hey, spamton, whats your order?
come on dont make me wait at this mcdonalds in the pentagon
you're making me
officially lose patience
bitch, you're about to hit the pentagon

this is the most canon goag continuation i swear
also dont comment about it being bad its supposed to be bad and rushed

The Worker At The McDonalds In The Pentagon! [Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet]

?] Ashrykiuel, darling.
?] Are our guests captured and housed in their respective chambers?

A] N... No.

?] Hm...
?] And where are they now, Ashrykiuel?

A} ...

{The Lady turns around and sees her son being held at gunpoint.}

S] Sorry, lady.
S] But I'm afraid he's ours.
S] ...Now listen to me.
S] If you're not getting out of the way...
S] I'm blowing him to pieces!

?] Ha ha ha...
?] How cruel and barbaric.
?] Sure.

J] All we want is to go back home.
J] We do not wish to harm your son!...

?] So you want to return to your "home"?
?] The "home" over which your cruel leaders rule?
?] The "home" which is devoid of happiness? 
?] ...devoid of peace?
?] In the dark is where you belong, the child of Echidna.
?] Here, you are free to do as you please.
?] Here, you are free to have anything for yourselves.
?] Your every wish...
?] Is a darkner's command.

J] Our world may be grey and harsh...
J] ...But we can't leave it as is.
J] We have to fight and endure to make a change, no matter how small.

?] Struggle will get you nowhere.
?] And as I have mentioned, you may not leave.
?] I can repeat this as many times as you want.
 
S] Well we tried. Sorry, kid.
S] ...Good thinking with the hostage plan though!

A] Yeah...
{ Simon lets Ashry go. }

?] You are easy to see through.
?] Now when you have given up on leaving...
?] What would be your first order, lightners?

S] Oh we're not giving up yet.
{ Simon, Jerome and Neo draw their weapons! }

?] I see. 
?] If a 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘺 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘵 is what you wish for...
?] I HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT OBLIGE!

music by @dbanzao

32 - Catharsis: THE LADY

VERY WELL.
WE PART WAYS...
FOR NOW.
DAYS, MONTHS, YEARS WILL PASS...
BUT BACKDOOR WILL BE WAITING.
I WILL BE WAITING.

music by @clust3rpepis

34 - Until Next Time

* It's... so dark in there...
* Cera...
* You're hearing that too, right?
* It sounds like...
* Branches in the wind...
* ...
* Let's just grab that keyboard and get out as quick as possible.


Deadbranch

[ A Hooligan Girl ]
] Hm...? A student with bad manners...?
] ... Ah, I remember now! HER!
] Stirrin' up trouble again, huh? I did put her in time out last time, gyahah!
] Hm, well I suppose she never learned her lesson...
] Wouldn't hurt if you humbled her in her games and tricks a little bit, right?
] With all her claims of being chosen by destiny in mind...
] Let punishment fit the crime an' all of that malarkey!
] Alright, here's some chalk.
{ RED CHALK was added to your KEY ITEMS.)
] If doing discipline is on your mind, find the other two.
] You know how to get white, right? Getting RED, GREEN, BLUE and all?
] Gyahaha, kiddin', kiddin'! You're adults, you know the jist!
] Good luck!! Tell me how it goes later!
\\\
{ A school here underground? }
{ Seems abandoned. }
{ ?... }
{ You hear someone mumbling down the hall. }
{ Investigate. }

music by @sinholderangles

35 - 休み時間

Z] I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN... I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN... I WILL NEVE-
Z] HUH!?!
Z] AND WHAT ARE YA, THREE?? A CLOWN, A CLERK AND...
Z] NOT SURE WHO YOU ARE!

J] Hey c'mon, we just got here, girl!
S] I mean she was right.
J] ?...
S] What? Can't I be self-aware for once?
J] Sorry, only gettin' used to it.

Z] HEY, THE SHOW'S OVER HERE, DUMBASSES.

N] STATE YOUR PURPOSE HERE.

Z] PURPOSE? PURPOSE!? YOU'RE ASKIN' ME, TIN CAN!?
Z] I GOT A-A-ALL THE PURPOSE. ALL OF IT.

S] Drowning in "purpose"?
{ Simon reads the text on the board. }
S] Certainly doesn't look like it.
S] Someone's been very nasty, I'm assuming.

Z] WHATCHA IMPLYING, MAILMAN? HUH? HUH!?

