Standup comedian Mark Bennett is back for another episode of his one-man podcast where talks about a neighbour throwing feces on him and other wonderful stories.

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Episode 119 - Covid, Hijabs, and Raining Feces

Mark talks about power tools, vaccine rollout, and super sensitive pieces of crap.

Episode 120 - Vaccine Rollout, Pirates, and Cats

Mark yaps about skinny jeans, his kid going to nursery school and the Beer Store

Episode 121 - Beer Store and Nursery School

Mark blabs about open mics, consistency, and Tony Robbins.

Episode 4 - Consistency, Tony Robbins, And Bullshit

In this special episode, Mark yells about a fight that happened in the gym between a personal trainer and a customer!! Dis shizzle cray cray.

Episode 7 - Are You Eye-Balling Me?!

Mark has a rare guest and it is one of Canada's finest exports - his friend, Debra DiGiovanni. They blab about their gig in Sarnia, theatre shows, Satan worship, and having a performance go off the rails.

Episode 10 with guest Debra DiGiovanni - I Said Shut Up

Mark yaps about being a useless idiot who can't hang shelves, but then has a change of heart and decides that life is wonderful.

Episode 18 - Drill Bits, Overwhelm, and Optimism

Mark yells about drunk people in a grocery store, getting up early, and confronting a lunatic in a parking lot.

Episode 25 - Attacked at a Gas Station

Mark has fun yelling about how much new country music sucks, Shania Twain, and how you should always buy what everyone else buys.

Episode 27 - Country Music Sucks

Mark meets his new neighbours and talks about his wife bringing their 11 month old to the dentist.

Episode 39 - CBT, Pride, and Sticky Hands

Mark's wife is headed back to work leaving him with a baby that he fears he will ruin. Mark also gets a health update from his endocrinologist.

Episode 40 - It's Finally Here

Mark yaps about comics trying to navigate a PC world.

Episode 43 - Sheet Cake, Dave Chappelle, and Racism

Mark yells about his gym screwing over himself, his child, and his car. He also gives "I'm Dying Up Here" another chance.

Episode 44 - I'm Dying Up Here and Damaging My Studio

Mark yaps about how Costco saved his life and how raising a baby is impossible.

Episode 46 - Costco and Argentina

Episode 56 - Louis CK and Baby Sniffles

Mark yaps about how not having a house might be awesome and how Dave Chappelle might be a prophet.

Episode 63 - The Grass is Greener

Mark gets together with his neighbours to have a playdate with his toddler and, of course, drink rum and coke.

Episode 70 - Meet Your Neighbours with Rum and Coke

Mark talks about his shows in Kingston, his kid falling on his head, and a handsome Korean man.

Episode 72 - Acupuncture, Bruises, and Vaseline

Mark yaps about old ladies, living longer, and life beginning at 40.

Episode 75 - Wanna Live Longer? Do THIS

Mark blabs about his kid's first soccer game and wanting to go to an old age home in his 40's.

Episode 86 - Old Age Homes and Crazy Wives

Mark blabs about being a bad dad on Father's day, a kid's soccer game,  and arm-chair quarterbacks.

Episode 89 - Grandparents Suck, The World Cup, and Father's Day

Mark yaps about how the internet has made people more stupid than he thought possible.

Episode 92 - Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson, and Stupidity

Mark yaps about his son's second birthday and how everyone, including comedians, sucks right now.

Episode 96 - Bad Comedians and Birthday Parties

Mark talks about how he is as old as dirt and ho Ottawa may be turning into an exciting city.

Episode 97 - Ottawa - The City That Fun Forgot

Mark yells about his upcoming trip to France, people wearing shoes in the house, and America's Got Talent.

Episode 98 - America's Got Talent and France

Mark talks about dropping his kid off at nursery school, the carnivore diet, and how Howie Mandel and Just For Laughs almost destroyed everything.

Episode 112 - Howie Mandel Almost Killed Canadian Comedy

Mark and fellow comic, Darryl Purvis, drive the highways of Ontario yapping about standup comedy, singing, and pedophiles.

Episode 113 - Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, and Darryl Purvis

Mark talks about bringing home a new baby. It's his baby.

Episode 114 - That New Baby Shriek.mp3

Mark craps on about broken rib, insurance, and Lionheart.

Episode 115 - Van Damme and Life Insurance

Mark tries to teach his kid how to fight off a special needs bully.

Episode 116 - Fight With A Special Needs Kid

Mark is back after two months to blab about the Raptors, smokers, and looking cool.

Episode 117 - Justin Theroux, Smokers, and the Raptors

Mark solves 90 percent of the world's car accident problems and reveals his son swears like a drunken trucker.

Episode 118 - Gluten Free and Swearing Toddlers

Stand-up comic Mark Bennett rants in his car so his wife and toddler don't have to listen to him.

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