Name: Please Leave The USA by Jackie Beat
Duration: 3 min 11 s
Description: Jackie's politically incorrect parody of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless The USA"

Did some 317s take this shit seriously? Goddammit, you people should play in traffic.

It makes me so happy when people take you seriously, then again most stupid things make me happy <3

This Is A Professional Drag Queen Making Fun Of You Tobacco Spittting Sister Fucking Rednecks.  Dumbasses!!  LMAO

What? Are you mocking KKK or are you actually serious? If you are serious, get off soundcloud. It's a global website. You embarrass your country. The rest of the world despises America for this very reason. I can say this, because I'm part of the rest of the world. I'm a New Zealander. Over here we welcome diversity. How far back are you going? Your ancestry is from England. Maybe you should go home and leave the country to the Native Americans.

ok imma just stop here....WTF did I just listen too, some bimbo bitch with no sense of how America is....god damn

Disco You To Death

Jackie's politically incorrect parody of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless The USA"

Please Leave The USA

I was performing in a show late one night
When my tummy kinda felt “not quite right”
A strange gurgling noise started to rise
And then suddenly to my surprise
I took a crap! I took a monster crap
(A monster crap) Can you imagine that?
(I took a crap) Just like a newborn brat
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap

As I limped offstage dripping liquid shit
My lower intestines threw a hissy fit
So I clenched the cheeks of my rear-end
And then suddenly, it happened again
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap
(A monster crap) In like 3 seconds flat
(I took a crap) It came out with a splat
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap

I don’t mind going Number One
But Number Two ain’t that fun
And there’s nothing like being in full drag
Then suddenly having the runs!

I ran to the restroom and I locked the door
A pile of soiled clothing on the tile floor
While rinsing out my panties in the sink
You’ll never guess what happened…
Well, whattaya think?
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap
(A monster crap) Exploding from my crack
(I took a crap) That’s right, I totally shat
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap

It took about an hour but then finally
I got my shit together, quite literally
Yes, I was looking spotless and smelling sweet
And then suddenly, the shit hit my feet!
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap
(A monster crap) Just like a feral cat
(I took a crap) Yes, I went full hazmat
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap

While exiting the restroom I saw this guy
A sexy janitor with a look in his eye
I thought he’d throw up on account of the stink
But major plot twist: Shit was his kink!
(He’s into crap) He really wants my crap
(He wants my crap) His fetish is for scat
(He’s into crap) He said, “I live for that!”
(He’s into crap) He really wants my crap!

The moral of this story is you never know
Don’t keep it deep inside you just, let it go
There’s a lid for every pot, I can guarantee ya’
And even some freaks into diarrhea
(They’re into crap) Even a monster crap
(A monster crap) No matter where they’re at
(They’re into crap) I’m glad we had this chat
(So take a crap) Just take a monster crap!

Please Leave The USA

Jackie Beat

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