Welcome to UltraFlex: The Absurd Rich Life — a hilariously high-energy ride through surreal luxury, emotional Lambos, and way too many brunches in Dubai. This album doesn’t tell a story — it throws punchlines, glitter, and gold bars like confetti, one outrageous flex at a time.

Across these chaotic bangers, the artist lives in a world where unicorns get high, Amex can’t buy happiness or mythical creatures, and Ferraris catch feelings if you ignore them too long. Every track is dripping with satire, swagger, and cartoonish levels of wealth, flipping everyday moments into flex-fueled absurdity.
Play it loud. Laugh harder. Stay absurd. 💸🦄🕶️

Can’t Drive My Porsche in Pajamas

J. Ash Dusk