Well, he rode into town on a one-eyed horse.
I know it's true co'z I heard from the source.

Evil eyes were a staring him down.
The wind was howling in that one-horse town.

He went to the bar and said I want a soda pop.

While the buzzards circle up high in the sky.
Waiting on some poor soul to die.
  
There's a mangey dog all covered in fleas.
There's a preacher man praying on his knees.

He went to the bar and said I want a soda pop.


He winked his eye as he whistled a western song.
But drinking soda pop through a straw seems so wrong.

Bridge 

He winked his eye as he whistled a western song.
But drinking soda pop through a straw seems so wrong.   

The undertaker just stood at the door.
There's bound to be blood spilled on the floor.

He pushed his way through that bustling crowd.
He whispered softly I've made a vow.

When he went to the bar and said I want a soda pop.
When he went to the bar and said I want a soda pop.
When he went to the bar and said I want a soda pop.

Ballad Of The Soda Pop

Ironbarkbob