S] Mail- MAILMAN..?? Where is that coming from, you-

N] SIMON.

S] ...
S] Pardon.

J] Okay- Let's start over shall we?
J] I'm Jerome, He's Simon and they're Neo, nice to meet you!

Z] ...
Z] NAME'S IZU.
Z] DON'T WEAR IT OUT.

J] Alrighty-alrighty, miss Iz-

Z] HEY. DON'T WEAR IT OUT, YA HEAR?!
Z] THAT'S A PURPOSE ONLY PRIVILEGE.

S] Well what do we call you then?

Z] HOW 'BOUT YOUR MAJESTY AND ALL THAT CRAP?

S] Yeaaah, not doing it.

J] Alright-alright, will we get the privIlege if we become friends?

Z] FRIENDS, HUH?
Z] ...
Z] ALRIGHT, BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING ME SOMETHIN.
Z] YA SEE, A GIRL NEEDS HER CHALK...
Z] AND AS YOU SEE I'M ALL OUT!...
Z] HELP A FRIEND OUT, WILL YA?
Z] OH, AND... 
Z] TELL THE OLD MAN I SAID HELLO.

music by @sinholderangles

preizu.ogg

* This shadowy place...
* This quiet, echoing abyss...
* The power within you starts to glow.

Expanse

* ALIOF - ATK 1 DEF 1 
* This enemy always brings its 'A' game.
* CHUGG - ATK 1 DEF 0
* It's always trying to tell you how it feels.

Sour Zephyr

(???) : * Greetings, Remembered.
(BUZZ) : * ... Who's there? 
(???) : * Who am I? 
(???) : * ...
(???) : * I was once a hero to my people. I was once a protector. 
(???) : * I was once a king.
(???) : * But now?
(???) : * ...
(The figure steps out of the shadows)
(KING) : * I'm just the dad guy.
(BUZZ) : * (Cera who is this guy and why is he talking to us)
(KING) : * I need your help, remembered.
(KING) : * My son, Jack, who rules over this land, has become cruel and violent. 
(KING) : * Every since he was a little boy, I have been concerned by the darkness in his heart.
(KING) : * His minions currently search this land for remembered such as yourselves.
(KING) : * I request your help in returning this kingdom to peace by defeating him.
(KING) : * Do you, brave heroes, dare lend a hand?
(BUZZ) : * (A mysterious quest from an old man?) 
(BUZZ) : * (This is just like the opening to Cat Fighters 2...)
(BUZZ) : * Very well my liege, we shall aid you in defeating your evil son.

The King Emeritus

S] Here's your chalk.

Z] FINALLY.
Z] TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.
Z] CHEERS!

{ Izu throws the chalk, then swallows it in the air. }

S] Weren't you supposed to write with that?

Z] NOPE, AND I NEVER SAID I WOULD. DUMBASS.
Z] ANYWAYS, YA HAVE ANY MORE?

S] Uh, no.
J] That was our only one...

Z] WHAT A SHAME.
Z] YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.

J] Wait, what?

Z] PISS OFF.
Z] DID YOU NOT GET THE HINT?

J] You said if we'd bring you your chalk, we'd be friends.

Z] FRIENDS. RIGHT.
Z] IS THAT ALL FRIENDS DO? FETCH CHALK FOR EACH OTHER?

S] Hey, it was on your terms, not ours.

{ Izu steps back and grins. }

Z] PERHAPS WE SHOULD GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER FIRST.
Z] HOW ABOUT WE PLAY A LITTLE GAME?

S] ...
J] Sure, sure. What are the rules?

Z] IF I CRUSH YOUR MORALE...
Z] I WIN.

J] Hah! That's what you REALLY wanted all along, wasn't it?
J] Well... I wouldn't have it any other way!

Z] IS THAT SO? IS THAT SO!?
Z] HAHAHAHAHA. DON'T EXPECT ME TO FEEL GUILTY, THEN,
WHEN THEY HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR BODIES OFF THE FLOOR.

music by @sinholderangles
dialogue by @judy808

izutension.ogg

* It's the remembered...!
* Get them, quick...!

The Pursuit

i am a bored trans girl who occasionally makes undertale au songs

and sometimes i make "the air crackles with freedom" replacements for puppets

and i'm a certified ghost fighter

oh yeah im also a minor

tbqh i dont like critique unless i ask for it-

The Worker At The McDonalds In The Pentagon! [Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet]

Clover V. Silly