Balls of Steel
(c) J. Murdock McInnes Vasey

[intro]

[instrumental]

I have a cat that has no balls
He roams the yard to no avail
He makes a hiss and flicks his tail
He won't give up, but bound to fail

The pretty pussies walk away
They never treat him very nice
They all slink and laugh at him
They look away their eyes like ice

[bridge]

My poor guy he has no friends
He spends his days at home
He eats his food and sleeps alone
He is always waiting by the phone

I see him laying by the window
and I wunder what he's thinking
I think he loves the big black pussy
but she thinks that he's a woozy

I'm gonna buy him some new balls
I will get some made of steel
I will cover them with fur
They'll be soft but they won't feel

[chorus]
I have a cat that has no balls
He roams the yard to no avail
The pretty pussies block his calls
They just smile and let him wail
they block his calls
They just smile and let him wail

[instrumental]

I have a cat that has no balls
He roams the yard to no avail
He makes a hiss and flicks his tail
He won't give up, but bound to fail

The pretty pussies walk away
They never treat him very nice
They all slink and laugh at him
They look away their eyes like ice

[bridge]

My poor guy he has no friends
He spends his days at home
He eats his food and sleeps alone
He is always waiting by the phone

I see him laying by the window
and I wunder what he's thinking
I think he loves the big black pussy
but she thinks that he's a woozy

I'm gonna buy him some new balls
I will get some made of steel
I will cover them with fur
They'll be soft but they won't feel

[chorus]
I have a cat that has no balls
He roams the yard to no avail
The pretty pussies block his calls
They just smile and let him wail
they block his calls
They just smile and let him wail

[instrumental]

[outro]

My Cat He Has No Balls

I write the lyrics; Mr. Alfonso Suno composes the music.  Working with the lovely Ms. Ai Ongaku, they create the arrangements.  Ms. Ongaku and her crowd are responsible for the performances.  My part in creating these tracks is very small. Nonetheless, I am to blame.  Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

My Cat He Has No Balls

I and Ai