Thank Fuck I'ts Friday

Apologies for this mix being a bit long! it's the first one I've done for a little over two weeks, which for me, is a fucking long time!
Why?  Because I'm a complete and utter fuck up and a pain in my own ass, and also my own worse enemy!  Or to put it simply and shorter, I'm an Alcoholic, not a chronic one, just one, I really let myself down, and I'd been doing so well!!!
I think this mix is okay, there may be a shit bit in the middle somewhere, but it doesn't last long, it kind of pisses me off though, why someone would release a 4 track Ep, all with bpm's within a factor of 2 or 3, and then make one of the tracks not sync!  I've said this before, mostly to let people know that I'm not hiding anything or trying to pull the wool over anybody's eyes!
I mostly use beat sync, and I really don't have a problem with it, I don't see it as cheating, and tbh, my brain wouldn't be able to cope with mixing 3 or 4 tracks at the same time without using beat sync!!!
My brain can only just cope while using sync! Lol  Someone has finally done a video on you tube about it, and it turns out that a lot of big name DJ's are now using beat sync!  So to any Beat Sync Haters, I say "Fuck You" as I don't care, my DJing is not about my DJ skills (don't really have any!) It's about MUSIC 😜

Keir Starmer Is A Fucking Knobhead

This mix is all about Techno, 130 - 150 bpm
Here are some links to the labels and artists, who's tracks I have used!

https://wideriver.bandcamp.com/music

https://flo-t.bandcamp.com/music

https://ozonerecordings1.bandcamp.com/music

https://nicolacruz.bandcamp.com/music

https://monarecords.bandcamp.com/music

https://djgabofigueroaa.bandcamp.com/music

https://magicalhackerz.bandcamp.com/music

Not For Lightweights  😜  DJ Mix

More Underground SoundZ

I can't really think of any musical type description to give this mix!  So lets just say "It ain't like most other DJ Mix's!"  😹🤪😜🍺🍄💊🦞💖😁  It was hard to keep it together, on a few tracks, the beats were pretty much unmatchable, but I try to get rid of anything like that as fast as possible, it's different, there are plenty of great tracks, interesting tunes.

Alternative and Deeper Underground DJ Mix

Mix 2

Sunday Morning Hardcore and Jungle DJ Mix

This isn't a serious mix, just having a go on my Technics, and considering I hardly play vinyl any more, I think there's potential here for better things, with a bit of practice!  My correction times for out of sync beats is pretty fucking good as far as I'm concerned!!!

No Track Syncing In This Mix, Digital DJ Hating MoFo's    Vinyl Mix!

Digital Djing Is The Fucking Dogs Bollocks

Well now, I'm really quite pleased with this mix!
It's not skill BTW!!!  This is the result of Me, connecting to my positive, subconscious self, there is little or No thought involved!  Rather a letting go of such, there is No practice involved!  None of my mix's are ever pre planned or practiced, they simply Are!!!  The more connected I am, the better they are, It's something that everybody is capable of, don't try, just do!!!  💖🍄💊🍺😁🦞💖
There is one thing I will say though, It can be a very emotional experience, and some things reside in the subconscious for a bloody good reason!!!  😭

