Dear, Kriss

WATCH AS ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ SLOWLY BEING KILLED
STARE INTO ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ STARE INTO ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ I REALLY AM
NOBODY KNEW ME ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ THIS AND THEY ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ MOCKED ME

Infinitely, SPAMT

P.S. BEG AND BARTER SHAME THE MARTYR
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Track made by @mazbackattack in his ENDLESSLY PUTRID EMPIRE and the vocals once again by @nugget-number-3 WHO I WILL FRY IN HOT GREASE and emotional support from @jalapino-colada.
This, and many other songs in the soundtrack inspired by https://soundcloud.com/user-440952352-265587218/unfinished-jevil-chaos-king DROP HIM OFF A CLIFF.

I could write on for pages and pages about the community but I will refrain.
No links. (None ever.)

AFTER A LONG AND HARD FOUGHT BATTLE AGAINST MOTIVATION, SCHEDULING, AND A HANDFUL OF EVERYTHING ELSE, WE FINALLY MADE IT. DO NOT CHEER. WE'RE FINISHED HERE. DIE IN A HOLE AND WALLOW IN YOUR SHIT.

but fr tho fuck being in character all of these descriptions have been incredibly mean for no reason. I'm sorry you had to sit through all of that. Truth be told I'm proud. Proud of everything that went into this thing. This is the first puppet I didn't feel instinctually obligated to finish. I kinda just did what I did and had fun doing it. Thank you to Jal and Nugs for providing feedback alongside their pre-established contributions. I'd also like to thank @user-302593990 for listening to my ideas, and helping with the initial conceptualization. Is there a good maz puppet that isn't also a zed puppet? idk maybe. bye.

[Pg. 6] WANNA GET 被杀 (Tonight?) - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

This is a “Natch ESS: “This World’s a Mess”” replacement.
Think about it, no one has EVER, in the HISTORY of the Puppet Pipeline, made a version of Kris based on Solitaire, specifically the version that’s available on old Windows PCs!
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{chessenashter♟️} - << Ugh, it’s busted. Just my luck… Well, looks like I’ve got work to do. >>
[K♠️ ➡️ Q❤️]
: Well chop my chaps, it’s a stranger! Howdy doo?
{chessenashter♟️} - << ACK! Oh, um, I mean… How do you do, fellow… cow… person? >>
[Q♦️ ➡️ J♠️]
: Don’t worry, I don’t mean you no harm! Name’s Io Bonitaire. I’m a wandering bounty hunter of sorts.
: You wouldn’t happen to have a bounty on your head, would you…?
{chessenashter♟️} - << Wh-what?! Of course not! >>
[10❤️ ➡️ 9♣️]
: You do look pretty darn worried about something or other…
{chessenashter♟️} - << Let’s just say my “steed” is exhausted from the trip, and I’m not sure if I could find the materials to fix it back up around these parts. >>
[J♠️ ➡️ 10❤️ + 9♣️]
: Materials? Why would you need materials for a horse? Sounds pretty darn suspicious to me…
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thumbnail by: @le_samme
song by: @its-appel-on-purpose
vocals by: @grassdemon
Writing by: me. ite.

Solitaire by: Toby Fox
Deltarune by some guy

The Other Puppet by
the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by
@notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps Imao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and <@967647561110401085>
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @realshree
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by: @plabet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @twomoroa19x2 and @maz!!!
The Same Same Same Same Same by: @inkcubedude
The Same Same Same Same Same Other by: @itethecrapoc

Jesse, jij bent niet Suzan en Freek. Dat is scheikundig gezien ONMOGELIJK-

io Bonitaire ~ “Child of the Prairie” [Deltarune; The 5xSame+Other Puppet]

