I'm B! Davis!  Let me tell ya a story...

Several years ago, it occurred to me that I had run right outta ways to say fuck.  Boy, I've screamed it, I've cried it.  I've meant it, I've denied it.  I've sexted it.  I've spelled it in my Alpha-Bits cereal.  I've spelled it in the snow with my piss.  

Well,  one day I figured how to play a C and a D on a busted ass 6 string that had, not only followed me around my whole life, but also somehow managed to keep up.  The next day, somebody taught me how to cheat on the G chord and I've been singing fucking songs ever since!  

Sometimes people will try to ignore you while you're trying to give a well deserved fuck.  But, I'll tell you what.. You breakout a git and burst into fucking song... Mother fuckers start listening.

But hey... Bad boys break down too!

Please do, by all means, post feedback, comments, complaints, compliments, questions, snide remarks, and/or any bitching you might have to get out of the way, on my page!  Would love to hear from ya!  

Followers of Jakey Thomas