The Clarences were hatched in 2006 by Robert A. Medeiros in Oakland, California. He was traumatized because Mego never made a Green Lantern action figure. Then, he met Erin Shannon at a reading aboard a b-52. After that, he met Leslie Outhier at a Canadian bunny farm. Together, they are The Clarences!

 Roger Oddcock is sparkle and sleaze. He is wandering jazz hands. He is every failed Broadway musical stuffed into a smelly peep show booth. Ask yourself:

• What if Freddie Mercury had grown up in a trailer park outside Fresno?

• What if David Bowie drank a 12-pack of Coors every day since the age of 12?

• What if Prince was a fat ex-con who married your mom and sat on the couch all day?

​Now you're beginning to get the picture... 

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