Hagrid only understands 80s Black Metal, so to try and understand the trendy goths of today, he delves into the most infamous fanfiction online. Hagrid reads My Immortal

Hagrid Reads My Immortal

Hagrid continues his exploration into the masterpiece that is My Immortal.

Will he make it the whole way? 

Stick around to find out

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 2

A rapidly more cockney sounding Hagrid continues his trekk through My Immortal. 

What does he think about Good Charlotte? or how about Hillary Duff?

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 3

Hagrid reaches the first of many sex scenes in My Immortal.
Will he be able to make his way through without breaking character this time?

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 4

After reading about teenagers putting thingies into you-know-whats Hagrid attempts to understand why Dumblydore swore

@RoseyDanes does not get enough credit for editing these together. She's amazing!

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 5

As Hagrid begins to unravel, he is introduced to a key character in the story


@RoseyDanes continues to make these amazing!

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 6

Hagrid has well and truely fallen down the rabbit hole. He wants to scream but there is no one to hear him. There is only My Immortal

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 7

Things are heating up in My Immortal! Draco has been in a relationship with Vampire Potter in the past.... which means hes cheated on Ebony!!!!! or on Vampire? 


Edited, as always by the wonderful @RoseyDanes

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 8

Voldemort has arrived into My Immortal! How will Ebony and Hagrid deal with the Dark Lord himself?

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 9

Its a rollercoaster for Hagrid in this chapter. With the sadistic plan of Voldemort revealed and the stage set for an epic showdown, we learn about Bloody Gothic Rose 666 and also have a surprise cameo from Hargrid himself!

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 10

Its an action packed chapter of My Immortal this time.
We have Marlin Mason, Guns, Wombs, Hagrid, Snap and even Dumblydore!

Does anyone even know whats happening anymore?

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 11

Hagrid straight up breaks during this one. Honestly I have no idea anymore

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 12

Vampire and Ebony begin to meld into one creature as Hagrid tries to keep a straight face. My Immortal Continues!

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 13

Lets be honest folks, My Immortal hasnt made sense in a while. In this chapter even Enoby begins to notice!

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 14

Things are getting surreal, Hagrid is talking about Enoby. Jakey is flirting with Rosey and you can even hear her breaking in the baclground as well.

My Immortal is a shambles this week

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 15

Hagrid has managed to get a hang of his performance again, however with the departure of Raven, the writing for My Immortal is going to decline rapidly. Strap on!

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 16

Wait.. Neville is in this? Hagrid attempts to continue into the rapidly degrading mess that is My Immortal

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 17

How will the cliffhanger from last chapter be resolved? Will it even be acknowledged?
What are Goffs? 
Who am I? 
Why?
Just why

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 18

I'll be honest, I break during this one, so umm... I think Dobby needs to go to therapy

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 20

Enoby and Vrompire hide under the Invincibility Coke from Filch and Mr Norris

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 21

A lot of descriptions about what people are wearing, a trigger warning and Stanism

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 22

Its an action packed chapter!

Tara gets loads of reviews

Dumbeldum says something

Volfemort returns

and the boys fight over.... defecating?

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 23

My favourite bit of dialogue in My Immortal

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 24

Draco and Enoby return to the forbidden forest and do the thing they do.
But this time theres a twist.

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 25

Ebondy tries to make sense of the vision she saw, Jake and Rosey try not to corpse and Hagrid continues his quest through My Immortal

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 26

The next plot thread is revealed, and a lot of people's names are spelled wrong.

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 27

Eboby needs to talk with her boyfriends about having to seduce Volexmort. What follows is a sex scene... I think?

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 28

Snoop decideds to really take things to another level.
As Snipe enacts on his perverted fantasies, Enoby decides to soil herself.
In the end Snap is not able to do the do

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 30

With Snap otherwise engaged Enoby prepares to go back in Tim

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 31

Enoby travels through time and bonds with Satan..... unfortunately Hagrid chose an unfortunate voice for Satan

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 32

The following day Enobyuu gets ready to go back in tim
She eats breakfast with Satan who invites her to yet another concert in Hogsmeade

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 34

Pip intrudes again, Lucian has arms, Maralyn Mason is playing, someone is Spartacus.

I am potentially racist twice in the space of 5 seconds.

Also theres a crossover with Back to the Future? I have no idea

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 35

Ebondy returns to present day and everyone decides to speak in the space of 6 seconds.

They decide to try and find Dumblydore and Hagrid might be trying to spike a drink! Presumably in an attempt to finally end this nightmare

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 36

For some reason this chapter has 4 different POV narrators..... your guess is as good as mine.

Dumbledore is back? and Ebony goes back in time to find Professor Slutborn where the writing just degrades into codebreaking

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 37

Enoby and Satan go to the concert. Im not sure why I made Maralyn Mason sound like Bowie. 
On the way they smoke cigarettes and drugs. Ebondy tries to roofie Satan but it doesnt work because... time travel? oh and she might also be dead?

Ill be honest if you are still here at this point you deserve a medal

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 38

The Fanfiction is hacked by a troll who creates her own chapter and leaks the next one early!

This cover was drawn by the super dedicated Shaye_Serena, you can find her Instagram here https://www.instagram.com/shaye_serena/ 

The idea of getting fanart of this series is truly amazing and humbling, thank you so much!

Hackrid Reads My Immortal Chapters 39 and 40

I can no longer tell you what is happening, its pure stream of consciousness at this point. I think Billy Joel is in Green Day at one point?

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 41

Enoby finds herself in Dumblydore's office, how will she escape this situation?
Also im fairly sure Enoby just paradoxes herself and Volexmort out of existance in this one

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 42

Ebondy and Darko finally get a chance to catch up after he did it with Snap..... Im not entirely sure what the explanation ended up being.

Mr Norris' voice changes mid sentence

Theres a big orgy i think? Or maybe they go to the range together?

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 43

Well folks, this is it, its all been building up to this I think?

In the explosive finale Satan morphs into Voldemort and everyone teams up to defeat him and Ebony must make the ultimate sacrifice.

Hagrid finally finishes the fever dream that is My Immortal, thank you to everyone who made it this far.

Hagrid Reads My Immortal Chapter 44 FINALE

I am a guy who does a terrible Hagrid impression while reading a terrible fanfic.

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