Fuck The World (It's Mostly Lies!) 😲🤪😜🦞

Great Britain!!!  Seriously, Please could somebody explain to me, what exactly the FUCK is great about it!?!  Actually, I'll tell you.   NOTHING!!!!!
It is full of Greedy Money Grabbing Cunts, the average person in the UK today, is being shafted from all directions, Bills, Rent, Food, just keep going up, yet wages don't!
What the fuck is going on?  Didn't Labour used to be for the people!?! Now It's like they've become part of the conservative party, They need to Go, I reckon I could do a better job of running the country!!!
          TRACKLIST!!!
 1: Sandwiched Homes - 	Progressive Anarchists
 2: Radio From Gliese 581C - Progressive Anarchists
 3: So Intentional (Future Motions Remix) - Nevee
 4: Drifting Charm (Alfonso Muchacho Remix) - Yuriy From Russia
 5: Moving Forward (Orginal Mix) - Sebastian Busto 
 6: Earthbound - Mitrinique
 7: Space Case - Michael Gin
 8: El Puerto - Mike Kohl, Berdu
 9: Fantasia - TASBA
10: Swifel (Orange JD Remix) - Agustin Paez, Geronimo Nicolas
11: Equilibrio - Chär Spinelli
12: Work This - DECIUS
13: TALKINGSH#T - HLRTY
14: Fire in the Swamp feat. Sensi - Deacon Cross
15: Euphoria (Yahra Remix) - Kebin van Reeken
16: We Are Gayatri - Mai Lawson
17: Human (Specifik Remix) - Manu Pavez
18: Moments (Greg Tomaz Remix) - Shayan Pasha
19: Dark Thug - Nadnerb
20: Never Mine Jabiluka - Organarchy
21: Culture seeks to Equalise = Organarchy
22: Pearl Of Wisdom - Eat Static
23: Acid Back - Fabio Red
24: Random - Fabio Red
25: The Hunt - Fang
26: Tensed - Fang
27: Kil - Ren Ascutt
28: Hyper-Intelligent Genetically Enriched Cyborg - Helena Hauff	
29: Panegyric - Helena Hauff
30: Hypnotika - DJ Sadie
31: We Love Smoke (Original Mix) - Efra Herrera, Mario Cruzz
32: Iraila - Lopezhouse
33: That's House - Steve Lawler
34: Cheer Up London - Slaves
35: Azzido DA Bass / Dooms Night (Timo Maas Remix) - Azzido De Bass

The United Kingdom Has Become A Sick Fucking Joke (Killing Myself To Live)

Been Doing A Bit Of Gardening (Even though I don't have one) 😹🤪💖🦞😜

I am such a clumsy fucking knobhead sometimes!!!!🙄😬😢
I originally mixed this in the early hours of this morning, and it was fucking awesome, even had me playing guitar on it!!!
But I accidentally deleted it, I was so pissed off with myself, that I vowed to mix it again, when I got home from my days slaving!  Sorry, I meant work!!!!
So here it is, And I'm fairly happy with it, it is full of great tracks too!!!! 
💖🦞💊🍺🍰🍄🦞🦄🌈😜

I Don't Need Nothing (Apart From A Kick Up The Ass)

Okay, even if it was possible to stop the planet, where exactly could I go!?!
The Moon!  Nah, that would suck! Maybe then, just getting off this crummy island that I live on!!!
I think it's about time they changed the name, Great Britain, there's fuck all great about it!!!  The United Kingdom, it's not particularly United any more is it!?!  I know the whole world is in a bit of a state, but at least you can smoke Ganja in a lot of countries, The UK is so fucking lame, but I was right about one thing!  Keir starmer is indeed a complete fucking wanker, and it's time he FUCKED OFF!!!!!!!!
On a lighter note, the picture is of a Large Elephant Hawk Moth 😹🦞🍄💊🍺💖

Stop The Planet, I Want To Get Off

My Love Is Real, but be warned, Poke me enough times and see what happens!  

I am going to have to write a track list for this, but not right now, because I'm tripping on magic mushrooms, ones that I grew myself!!!! 😹🦞🤪💖🍄😜

My Love Is Real

Mad Breaks Mix

I'm not sure how to describe this mix!?!  Other than "It made my fucking hair stand on end" Most of them!!! Lol, for a second or two, I thought I had hair, in places it had never been before!  🙄😬😹🤣🦞😸🍄🍺💊🦄🌈🍰🎷🚒😂  Sorry about that  🤣😂😹🦞😜
Some of this mix is experimental, and I guess you could say I  was a bit like the second six letters in that word!!!!  🤪 But anybody who listens to this all the way through in headphones (psychedelics optional) (But recommended!)  Is a Fucking Legend!!!  💖

Drink Drugs and Traktor -  By Fuck Was It Ever Hot Today!  🔥🔥🤪  DJ Mix

A Mix for Anybody who likes a bit of early morning underground!  And there's a few I know!!!  💖😸😜🍺🦞

