Christmas 2025


“Yo Momma Christmas” is a playful, laugh-out-loud holiday anthem about the ultimate holiday diva — the woman who outshines the lights, outbakes Santa, and outparties the elves.

With its witty lyrics, toe-tapping guitar rhythm, and tongue-in-cheek humor, this track brings the fun back to the fireplace. Equal parts roast and celebration, it’s the kind of song that makes everyone laugh — even Santa’s belly jiggles a little harder.


Yo Momma Christmas

You went looking for Santa... and found something you really didn’t want to see.

“Freaky Tree” is a groovy, tongue-in-cheek holiday jam that turns childhood innocence into festive trauma. With a slick bassline, cheeky synths, and a pop-funk bounce, this song unwraps the most awkward Christmas surprise ever — mom, dad, and way too much mistletoe energy.

Playful, funky, and just wrong enough to make you laugh out loud, it’s the ultimate “you can’t unsee that” Christmas bop.

Freaky Tree

A loud, lovable, duct-taped Christmas anthem about making magic with whatever you’ve got.
This song paints a picture of holiday cheer the hard way — busted lawnmowers, tangled tinsel, propane grills, and neighbors who sing carols whether you asked or not. It’s messy, scrappy, and full of heart.

“Deck the Trailer Park Halls” celebrates imperfect traditions, community spirit, and the pride of doing Christmas your own way — even if Frosty didn’t survive and the roof leaks a little.
No judgment. No polish. Just lights, laughter, and making do. 🎄🍺

Deck The Trailer Park Halls

A chaotic, no-holds-barred holiday anthem that turns Christmas dinner into absolute mayhem.
This track captures the beautiful mess of family gatherings gone off the rails — burned turkeys, busted inflatables, dollar-store decorations barely holding on, and relatives who clearly hit the eggnog way too hard.

It’s loud, irreverent, and unapologetically unfiltered — a hood-holiday blowout where duct tape fixes everything, dignity doesn’t stand a chance, and the spirit of Christmas shows up sideways.
If your holidays are messy, hilarious, and slightly unhinged… this one’s for you. 🎄🔥🍗

Fa-la-la-la, Mutha Fucka

A playful, high-energy holiday anthem that turns Christmas cheer all the way up.
This track is pure festive fun — glittering outfits, confident curves, and dance-floor energy wrapped in tinsel and twinkle lights. It’s celebratory, tongue-in-cheek, and fully committed to shaking up tradition with humor and style.

“Deck the Donk” is about confidence, joy, and letting the season sparkle a little louder.
No subtlety. No shame. Just lights, movement, and unapologetic holiday swagger. 🎄✨🍑

Deck The Donk

A quiet, reflective song about memory, love, and the way a home holds on to the people who shaped it.
“This Is My Christmas Home” lingers in the stillness after the noise fades — stockings that no longer fill, laughter that echoes softly, and decorations that carry more meaning than sparkle.

It’s a portrait of staying rooted while the world moves on, of grief wrapped in gratitude, and of finding comfort in familiar lights even when loss is present.
This song is for anyone who keeps Christmas alive not out of tradition, but because it’s where their heart still knows how to rest.

Christmas Home

Soul with grit. Truth in stereo. A voice that wrestles with faith, freedom, love, and everything in between. Every lyric’s a confession, every song’s a mirror.

Freaky Tree

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