STA¥ MELO

Contact me- 
melody.magica.music@gmail.com

its funny how we’re the same but different

rnb/rap

"It's hard to even type right now. I took my Mom to an Unregistered show yesterday and was super excited because I was invited to do a meet and greet. When we finally got to go speak with him he pretty much ignored me and was only talking to my mom. I thought this was going to be a big moment for me but whatever. Fast forward to that evening and I'm eating cereal and playing fortnite when all of a sudden Jonathon is in my house (wtf?) with no shirt on and he smacks me on the back. 

"How bout you fetch me a beer kiddo!" He laughed. Then he took a box of oatmeal creme pies out the fridge & just started digging his hands into them while he walked into my mom's room. Still completely stunned, I tiptoe over to the door and listen. All I hear is giggling. What the fuck. They must have exchanged numbers at some point. Anyway I couldn't sleep all night due to the noise and now he's walking around the house wearing my bathrobe and calling me "son". What do I do? Is this normal?"

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