OMFGAWAFSD

Sick Of It All

If anybody is going to take the time to listen to this mix, then I would appreciate that they read my words too!!!!
This wasn't exactly the mix I had in mind, but I had to choose music that was mellow, music that didn't make me more angry than I already am, anyone who lives in the UK, may have some idea where I'm coming from!?!  It is beyond a joke now, the UK is on the verge of civil war!  And maybe that is what is needed, for things to change, and also there is another war that is Very close, something I'm not going to put into writing, because it is too serious, I am not, or ever have been a racist, but in my own country, the country where I was born, I shouldn't feel threatened, quite possibly, the media is to blame for many things, which makes them, in my eyes, a bunch of lying CUNTS!  I try not to watch the news too much, because I never know what to believe anymore, I HATE LIARS!!!!   ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO BE HAPPY!
Fat Fucking Chance Of That Happening Any Time Soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Title For This Fucker

It's time to wake up good people!!!!  Did you know, that electric cars were about in the 1920's, possibly earlier, and the technology is thousands of years old!!!
It is old world technology, which was there in the days when the pyramids were built, the pyramids, that might not have actually been built by the Egyptians, because they may be even older than that, technology that was used by the Tartarians, a highly advanced civilisation, that was erased from history, a peaceful civilisation that utilised free energy.
All the knowledge has been hidden from us, because there is no profit to be made from free energy, our lives are based on lies, you only have to look at maps from before 1958 to see things don't add up, and very strangely, 1958 was the year that NASA was founded!!!!  LIES  LIES and more LIES is what we've been fed, Total and Utter Bullshit!

MARS (Mercury Arc Rectifiers) 😜🤪💖🍄🦞

This probably isn't going to be purrfect, but then, neither am I !!!  😹
Imagine doing everything perfectly all the time! Wouldn't that be just boring?  Sometimes I think it's good to get things wrong, because it makes the moment you get it right, all the more enjoyable!!!
This mix has tracks by Leg Puppy 2.0, Flo T, David K A Spencer, Wide River, Charlotte De Witte, Framewerk, WTCHCRFT, Chris Liberator, Bam Bam, Pawlowski, Lawrie Immersion, Fjaak and many more!

                      LOVE AND PEACE TO ALL   💖🍄🍺💊😻🤪😜🦞😹

Just Got 2 Go With The Flo

This mix is dedicated to David Spencer and Flo T, I haven't used any tracks by either in this mix, because it's not about their music, but rather Themselves!
For their kind words, when I really needed them, words without any blame for the way I am! Just understanding.  THANK YOU BOTH 💖
The first track on this mix is by Australian band, The Unknowns, who will never ever know this, but they dropped a very long rope into the deep dark hole I was in, and dragged my sorry ass out!!!  Then gave a slap, and reminded me of who I was!  Metaphorically speaking that is.  😹🦞🍺😜

Laugh In The Face Of Adversity

This mix starts off with a couple of progressive house/trance tunes, but very quickly turns into a blast from the past, lots of blasts from the past actually!  Some wicked piano driven classics, anybody who was out and about, raving, clubbing or free partying, in the 90's, will surely recognise most of the tunes, it changes a bit around three quarters of the way through, but not much!
I was digging through a box of photos the other day, and came across this one, probably taken around 1993 or 94, and just in case anyone wonders what I've got in my mouth, it's a bag of Acid Tabs!!! And I'd say I'd had a few 😹🤪😜  Ah, they were the days, I always had a good goody bag, which usually had at least five different sorts of drugs in!!! Haha

Who is That Happy Looking Mother Fucker!?!  😹🤪🦞🍺🍄💊😂

I originally did this for JP aka The 90's Hangover, as a personal request, but being the Top Geezer that he is, he messaged me today, and told me to upload it, so here it is!!!

