My name is Abigail Serena Warner, I upload random things here.

Punk rock bunny girl who writes pop music! Used to upload music here as JohnJRenns, I had like 8 different accounts.

I do commissions!  Now on Spotify, Apple Music, Pandora, Deezer and Amazon as Kurio Prokos!

I’ve been playing music since I was a little kid, from piano lessons to music programs, and I’d like to share my talents with you!  If you’d like me to make a song for you, be it a theme for a project of your own, a remix of a game song you really enjoy, or just something to jam/chill out to, I’ll be happy to provide!  Simply contact me at kuriomusic@mail.com with details on what sort of song you’d like, and I’ll charge based on the following specifications:

+ $40 base charge (covers up to a half minute of length)

+ $20 for every additional 30 seconds of length requested (e.g. a song that lasts 1:30 would cost $80 by default)

+ $5 if it’s a remix

+ $2 if you want the song to loop (won’t add to length charge)

+ Additional money may be charged based on extra details (e.g., a few extra dollars if you want more instruments/complicated melodies)

+ 10% of initial price for minor edits, 40% of initial price for major changes

~ Money-back guarantee if I don’t finish within a month of agreeing

~ Will email rough drafts to keep you up to date with progress if you so please

~ Can do just about any music genre

~ Very slight extra fee may be needed due to PayPal fee

PLEASE NOTE:  I’m not a lyricist/vocalist and am not good with film soundtrack style.  Also I reserve the right to not agree to a commission right away if I am currently lacking in free time.  I will alert you if life is currently impeding progress to a significant degree.

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Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast.

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Part time composer, full time bum. Enjoy music I guess!

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