Gems From My Old Account

If I had any self-respect, I would call this a mash-up, but it's really just pure crap. Bonus points if you can identify every anime referenced here.

Theres No Game No Lupin Space Future Seven Can Be MurMuru

If you were expecting effort, look elsewhere.

Dandy Noise

Bill Nye the Dandy Guy
[Bill Nye the Dandy Guy]
Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill
Bill Nye the Dandy Guy
[his pompadour rules]
Bill Nye the Dandy Guy
[space is a property of space]
Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill
[Bill Nye the Dandy Guy]
Bill Bill Bill
[he combs the seven seconds]
Bill Bill Bill Bill
Bill Nye the Dandy Guy

Bill Nye the Dandy Guy

Akihabara! There's somethin' murderous in my neighborhood. Who you gonna kiss? A dandy guy! If there's somethin' Borgeois and it don't look alien, who you gonna give? The YMCA! I ain't 'fraid of no survival game. I ain't 'fraid of no sharp thorn in her flesh. If you're seein' Champagne runnin' through the galaxy, who can you kill? Bill Nye the Science Guy! An invisible program sleepin' in somethin' strange. Who you gonna remember? Juno, Jupiter, Minerva, Apollo, Mars, Ceres, Mercurius, Diana, Bacchus, Volcanus, Pluto, Vesta, Venus! I ain't 'fraid of a full commitment. I ain't 'fraid of no property of matter. Who you gonna whistle for? Yuki! If you're all alone in the mirror, pick up the throne and call the timeleaper! I ain't 'fraid of the past and the future. I hear it likes the murderous girls. I ain't 'fraid of just a child. Who you gonna call? {...music from Spirited Away...} If you have 1, 2, 3 of a freaky West Philadelphia baby, you'd better call somethin' strange. Let me tell you somethin': Akihabara makes me feel dandy. I ain't 'fraid of THE RULES. I ain't 'fraid of no strangers to love. Don't get caught in space, no, no! Kill them all! When it comes, unless you just want some more, I think you'd better kill your friends! Who you gonna call? Program! Who you gonna call? Yuki! I think you better call a dandy guy! Who you gonna call? Any other guy! ...hear you. Who you gonna call? Space Dandy! Louder! The YMCA! Who you gonna call? Concrete roads everywhere I go! Who can you call? 1, 2, 3! Who you gonna call? [shinjiteita]!

I can't figure out who to call...

Seinfeld Loses his Sanity

This is how much I hate Evangelion

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Did you know you can put semicolons in filenames?

Steins;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;Gate

(I'm a CS major if you couldn't tell already)

Recursive Equalization

$P^<3☆|>^N|>`|

A Cruel Angel's Thesis, but You're at the Bottom of a Pool

When you have a final exam on 420 and it's for the worst class you've ever taken

PSA: I recently lost access to the "Rats, Rats, We are the Rats" account, so it will now forever remain an archive to past ratshuppery. All future ratshups will be uploaded here instead.

Gems From My Old Account

What do you mean? This IS my real account.