Hello to everybody and I hop[e you are all good, here is yet another mix from me, Jake on my Traktor S4 mk2 and Traktor pro 3.5.1 software using some new tunes off of Bandcamp from the We Rob Rave 4 & 5 digital only albums by Pzg and Dubsknit, also some fairly new Kniteforce tunes and the wonderful DJ Rap - Divine Rhythm (original breaks mix)

Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane? Nah It's the Fuckin' Space  Station!!!! (I think) 👽😲😜🍄🍺🌈🦄

Apologies for this mix being a bit long! it's the first one I've done for a little over two weeks, which for me, is a fucking long time!
Why?  Because I'm a complete and utter fuck up and a pain in my own ass, and also my own worse enemy!  Or to put it simply and shorter, I'm an Alcoholic, not a chronic one, just one, I really let myself down, and I'd been doing so well!!!
I think this mix is okay, there may be a shit bit in the middle somewhere, but it doesn't last long, it kind of pisses me off though, why someone would release a 4 track Ep, all with bpm's within a factor of 2 or 3, and then make one of the tracks not sync!  I've said this before, mostly to let people know that I'm not hiding anything or trying to pull the wool over anybody's eyes!
I mostly use beat sync, and I really don't have a problem with it, I don't see it as cheating, and tbh, my brain wouldn't be able to cope with mixing 3 or 4 tracks at the same time without using beat sync!!!
My brain can only just cope while using sync! Lol  Someone has finally done a video on you tube about it, and it turns out that a lot of big name DJ's are now using beat sync!  So to any Beat Sync Haters, I say "Fuck You" as I don't care, my DJing is not about my DJ skills (don't really have any!) It's about MUSIC 😜

Keir Starmer Is A Fucking Knobhead

Been Doing A Bit Of Gardening (Even though I don't have one) 😹🤪💖🦞😜

Okay, even if it was possible to stop the planet, where exactly could I go!?!
The Moon!  Nah, that would suck! Maybe then, just getting off this crummy island that I live on!!!
I think it's about time they changed the name, Great Britain, there's fuck all great about it!!!  The United Kingdom, it's not particularly United any more is it!?!  I know the whole world is in a bit of a state, but at least you can smoke Ganja in a lot of countries, The UK is so fucking lame, but I was right about one thing!  Keir starmer is indeed a complete fucking wanker, and it's time he FUCKED OFF!!!!!!!!
On a lighter note, the picture is of a Large Elephant Hawk Moth 😹🦞🍄💊🍺💖

Stop The Planet, I Want To Get Off

Mad Breaks Mix

A Mix for Anybody who likes a bit of early morning underground!  And there's a few I know!!!  💖😸😜🍺🦞

OMFGAWAFSD

This probably isn't going to be purrfect, but then, neither am I !!!  😹
Imagine doing everything perfectly all the time! Wouldn't that be just boring?  Sometimes I think it's good to get things wrong, because it makes the moment you get it right, all the more enjoyable!!!
This mix has tracks by Leg Puppy 2.0, Flo T, David K A Spencer, Wide River, Charlotte De Witte, Framewerk, WTCHCRFT, Chris Liberator, Bam Bam, Pawlowski, Lawrie Immersion, Fjaak and many more!

                      LOVE AND PEACE TO ALL   💖🍄🍺💊😻🤪😜🦞😹

Just Got 2 Go With The Flo

I originally did this for JP aka The 90's Hangover, as a personal request, but being the Top Geezer that he is, he messaged me today, and told me to upload it, so here it is!!!

A Mix For A Legend

I'm speechless with this mix!!!  Except maybe, it comes with a warning!!! For people who are prone to highly emotional states (like me! 😹) might be best to have a box of tissues handy! Lol
I'm not really one for saying good things about my own mix's, it tends to make me feel like I've somehow got my head stuck up my own ass!!! 😂  But on this occasion, I'm going to say, it's damn near purrfect, and the track selection is fucking awesome! (I Think!?!)

                 LOVE  PEACE and BROCCOLI  from JAKE  (Asparagus on this occasion actually)  💖🥦🍺🦞😹

Pure Love Through Music

Thinking Right Thinking True Anything Can Come To You

Happy Bank Holiday Vibes

Getting Ready For Something Amazing

First off, Yes this mix is pretty long!!!  But, nobody says you have to listen to it all in one go, even if someone listens to just a little bit, is better than nothing!
Secondly, apologies for using tracks that I've used a few times already! The truth is, I'm addicted  😹 the tracks in particular are by DJ Mystery and are classed as House bootlegs, I think they are simply Excellent!
As for the title, I got up for work a few days ago, I sleep on my shitty sofa, even though I have a bedroom, and my sofa is only a two seater, both seats are recliners, anyway, as I put down the right side, I saw a big ass spider run from under the table and disappear under the sofa!  I haven't bothered to look for it, but every now and then, I talk out loud, telling it, everything will be okay, as long as it doesn't surprise me! Lol
When I was a small child, my parents thought it would be funny to scare me with a huge rubber spider called Gladdis, lets just say, I never found it funny, and all they really did, was to give me Arachnophobia!
The Bastards!!!!  Seems like I'm getting better though, baring in mind, I live in England, and our biggest native spiders, The House Spider isn't exactly that large compared to a Tarantula 😹🕷🤣
I've always had a keen eye for cloud faces, and this one is a beauty, I snapped it while at work last week!