This is the "SP AMT! THE SALESMAN OF ALL" replacement for my new & new & original AU, "Deltarune The same Same Other Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made a take on TSSOP! What? They have?! Surely they haven't based it on minecraft, right??
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TealKRISSpy joined the game
<​TealKRISSpy> HI
<​TealKRISSpy> WANNA SEe
<​TealKRISSpy> MY hOUS
<​TealKRISSpy> itS REaLLY COOl !!!
<​spamt_buster997> im mining right now
<​TealKRISSpy> WHAT
<​TealKRISSpy> I WORKED REA ALY HARD ON T :(
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thumbnail and song by: @cambutcooler !!
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
Vocals by @zootyplex i think but it could also be @jackurus
original here --> https://soundcloud.com/buttinformer-underscore/pretty-awsome-other-pupept-man-you-suck-at-this-game
inspired by @kagecake 's TSP, Again !!

who could have forseen this

Kriss P.: All-Around HERo !! - [TSSOP, Again]

This is the "Krezz Apollyon? "There's nothing to do" [" for our funny little au “The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet.” I’s a liar and a thief I did not make that stock photo. V2 from ultrakill
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[The sandstorm has subsided.]
[LOCATION: ???]

🤢🤧
🤬🏜🤬🤬
😥🗺❓
🤷😒
🚶🚶🚶🥵
🗺❓❓

🦖__🌵Who’s this kid…? HEY! The hell are you doing out here?!🌵__._.,

😱😠🔪

🦖_,_🌵🌵GAH–!! If that’s how you’re going to be, I’m out!🌵__.._

❗✋🚫
⮐
🫵🗺

🦖🌵What’s that? You’re lost?🌵.___🌵🌵🌵
🦖.___🌵🌵🌵Too bad, brat. I don’t know the way out either–🌵,_🌵–Unlike you, I’m perfectly fine staying hidden here.🌵🌵

🫥❓🤨❓

🦖__🌵Tch. None of your business why.🌵__

🤔🤔🤔
🤯🤯🤯

🦖__🌵Huh? What is it now?🌵🌵

🤯😯😮😀
😈🔪✨

🦖_,._🌵OH. OH HH GOD OH FUCK NO
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borders by @december-pesto and @sillierfish
thumbnail n Art by: @cryptid_banana @december-pesto and @sillierfish
song by: @grassdemon and @sillierfish
vocals by: @grassdemon. on soundcloud.
Writing: @sillierfish
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realkyrie and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @realkyrie
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @plabet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @flardenal, @inkcubedude, @epik-bruh, @chompz-lmao and @ziyproject
The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @cryptid_banana, @december-pesto, @sillierfish, and @grassdemon

No internet connections were harmed in the making of this puppet.

Tysin Flek ✅ (Run For Your Life!!) [Deltarune; The SAME SAME SAME SAME Same Puppet]

* Kedi cackles with freedom
* The air is just kind of salty

TSSSSP by @thebowserpuppet
Corru.Observer by @corruworks

KEDI'S BIG BREAK: NO RSTRNNG

OF COURSE HE’S EVIL! YOU KNEW HE WAS EVIL!

This is the "𓆑𓇋𓈖𓇋𓋴𓉔 MY GAME" replacement for my super gay and stupid AU, "The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet". We tricked you all. Fuck you.

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꧁ ༺༺༺༺༺༺ ⚜ ༻༻༻༻༻༻꧂
       Strategics  ༄ Endless Game
0/9999999999999999 XP
⚜ ~ ❝MY OWN HUBRIYS…❞
⚜ ~ ❝DAMN IT! DAMN IT ALL!!❞  
⚜ ~ ❝NEVER AGAIN WILL I MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE.❞
⚜ ~ ❝FOR NOW I AM ENCASED IN A PRISON OF BLACK AND GOLD.❞
⚜ ~ ❝STEP FORTH, BONI. YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFRONT AS WELL…❞   

꧁ ==== ! ====꧂
        Checkpoint
It stumbles forward at break-neck speed.

