and stank
Suddenly the wire sparked
Shocking every body part
Every cell of his incised
All his buttons fucking rived
Every parasite was torn
Only Andrew was reborn!
Every rat and bug was fried
Hunting to a great collide

Gook, just tell me what the hell?!
I'm not feeling pretty well!

But the keeper took a gun 
With the look of hit-and-run
He's like fucking Martha Stewart
Working secretly in sewers
In attampt to make stink blown
Made a serum yet unknown
Though attempt was aggravated
A new element's created
Substance's look was pretty scummy
But made even shit taste yammy
That crap was no harm for people
You should trust me here a little
Gook went addind more and more
Making burgers lose odor
Though he was sure that everything's well
Always remember: you never can tell!
Something fucked up, causing mutation
Reaction's unknown for the whole of the nation
Building's in ruins, business is dying 
Onlyy poor gook is yelling and crying

Veins are out, all walls are down
Shoes explode, the rags still fall
Everything's becoming small
Feel the pain, the cold or heat?
Hunger's really what he needs
Like a bubble made of crap
Andrew grew without a nap

He's an elk, a crab, a fish
He breaks ground just so to wish
Dogs, rats, toads and other meat
That Korean people feed
Andrew turned in a hellish fear
Time to bring the mayhem here!

The day when city was on fire
I was so young, had dreams of flying higher
Now what's happened to us all
My friends are dead and I'm alone
Beast leaves ashes, pain, hell knows
Whete it comes from, where it goes
Devowers old men, even kids
Destroyes the cities, than it leaves
Creature's still alive, no doubt
Missiles, panzers failed to stop; 
We are crying in remorse
We all thought that nothing's worse
And the Chinese trew a bomb
Made the monster feel like home:
Leaving eggs after mutation
Brought these Asians damnation

Survivors built titanic walls
Forever to stay behind
They failed in slaying the dark maul
Who made us pray and hide
For many years we've dwelt in walls' defence
The danger's gone, we thought, layed hands
The legend's now so neverending, 
You're waiting for the happy ending.
A hero would fall from the sky
And through some punches make beast die.
Fuck no! The fate is pretty rough
An ugly head appeared above!

Beast leaves ashes, pain, hell knows
Where it comes from, where it goes
He's an elk, a crab, a fish
He breaks ground just so to wish
Devowers old men, even kids
Destroyes the cities, then it leaves
Missiles, panzers failed to stop
Creature's still alive, no doubt!

The road to hogwarts Burger Kong

Butcher Edgar 

Punch him, John 

Superheroes are not crap 
They can watch your every step 
Booze and drugs drive people mad 
They hear voices in their head 
Poor Edgar drank too much 
He did hash, LSD and such 
One day he got high and then 
He became a superman 
Show me your brick 

Butcher Edgar, enormous hunk 
Beats all bastards, looks like Hulk 
Butcher Edgar, monstrous beast 
Breaks any door with one fist 
Butcher Edgar, hero of night 
Stronger than ox and always right 

My spade, my rules 

Shoot up and don’t stop! 
Go to crappy booze shop 
Buy pills and take them all 
Get ready for a brawl! 
If you were kind as kid 
Don’t feel bad about this shit 
Eat a shroom, go ahead! 
Enemies will drop dead 

Butcher Edgar, enormous hunk 
Beats all bastards, looks like Hulk 
Butcher Edgar, monstrous beast 
Breaks any door with one fist 
Butcher Edgar, hero of night 
Stronger than ox and always right 

In the morning Edgar wakes 
Head’s splitting, body aches 
Half a day works like truck - 
Near him all sportsmen suck 
Supersystem, superman 
Night will come, he’ll fight again 
Fucking gangsters, say goodbye 
When you see the guy

The Road To Hogwarts - Butcher Edgar

Trashminator 
Dump worker Fatty Jess 
Was a real crack ass 
His drunk buddies, dumbheads 
Once started to make bets 
They found nuclear fuel 
Said who’d drink it is cool 
Jess didn’t think twice 
His life needed some spice 
He drank assload of the glop 
Bang! Lightning stroke his top 
He turned complete nuts 
And preyed on blood and guts 

Shifted is the equator 
Here comes the Trashminator 
Half man, half excavator 
Half freezer, half generator 
Half TV, half perforator 
Half diesel, half ventilator 
He lived a shitty life 
His neighbour fucked his wife 
Thе bitch and her grim sis 
Will now pay for this 
Hey people, I’m your hangman now 
I decide who to kill and how 
You always laughed at me 
You’ll die in agony 
I’ll rip off all your limbs 
It’s payment for your sins 
I’ll make the hell on earth 
I’ll boil you in your broth 
He had to lick the dust 
He’ll take revenge at last 
Fires and savage cries 
Lightning from his butt and eyes 
The world is horror-struck 
Hey bastards, you all suck 
All the morgues are packed 
The city is a wreck 
Mad punkers pogo dance 
Among clapped-out tanks 
People’s guts and brains 
Are all that still remains 
Shifted is the equator 
Here comes the Trashminator 
Half man, half freezer 
Half calculator, half diesel 
Half excavator, half kettle 
Half generator 
Hey people, I’m your hangman now 
I decide who to kill and how
Trashminator 
Dump worker Fatty Jess 
Was a real crack ass 
His drunk buddies, dumbheads 
Once started to make bets 
They found nuclear fuel 
Said who’d drink it is cool 
Jess didn’t think twice 
His life needed some spice 
He drank assload of the glop 
Bang! Lightning stroke his top 
He turned complete nuts 
And preyed on blood and guts

The Road To Hogwarts - Trashminator

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