Big Spider Under My Bed

Tommy Robinson is a Fucking Genius!!!  What he has pulled off will become part of modern history!!!
The success of the demonstration lies in him, getting his message across to all the groups of people involved, to be in control of themselves, by abstaining from too much alcohol and not causing violence.
The media would have you believe there was 150,000 people the truth is that there was between 2 and 3 million people!!!  I believe that change is well and truly on the way!
So Fuck off Starmer and take the rest of your government with you!!!  Fucking Knobhead, definitely the sorriest excuse for a prime minister, I've ever witnessed! Bring back Boris! Lol
As for the mix, Yes it's fucking long, but to anybody who takes the time to listen, it will become blatantly obvious why, it's like a snowball, that rolls down a gentle slope, until it suddenly disappears over the edge to a much steeper one!!!  The track selection is fucking amazing, and I should think so too, as I spent the entire evening, until well after midnight finding the tracks on Bandcamp, and spent £70  buying them!
I was in pieces several times, both mixing it and processing it, and it's not only a contender for my best mix ever, but also as good as any other mix I've ever heard!!!   😜💖🍺🦞🙏🍄😻💖

Bedtime For Kier Starmer

Saturday Vibes DJ Mix

Some Sunday Vibes

Terrific Tuesday Tunes

I have got to say "This mix is fucking incredible"   From start to finish, nothing but great tunes!!!

2nd Mix On New Laptop

This mix could quite possibly cause some people (sensitive!)  to believe that they are on holiday, somewhere, where they don't usually go, not to mention, being in another universe entirely!!!  🐱😁💖
If possible, make sure there's something to hold on to!!!  Lol

I had a nice moment earlier, when halfway through slating some petty issue with the way Microsoft have to go about doing certain things, while mixing this, it was as if I was The centre of the universe, staring at my fully functioning Traktor pro 4 software, like it was new!  And the fucking volume faders aren't moving up and down erraticlallyi!!!!   This is it then!!!!  Another chapter maybe?  or two!?!   Haha

Drink Drugs and Traktor  KetPhet and Dawg DJ Mix Edition

Tons of Top Tunes

It could be time to re-think our views about Aliens!!!  I don't reckon they're coming to invade, why do you think UFO's all seem to have brightly coloured flashing lights on them!?!  It's fucking obvious!  They're Coming To Party!!!!  👽👾🦞😆  Spaceships are really just flying free parties! Lol   Everybody's off their tentacles on Space E's  and 3D Polyhedral Gel Trips!!! Hell Fucking Yes!
Bring It On!!

Alien Invasion My Ass, They're Coming To Party

Now That's what I Call A Shroom

A Wicked Weekend DJ Mix

Starts and ends with Florence and the Machine, plus a couple in between!!!

Friday FreaksVille

Yet Another Mental Music Mix

Hardcore Vibes

Midweek Underground Sounds

A DJ Mix To Take Your Mind Off Of Everyday Shit!

Early Morning Madness DJ Mix

Mad Tunes For Weekend Party Animals DJ Mix

Time To Go Higher DJ Mix

This mix isn't exactly perfect,  and I found it quite difficult to  keep it from descending into chaos!!!  But the shit bits are fairly brief,  and there are some  truly good bits, not to mention, a load of great tunes!
I was going to say, it's a bit experimental, but on second thoughts, it's probably just Mental!!!!! Lol

Mental Mix On Monday Again  DJ Mix

This Mix Is Fucking  Having It!!!  💖🦞😸🍺

Hi, I'm Jake a 56 year old music addict and drug fiend who is finally starting to see the error of his ways!!! (too late now and no room for regrets!) And by Error of my ways, I mean I can see how I've ruined the taking of certain drugs by abusing them! So now they no longer work properly!  I'm 40 years in now! and I am going to see it through till the end! A true Taurus person, Stubborn as Fuck!
For people who have never taken drugs, I suggest you start NOW! It's a Spiritual thing, You have to Expand your mind to accommodate the knowledge that will set you free! If you are good at meditating, then that will do as good, if not better, I'm shit at meditating! So it's drugs for me!  It's all about truth, and don't be fooled into thinking you can learn this by reading it in a book or listening to someone speaking about it, YOU CAN'T,  It must come from within your self,  A Realisation, Only then will You know the Truth! 
I got into Punk around 1982 and not long after discovered Hardcore Punk, around 1993 I finally allowed myself to get into Rave and then got into mixing.
I got into Oldskool Hardcore and Jungle when I turned 50! better late than never I suppose. haha

jaKe

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