[BilleJam] BLACK AND χρυσός [5Same]

another au on geeter acc that probably wont finish. it'd be pretty cool if it did though! did you know salt is a rock? its true! you put rocks in most things you eat!  eat rocks!

[1 Unread Messages]:
This is the “[Pg.1] Subject 99 - SPAMT™” replacement for my AU (nobody else worked on this, this is my pride and joy and you will treat it as such), “Deltarune: The Same & Same & Samety & Otherty Puppet”. Think about it, nobody else made an AU where "Kris Dollar" takes the role of "Spamt Tm" or something. Still not really sure how that's pronounced.
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what? {they/this guy/hallucinations} can talk now?
that's new.

[NO, I'M A REAL PERSON, ACTUALLY]
[I FELT A CALLING HERE...]

oh {expletive/irritation/goddammit}, how the hell did you get in {here/city/hell}?!
this place was supposed to be {abandoned/emptied/dead}- nevermind, {you/star/tradesman} fucked up my {visions/journey/trip}!
and i was SOOOOOOOO close to {it/it/it} this time too, i'm sure of it.

[THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT]

god, what a selfish {asshole/prick/thief}, doesn't even listen to what i'm saying!
look, can you wait a {minute/hour/enough time}? 

[TIME ENOUGH IN THE GRAVE]
[GET TO THE POINT] 

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song by: @cambutcooler!
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by @cambutcooler2 (epic reference to myself)
AU by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
Wacky art by @mazbackattack using stolen assets
"art" (if that's what you want to call it) by @cambutcooler using The Doohickey
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"Chair"
Definition: A separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.
Holds you up, makes sure you don't collapse with your ass into the pavement like a moron.

{Obj. 1} KR!?S: Better Than You - [The Same & Same & Samety & Otherty Puppet]

i made this 5 months ago

This is unofficially the "Make Me A Blood Shower" replacement… but it also doubles as an official "Dancing In The Endless Black" replacement for @sillierfish's AU, "Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Think about it! Think about it!
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[Bread saysopensesame's bakery]

You
[owned: 1]

- What the shit.

Otherworldly Knowledge 🍪 1 tredecillion
“mitosis, Max.”
• Bread Jr. jumps around aimlessly.

* Wipe that smile off your face.

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bread&tsssop by @sillierfish @cryptid_banana and me!
thumbnail by @sillierfish and me
song by me

*Ring Ring* 
📞< ZTOLE MEIN FUCKING BIT

Heartburn ~ THE FIRE CONSUMES - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

This is my "Big K: The OG" and "BIG K IN DA HOUSE🔥"  replacement for my swaggier and cooler AU "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where windows moviemaker takes the place of FNF!
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Hey there punk, whaddya doin' out so late?!?

(Bigger K: shut up im in a rush) 

Oh! My apologies, I've been playing as a pig Reistyna lately! I've forgotten to get out of character! 

00:00:02:54 / 00:00:06:20
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(Reistyna: Now, what were you saying? [Laugh track])

(Bigger K: what the fuck was that)

(Bigger K: whatever im leaving ill see you later dork)
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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by hatsune mike
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppets by kasane teto
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppets by 2 Jeffrey epsteins
The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @ senoktrashstupid
(imagine therews nothing else here because they haven't happened yet)
Art by me! Again
Music by @its-appel-on-purpose agai n

[Deltarune: T4SP]: Reistyna, Idol To All!

