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JUST GAY (just gold sus remix)

Roll the dice - The Cuphead Show

My singing monsters-earth island (updated oooo)

AU where Shiny is actually about Tamatoa trying to roast Moana and Maui.

Lyrics:

Tamatoa: Honey, I have many questions, Like, How the hell did you get your chocolate pastry lookin ass several thousands of feet underwater and into the Realm of Monsters. Cause let me tell you that rumor about monster dicks being monster size aren’t anything but.

Moana: First, Ew, and second, This was technically one of my stops on a journey to save the world.

Tamatoa: Girl, that wasn’t anywhere close to answering my question.

Moana: Look, the Ocean works in mysterious ways, that’s all I know.

Tamatoa: are you… are you insinuating the Ocean dragged you down here?

Moana: Yep.

Tamatoa: Thousands of feet underwater.

Moana: I guess.

Tamatoa: So far down that you’re fragile flesh sack of a body would’ve imploded under the water pressure.

Moana: … Yes.

Tamatoa: Bitch, if you don’t start making sense right now-



Now Tamatoa’s gonna give you one more chance
You better buck up and act right.
I don’t have time to deal with bitches with no mind.
Don’t try me girl, or I just might-

Didn’t your granny say, stop actin a fool.
Or did you shut them out to be cool.
Cause let me tell you now, that bullshit ain’t gon fly
Not tonight

Cause girl you look KRUSTAY
You look ratched from your head down to your toes
You a hoe, you a mollusk.
Yo so KRUSTAY
Do you think you lookin fine dressed in those?
Oh ho no,
 Honey Bun 

You can cry cry cry, that won’t heal the bruise you got
From that ugly stick, I think not
And you can whine whine whine, I got no time for troubled thots
So take a hike and rot.

Oh you wanna talk back?
Well bitch you’ve earned the title, junk snack.

Maui: HEY YOU SALTY CRUSTACEAN! GET A LOAD OF THI- oh wait. Oh wait no that’s not it… wait I’ve almost got it i...

Oh hohoho
You actin bold you ridged rock?
You actin cocky, awfully naughty,
Are you sure, you, want play these games with the pettiest of all? Really?
Then prepare for the most loquacious brawl.
Don’t get me started on those pubes that you call hair.
Or your boastful skin burn lines.
Cause I’mma ruin you like memes to Howard Dean.
You just might scream.

Oh you look so KRUSTAY
It’s funny to see you fall on your ass.
Nice Mass, I say, you look KRUSTAY
Now at least this girl has clothes on, GET A ROBE.
I see your chode-
MAUI MAN-
Nice try try try, I’m not a starfish wearing green.
Though, I’m not as mean,
I’m serious.
I’ll let you pass gas fast if you’ll give that back to me.
Thank you, Maui~


Moana: Maui! You’re getting creamed out there!
Maui: Oh really? I didn’t notice with all seven of these broken bones shuffling in my body!!
Moana: Get your shit together, ‘Savior of man’.
Maui: I don’t see you doing shit!
Moana: YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE MAGICAL HOOK!
Maui: NOT ANYMORE!
Moana: THEN FIGURE IT OUT YOU USELESS DEMIGOD.
Maui: Now that’s disrespectful.
Moana: GET THE FUCKING HOOK!
Maui: Okay okayyyyyaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaa…. *picked up by tamatoa*

MAUI
YA BEST GON GET YO BOOTY
OUTTA MY HOME CAUSE YOU’RE MORE
KRUSTAY
Than any creature I had ever done seen.
You smell musty and dusty and so KRUSTAY
I forgot nasty but that don’t fit it seems.
We’ll not to me.
You’re always gonna be this KRUSTY, you’ll never not be this… KRUSTAAAYYYYYY






Maui: AGK!

Gunshot   -

Tamatoa: ...The fuck was that.

*zooms into Moana with a gun*

Moana: PUT THE FUCKER DOWN-

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