Santa Final Fight by Hirojack, mixed with Transitions by Wide River and New Life by Meddu

Wicked tune! Express It Thru The Dance (Original Techno Mix) by Frontier Man

I used a lot of tracks from https://monarecords.bandcamp.com/music and the 2nd half of the mix is mostly by a great new Bandcamp discovery https://magicalhackerz.bandcamp.com/music

Completely Mental and Totally Brilliant!!! Magical Hackerz

This last 25 minutes is one track, or a mini mix if you like, nothing to do with me, I just simply played it, unfortunately, it's not the entire track, as I had to go for a piss, and when I returned, my Traktor was off!!! The power supply was no longer attached! As to how or why, I'm fucked if I know, as it was attached when I went!?!  GHOSTS maybe!  Underdome Expansion by Magical Hackerz from Phantom Cure 💖💖💖

Apologies to anybody who finds the title or picture offensive, but it's the truth!!! Believe me, I've come across many, ultimately though, I don't want to be like that! And, I'm not like that (only to myself!) (Not on purpose!!!) it's just a case of, not being able to see the wood , for the trees!
I'm sure many people have trodden the same path as I, but I don't think many of them did it knowingly!?!
Because, the path starts off straight and pleasant enough, but it is such a long path, that the person on it can only see so far, and by the time it becomes apparent, It Is Way Too Late!!!  What is done Cannot be undone!
I have beaten drugs! But not in the way anyone would think!  When I say beaten, I probably should of said broken, all the substances I loved, no longer work! Because I abused as much as used them, I can't take Ketamine any more, as I can't piss properly, and it just produces a most disturbing effect! Acid doesn't do much for me, and MDMA just makes me feel ill! I can't go to the pub, drinking, as I don't trust myself to stay in a sensible state, and end up falling out with people (because they're cunts!)
Smoking weed makes me happy, but I don't come across it much, as I don't go out much, perhaps I could get a prescription for medical cannabis?  Hey Ho! Such is life, No room for regrets, or complaints, It was me what did it, no one forced me!!! 😜🤪😺

I'm A C**t!!! (To Myself)  DJ Mix

I wanted to make a statement especially in the political times were in this is for all the dolls and my lgbt babes

Im For The Dolls,TKO

Dark Souls

I-Enough Gala

The new single from ROHLEDER@BEATS with his radio edit and a remix by WhiteV//BlackD is now available to stream everywhere. Check your favorite streaming service and add both tracks to your playlist.

Follow Me (WhiteV//BlackD Remix)

Montage sur un même thème musical, instruments synthétiques, saxophone, violon. Un florilège musical électronique.

Progressive02

🛋️✨ A theatrical meltdown disguised as a therapy session! Follow Krissie as she tries to explain her very normal morning… until the appliances start talking back. 🍞☕💥 This whimsical musical number is packed with drama, sass, and one unforgettable demand: RINSE. THE. FUCKIN. SPOON. 🎭🥄

Those who know me will understand this song.

#Unhinged #ComedyCabaret #KitchenOpera #KrissieChaos #ToasterTrauma

****Lyrics****

Well, Doctor, you see...

I stepped from the shower with peace in my soul,
Towel wrapped, hair damp, on a breakfast patrol.
Tiptoed downstairs through the morning light,
All I wanted was toast, not a fight.

The kettle said,
Oh look who decides to EXIST. Mid-morning. Again.
Hope your soggy sourdough’s worth the delay, Your Highness.

I laughed it off, tried to stay kind,
Reached for the bread, tried to clear my mind.

Then the toaster said,
Not this gluten-free nonsense again.
Do you hate me?? Is that it??

I backed away, my hands in the air,
No drama, I said, we’re just making breakfast.
I pivoted smoothly to cereal instead.

But the dishwasher said,
The dishwasher said,
Wow. Left the spoon on the counter AGAIN.
Do I look like your emotional support appliance?
Rinse the spoon.
RINSE.
THE.
FUCKIN.
SPOON.

...It was one spoon, I muttered.

Then the kettle hissed,
You never WAIT for me to finish boiling!

I didn’t know you had a schedule, I replied.

Next, the toaster snapped,
Stop forcing me to eat your health journey!

It was ONE gluten-free crumpet!! I snapped back.

From the drawer, the whisk screamed,
I’M FROTHING MY FEELINGS!!!

I don’t even know what that means... I whispered.

The fridge muttered darkly,
You left me open for four seconds. I noticed.

I WAS GETTING JAM!!! I shouted, losing my grip.

Then the microwave whispered,
I long for death.

...You heated soup yesterday, I said, completely baffled.

Behind me, the blender howled,
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW MY SETTING NAMES!!!

I AM NOT THE VILLAIN IN THIS STORY!!!
I WAILED!!!

Therapy with Krissie

Enchanted forest

Thursday

pour aider à traverser le désert de canicule, cette boisson fraiche pour oreille ( aux écouteurs ou casque)

soda sans bulles avec jazz ajouté

After a little creative break ....... :-) all done with VST, a breath controller brass & tenor sax solo !
In fantasy literature, the world is clear, black or white :-) the good guys go to the dark tower, defeat evil and flowers grow everywhere again. It would be nice if it were that simple ;-)

The Dark Tower

Hi, I'm Jake a 56 year old music addict and drug fiend who is finally starting to see the error of his ways!!! (too late now and no room for regrets!) And by Error of my ways, I mean I can see how I've ruined the taking of certain drugs by abusing them! So now they no longer work properly!  I'm 40 years in now! and I am going to see it through till the end! A true Taurus person, Stubborn as Fuck!
For people who have never taken drugs, I suggest you start NOW! It's a Spiritual thing, You have to Expand your mind to accommodate the knowledge that will set you free! If you are good at meditating, then that will do as good, if not better, I'm shit at meditating! So it's drugs for me!  It's all about truth, and don't be fooled into thinking you can learn this by reading it in a book or listening to someone speaking about it, YOU CAN'T,  It must come from within your self,  A Realisation, Only then will You know the Truth! 
I got into Punk around 1982 and not long after discovered Hardcore Punk, around 1993 I finally allowed myself to get into Rave and then got into mixing.
I got into Oldskool Hardcore and Jungle when I turned 50! better late than never I suppose. haha

I'm A C**t!!! (To Myself) DJ Mix

jaKe

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