This is a “{/moves {d6➡️ c6➡️ f6➡️}}” replacement.
I sure could go for some🫀s right now…

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[7♠️ ➡️ 6❤️]
: My, my. Can’t say I expected you to find me all the way out here, stranger.
{chessenashter♟️} - << I have my ways of finding what I’m looking for. >>
{chessenashter♟️} - << None that you would understand, though. >>
[J♣️ ➡️ 10♦️]
: More of your strange equipment, I reckon.
: Like something straight out of a Jules Verne novel, them things are. Or, perhaps, a far flung future…
{chessenashter♟️} - << Observant, aren’t you? And oddly calm, for someone who’s come face to face with technology far removed from their own time… >>
[10♦️ ➡️ 9♠️]
: I’ve seen stranger, stranger. Heh.
: …You know, I never did catch your name. What’re you called, friend?
{chessenashter♟️} - << What? Oh, yes, my name! My name is, um, Butch Cassidy. >>
[6❤️ ➡️ 5♣️]
: That’s a lie. I know Butch Cassidy. If you’re him, I’m the Queen of England.
{chessenashter♟️} - << …Fine, you got me. I suppose you knowing my name likely wouldn’t be that much of an issue… >>
{chessenashter♟️} - << Jesse Nash, S.T.O.R.M. >>
[9♠️ ➡️ 8♦️]
: Fancy making your acquaintance, Jesse.
{chessenashter♟️} - << What are you doing so far removed from civilization, anyway? >>
[5♣️ ➡️ 4♦️]
: I like being out here. Alone with my thoughts, only the sound of my own guitar to distract me…
: And the sheriff over in that town’s put a bounty on my head. That too.
{chessenashter♟️} - << An outlaw, of course. >>
[4♦️ ➡️ 3 ♠️]
: Speaking of the sheriff, would you mind, er, sending him a message, so to speak?
: I’m used to life out in the wilderness, but being able to show my face in town again would be nice.
{chessenashter♟️} - << Very well. I have a bone to pick with the authorities around these parts. >>
[8♦️ ➡️ 7♣️]
: Great! Sounds like we’re partners, then!
: …And if I find you unworthy of that title, you will be filled with lead. Got it?
{chessenashter♟️} - << Understood. >>
{SIDEQUEST INITIATED: Ms. Bonitaire’s Accomplice}

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thumbnail by: @le_samme (she cooked)
song by: @its-appel-on-purpose (she cooked)
vocals by: fire, horse and gun
Writing by: mE, AGAIN and AGAIN

Solitaire by: Toby Fox
Deltarune by some guy

The Other Puppet by
the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by
@notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and <@967647561110401085>
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @realshree
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by: @plabet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @twomoroa19x2 and @maz!!!
The Same Same Same Same Same by: @inkcubedude
The Same Same Same Same Same Other by: @itethecrapoc

Smikkelkaas. Altijd lekker smikkelen.

[ K❤️ ➡️ Q♣️ ➡️ J♦️ ➡️ 10♠️ ➡️] [Deltarune; The 5xSame+Other Puppet]

Intro based on work from @bruhassass, @overkill-the-sequel, @z_65, @erkcertia and @buttinformer-underscore and @rejona. BUT! Its also based on the works of @zootyplex and @its-appel-on-purpose. I took things from both these old takes!

This is the "PAYS MY 👌︎✋︎☹︎☹︎💧︎" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Its finally over. rest well kruz.
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• Suneli thought she could play god by bringing people from the dead...?

• WELL I CAN DO THE SAME, MAXXIE. AND NOW THERES HELL TO PAY!!!

*The core of the problem performs necromancy on a line from a time gone by.

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song and dialogue by: @its-appel-on-purpose
Thumbnail by @artistic_starryzz
Borders by @chubasco-480913803
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejona, @cambutcooler, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo

The Same Same Same Other Puppet by Chromie , Revived At the request of DG, Featuring @its-appel-on-purpose, @artistic_starryzz and @chubasco-480913803
Thumbnail art by @artistic_starryzz

地獄 TO PAY - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

Member of the Berdly and Mad Mew Mew AND PAPYRUS!! fanclubs

I’m multifandom, which means I like multiple things.
dude i’m a fucking goblin i don’t care i’m going to take your shit and then kill you

[ K❤️ ➡️ Q♣️ ➡️ J♦️ ➡️ 10♠️ ➡️] [Deltarune; The 5xSame+Other Puppet]

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