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(Lyrics)

Intro: (Forrest Gump)
The only good thing about being wounded in the buttocks is the ice cream,
and guess what? A good friend of mine was in the bed right next door.
Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...
Lieutenant Dan! Ice Cream!

Hook: (Big $coop)
Oh my god (x3)
Give me Haagen Dazs
uh, uh give me Haagen Dazs (x2)

I could put it in my asshole
I could put it in your mouth though
I'm not talkin bout ice cream
Yeah, I'm talkin bout ice cream

Verse 1: (Lil Fettuccine)
Cold stone bonin'
Back seat frozen
Dreyers put my ass to sleep like melatonin

Poppin' cherries
ain't it scary
need your prostate checked? Call Doctor Ben and Jerry

Sippin' on McFlurry gettin' Halo Top
From my girl who says she works for Haagen Dazs
Girl you know I always feel your gravity
puttin' ice cream in my rectal cavity

Pre-Hook: (Big $coop + Lil Fettuccine)
I got girls linin' up to see me like I'm Handels
I fill up your cone and then I disappear like Randall
Waffle sugar snow or cup I fill it with my sample
And leave you walkin' out the door drippin' on your sandals

Hook: (Big $coop)
uh, uh give me Haagen Dazs (x2)

I could put it in my asshole
I could put it in your mouth though
I'm not talkin bout ice cream

Verse 2: (Big $coop + Lil Fettuccine)
(Lil Fettuccine) Bitch I'm Oom Gelato
Creamin' Mar-a-lago
Sherbert up my ass but I still run the mob though

(Big $coop) Yea I run the mob though
Dippin' in yo dots hoe
Blue Bell in my butt and I can feel it in my cock hoe

(Lil Fetticcine) Dreyers gang we mobbin'
Your bitch she be slobbin'
Gave her 31 flavors like I'm Baskin Robbins

(Big $coop) Creamery we poppin' 
Hoes all in our comments 
Then we lick the ice cream from their tight vanilla waffles

Pre-Hook: (Big $coop + Lil Fettuccine)
I got girls linin' up to see me like I'm Handels
I fill up your cone and then I disappear like Randall
Waffle sugar snow or cup I fill it with my sample
And leave you walkin' out the door drippin' on your sandals

Hook: (Big $coop)
uh, uh give me Haagen Dazs (x2)

I could put it in my asshole
I could put it in your mouth though
I'm not talkin bout ice cream
Yeah, I'm talkin bout ice cream

Outro: (Lil Fettuccine)
Bitch its the motherfuckin' Creamery who the fuck you fuckin' with huh? Fuck you hoes.

HAAGEN DAZS IN MY ASSHOLE

based on true events. the klondike killer was a middle aged man living on his own in the sierras. He was convicted of several murders including that of charlies grandfather from willy wonka. he served his sentence of life in prison (without ice cream (dairy queen)) and died on June 9th 1487. the creamery's co-founder and resident guitarist Oom Gelato is a direct descendant of klondike. this is his retelling of what we can only assume to be a very traumatic story.

HAAGEN DAZS IN MY ASSHOLE

THE CREAMERY

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