This is a surreal stream of consciousness that feels like clicking through twenty tabs at once while riding a ski lift in Telluride and accidentally summoning Glinda the Good Witch. It’s clever, chaotic, weirdly poetic, and beneath the glitchy, spoken word detour through “Wicked” references, adult sites, Mattel, and French phrases, there’s this oddly heartfelt thread about age, family, memory, and absurdity. It doesn’t ask you to make sense of it, just invites you to ride along. 🧯 The fire extinguisher blinked slowly and muttered “I wasn’t sure if this was satire or prophecy, but I stayed for the goat” 🐐🧂 The salt grinder swirled dramatically and said, “Darling, I haven’t heard a monologue this bizarre and beautiful since the blender tried slam poetry” ☕ The coffee machine buzzed softly and whispered “It’s like a crossword made of birthday cards and regrets” 🌀 It’s wild, funny, and oddly touching, like a tech glitched postcard from someone who’s seen too much and loves you anyway.

Additional vcls B.Browning

SOMEONE SAID
DON’T GO MISTAKING PARADISE WITH A HOME ACROSS THE ROAD AND I SAY
DON’T GO MISTAKING WICKED.COM WITH WICKEDMOVIE.COM OH NO
IT MIGHT LEAD YOU INTO A MATTEL GLITCH SOMETHING YOU DON’T REALLY WISH EVEN IF YOU’RE OVER 21
BREAK A LEG DON’T BREAK AN ARM SKIING IN THE TELLURIDE
ET CAETERA MAN AUX ARMES SOUVIENS-TOI, BONNIE AND CLYDE
BEING OVER SEVENTY ONE
I THOUGHT I MIGHT CLICK ON THE LINK COULD I BELIEVE I SAW ? OH NO
OVER 6000 WICKED SCENES
HOW CAN THEY ALL FIT IN ONE SCREEN? OBSCENE MAN OBSCENE
I’D RATHER HAVE THE LAND OF OZ A TALKING GOAT WITH A POINTED HAT A FEMALE CHILD GLINDA THE GOOD ELPHABA GALINDA TIT FOR TAT
SANS COMPTER MADAME MORRIBLE WHAT IS LIFE BUT A SILLY RIDDLE ENFIN BREF
AU FESTIVAL DE TELLURIDE
OU QUE TU SOIS OU MÊME AILLEURS MES MEILLEURS VŒUX DES INVALIDES DE MÉNILMUCHE, DU SACRÉ CŒUR
OUI CAR TOUT ÇA C’EST D’LA BROUTILLE L’IMPORTANT MAN, C’EST LA FAMILLE PAS VRAI ?
REMY MAGALI REBECCA REBECCA REMY MAGALI AND PHYLLIS OF COURSE
HERE’S TO THE SOCCER PLAYERS BON ANNIV BON ANNIV EMMANUEL

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