Disco You To Death

It doesn't matter how you fuck him, just shut up and stick it in
Just put your legs up... 'Cause I like porn this way, baby

I like them furry, but not too young
When it comes to porn superstars
Don’t care what color just as long as they’re hung
And throw in some tattoos and scars
There's nothing wrong with fucking in a car
Just as long as you are gettin’ paid
Drop to your knees and you’re gonna go far
Thanks to the people who ain’t getting laid

So stick it in and hit PLAY
Then make your clothes go away
Don’t bleach your ass crack baby
I like porn this way
Invite your grandpa, your pet
And water sports make me wet
Dress like a big black lady
I like porn this way

I am such a gay cliche’
Straight guys suckin’ cock for pay
Baby I like porn this way
Order pizza, cannot pay
Have to pay another way
Sick fact baby, I like porn this way

Don't be a fag - just be 18
You’d better have - a giant peen
To make him gag - or make him scream

Shoving huge dildos into tight rear ends
An interracial gang-bang on the front lawn
A hot 3-way with identical twins
Maybe an altar boy gettin’ peed on
A little person that is missing a limb
Just go ahead and stick it in (hey hey hey)
Forget your fingers, use your whole damn hand
Voules vous coo shay, avec moi

So stick it in and hit PLAY
Take off that tacky toupee
Don’t shave your ass crack baby
I like porn this way
I see a big St. Bernard
And then my nipples get hard
Feed me a dog snack baby
I like porn this way

Get down on your knees and pray
Close your eyes, he’s gonna spray
Baby I like porn this way
Dumber than a box of rocks
Wearing nothing but dress socks
Sick fact baby
I like porn this way

The acting’s bad, in every scene
The dialogue just makes me scream
About ten bucks is what they spent
On all the costumes and the set
Equal portions sleaze and cheese
With cocks that hang down to their knees
Thanks to the net, don’t have to pay
'Cause baby I like porn this way

I’m craving dirty foreskin
Uncut, horsehung Mexican
And if you’re Greek now, baby
You had better not shave
See, hairless twinks ain’t my style
Cuz I ain’t no pedofile
Sit on a car jack baby
Then hit download and SAVE

So stick it in and hit PLAY
And mispronounce what you say
Act like a retard maybe
I like porn this way
Then open up for both fists
Pretend that AIDS don’t exist
Just do it bareback baby
I like porn this way

I dont care how much you weigh
If your giant bush is gray
Baby I like porn this way
You’re a pig and I’m a skank
You are Hitler, I’m Anne Frank
Sick fact, baby
I like porn this way

I like porn this way, hey x 2
I sit at home & jack baby, I like porn this way hey
I like porn this way, hey x 2
I sit at home & jack baby, I like porn this way hey
What can I say?  I like porn this way x 2
What can I say?

Porn This Way w vox

I was performing in a show late one night
When my tummy kinda felt “not quite right”
A strange gurgling noise started to rise
And then suddenly to my surprise
I took a crap! I took a monster crap
(A monster crap) Can you imagine that?
(I took a crap) Just like a newborn brat
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap

As I limped offstage dripping liquid shit
My lower intestines threw a hissy fit
So I clenched the cheeks of my rear-end
And then suddenly, it happened again
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap
(A monster crap) In like 3 seconds flat
(I took a crap) It came out with a splat
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap

I don’t mind going Number One
But Number Two ain’t that fun
And there’s nothing like being in full drag
Then suddenly having the runs!

I ran to the restroom and I locked the door
A pile of soiled clothing on the tile floor
While rinsing out my panties in the sink
You’ll never guess what happened…
Well, whattaya think?
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap
(A monster crap) Exploding from my crack
(I took a crap) That’s right, I totally shat
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap

It took about an hour but then finally
I got my shit together, quite literally
Yes, I was looking spotless and smelling sweet
And then suddenly, the shit hit my feet!
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap
(A monster crap) Just like a feral cat
(I took a crap) Yes, I went full hazmat
(I took a crap) I took a monster crap

While exiting the restroom I saw this guy
A sexy janitor with a look in his eye
I thought he’d throw up on account of the stink
But major plot twist: Shit was his kink!
(He’s into crap) He really wants my crap
(He wants my crap) His fetish is for scat
(He’s into crap) He said, “I live for that!”
(He’s into crap) He really wants my crap!

The moral of this story is you never know
Don’t keep it deep inside you just, let it go
There’s a lid for every pot, I can guarantee ya’
And even some freaks into diarrhea
(They’re into crap) Even a monster crap
(A monster crap) No matter where they’re at
(They’re into crap) I’m glad we had this chat
(So take a crap) Just take a monster crap!

Porn This Way w vox

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