I r Got the manager by the scruff of the neck I’ve gone “GIMMIE ME FOCKING CHIPS”

BANG! 

THE MANAGERS ON THE FLOOR
RED NOSE
FUCKIN KNOCKED OUT IN THE COLD

SECURITIES COME OVER IVE GONE 
Fock off
Fock off 
DOOSH!
Three of ‘em all knocked out
RIOT POLICE
COME IN
I thought “ahh let’s all have it”
All of them looking like this
“GET YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR!”
I’ve gone, honestly boys I’m not even joking,
I’m talking BACKFLIPPED OVER ALL THE BULLETS
LANDED ON THE VAN LIKE A PROPER SPIDER-MAN
landed on the van 

IVE PICKED UP THE VAN UP BY THE TOP
I’ve gone 
“I JUST WANT MY CHIPS!”

THREW THE VAN ACROSS THE MOTORWAY
m62 is now shut off because
I’ve just fockin lobbed a van on there yeah
THE ARMY ARE COMIN
tanks
THE TANKS YEAH

a tank 

BOOM!

Shoots, I jump on the missile
Glide home.

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