A Mix For A Legend

I'm speechless with this mix!!!  Except maybe, it comes with a warning!!! For people who are prone to highly emotional states (like me! 😹) might be best to have a box of tissues handy! Lol
I'm not really one for saying good things about my own mix's, it tends to make me feel like I've somehow got my head stuck up my own ass!!! 😂  But on this occasion, I'm going to say, it's damn near purrfect, and the track selection is fucking awesome! (I Think!?!)

                 LOVE  PEACE and BROCCOLI  from JAKE  (Asparagus on this occasion actually)  💖🥦🍺🦞😹

Pure Love Through Music

I'm referring to  Shit Creek!  Which I used a fair bit, as a theme in mix's from as little as 2 years ago, And mostly, I was Up It Somewhere!  😹 Usually without any rizzlas!!!!  😜
I spotted one of these (pic) Yesterday, then shortly after I found an Elephant hawk moth caterpillar! And get this!  Today I got some nice 🥦 😹😜 And met my old mate K, and I can tell you now, they are THE BEST OF BUDDIES!!! 
And whatever the fuck just happened to me, was truly mental , when these things get together, they create change, they teach, and they, Guide  🤪 I kind of feel like I've been doing a Collage Course, one where the classroom and Teacher are only accessible via K & Weed!!! Lol

Doesn't Even Classify As A Creek Anymore!?!  😹🤪🍺🍄💊🦞😜

It Really Pains me to say this??????   Oh Bollocks!!!! I really can't  remember, what in the actual fuck, it was that pained me now!  😹🙄🤪🤣😜
NO, I've got it now!!!!  I found my fucking on/off switch, and the fucking thing's been OFF!!!!!!!!😹💖🥦🦞🍄💊🍺😜

Holy Fucking Shitsville, I Think I Just Found My On Off Switch! 😲🙃🦄🌈🍄😻

Thinking Right Thinking True Anything Can Come To You

Happy Bank Holiday Vibes

Getting Ready For Something Amazing

First off, Yes this mix is pretty long!!!  But, nobody says you have to listen to it all in one go, even if someone listens to just a little bit, is better than nothing!
Secondly, apologies for using tracks that I've used a few times already! The truth is, I'm addicted  😹 the tracks in particular are by DJ Mystery and are classed as House bootlegs, I think they are simply Excellent!
As for the title, I got up for work a few days ago, I sleep on my shitty sofa, even though I have a bedroom, and my sofa is only a two seater, both seats are recliners, anyway, as I put down the right side, I saw a big ass spider run from under the table and disappear under the sofa!  I haven't bothered to look for it, but every now and then, I talk out loud, telling it, everything will be okay, as long as it doesn't surprise me! Lol
When I was a small child, my parents thought it would be funny to scare me with a huge rubber spider called Gladdis, lets just say, I never found it funny, and all they really did, was to give me Arachnophobia!
The Bastards!!!!  Seems like I'm getting better though, baring in mind, I live in England, and our biggest native spiders, The House Spider isn't exactly that large compared to a Tarantula 😹🕷🤣
I've always had a keen eye for cloud faces, and this one is a beauty, I snapped it while at work last week!

Big Spider Under My Bed

Hi, I'm Jake a 56 year old music addict and drug fiend who is finally starting to see the error of his ways!!! (too late now and no room for regrets!) And by Error of my ways, I mean I can see how I've ruined the taking of certain drugs by abusing them! So now they no longer work properly!  I'm 40 years in now! and I am going to see it through till the end! A true Taurus person, Stubborn as Fuck!
For people who have never taken drugs, I suggest you start NOW! It's a Spiritual thing, You have to Expand your mind to accommodate the knowledge that will set you free! If you are good at meditating, then that will do as good, if not better, I'm shit at meditating! So it's drugs for me!  It's all about truth, and don't be fooled into thinking you can learn this by reading it in a book or listening to someone speaking about it, YOU CAN'T,  It must come from within your self,  A Realisation, Only then will You know the Truth! 
I got into Punk around 1982 and not long after discovered Hardcore Punk, around 1993 I finally allowed myself to get into Rave and then got into mixing.
I got into Oldskool Hardcore and Jungle when I turned 50! better late than never I suppose. haha

jaKe

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