This is the "Spamton the Salesman of All Things" replacement for my newer and originaler AU, "Deltarune: The Same Other Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where "Kris the Anything Lightner" takes the role of Spamton!
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Kris - Today at 7:30 PM
* Your eyes colorful like a galaxy
* Your pointy nose
* Your crispy lips

Kris - Today at 7:31 PM
* Wanna see my eyes
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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
Lyrics by @user-350353538
AU by me and @chomps-lmao
Totally ironic and non-ironic and mobius-double-reacharound-ironic art by me

[Deltarune: The Same Other Puppet] - Kris the Gamer of All Skills

This is the "mY NAME now What kinda;; What kindA:; wHAT KINDA -;; curse+ -" replacement for my super awesome and cool AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". I think the Gooning soul is coming for me too.
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Buster_4Hire at 0:58
I fear you leave me no choice.
Sugar Strike!

@dinner_blaster97: (This is one of Reisty's special exorcism techniques. Reisty violently throws sugar from his pockets everywhere. Unfortunately, it's not salt, which makes it fairly ineffective against spirits.)

@nar_rator: who the fuck are you

Buster_4Hire at 2:58
So NOW you speak like a normal person?

@dinner_blaster97: i was tweakin

@OGkrizzler: but now im DOUBLE tweakin

@OGkrizzler: you cant even SPELL tweakin without like. 2 letters from my name

The Krizzifier
w_krizzlord
Public
Upload complete.

@OGkrizzler: perfect timing

@OGkrizzler: now... prepare to get KRIZZIFIED.
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Art by Mistdrawz, follow her on Deviantart.
VA: @maz (formerly Overkill)
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @thejoker
The Same Puppet by @ilovethepuppetpipeline
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @officialhatsunemiku
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by Jeffrey Epstein

but witH__A COUPLE: cOUPLE more] plays- THE OG ÷

This is the "ΓΕΥΜΑ WITH IT" replacement for Spamsta's au, Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet. I go to work, i work a bunch!
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* The restless sleep tonight.
* Never to be heard.
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song by: @therealmaz
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo), and The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @realshree
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @spamsta-feet-finder-account, @pigplusplusplus, @wiss-474735067

✉️⬧︎●︎♏︎♏︎◻︎ NEVER HEARD [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

This replaces something in this au I purchased off of some website. Looks like hes having one bad day...


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Oh! | lightner in pancho | you came.
You see I am- Err… WAS, pretty big down here.
Got a few | 2 people trading money bags | with a buncha big guys yada, yada, stuff like that.
That was until well… maybe I got too BIG.
I got | sneaky snitch royalty free music| 'd on me, and well… It all came crashin' down.
So, my dear | 2 friends talking to eachother |, I need some help!
Help me out and I'll get you a real big | good job sticker |.

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@azuredude made the dialogue!
inspired by the style and progression of https://soundcloud.com/shree_mp3
sneaky snitch midi from https://onlinesequencer.net/2027217#

Sneaky Snitch (Deltarune: the stock puppet)

This is the "Spantithe the Tax Collector" replacement for my new-type and original-type AU, "DELTARUNE THE RIGHT PUPPET". Don't tell me you don't know about it's predecessor, "deltarune the wrong wrong puppet"!
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║‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎3:00‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎║‏‏‎ ‎3:30 PM‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎║‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‎4:00 PM‏‏‎ ‎║‏‏‎ ‎4:30 PM‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎║‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎5:00 PM _ 
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║‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎15‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎║  //    "Howdy there Neighbor."
║‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎FLS‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎║  \\     "are you aware that your lawn needs some TLC?"

"What?"

"Look 'Neighbor' I don't own this house!"

"I don't even live in this neighborhood!"

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║‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎16‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎║  //    "You kiddin? I never see you leave that house.
║‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎RMRK‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎║  \\    "  It's Okay to be embarrassed sometimes Neighbor. "
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║‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎17‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎║  //    "Look I'll even pitch in and Help you out!"
║‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎LIE‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎║  \\     "I'll do the hedges and it'll be done in no time!"

"I DON'T OWN THIS HOUSE!"

"  Get your Queer-ass horns out of here!"

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║‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎18‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎║  //    "Gee look Neighbor I'm sorry I'm-"
║‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎TDBC‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎║  \\    "JUST MOW YOUR ******* GRASS ALREADY!"

(PIPEJAM) [DELTARUNE THE RIGHT PUPPET] - Crisp, H.O.A.

This is the "MY טויט NEAR" and "MY דער טויט איז נאָענט. איך וויל נישט שטארבן." replacement for my new super mario bros. u + super luigi AU, Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet. 
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* (Two figures stand before you.)
* (One speaks.)
* IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, KRIS.
* BASK IN OUR LEGACY!
* LET'S BRING BACK YOUR [[friends and family]]
* AND GET THIS POOR OLD WOMAN...
* HER
* HER
* [Content not found.]

* MRS. T. MOAG recalls a golden memory.
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Gamer Fact: This features an "Attack of the Killer Queen" recreation by nini and xnq!

SUPER █████ STAR - [DR: TSSSSSSP]

This is the "Marlon" replacement.
song by @mazbackattack
sampled vocals by: town and cityrine

< The fly descends onto the corpse to feed from it's decaying flesh.
< What brings you here at 3 in the morning?

> Why, I'm glad you asked my grotesque acquaintance!
> I would like to see your stock, thank you very much.

< Your words failures. The world has beaten and bruised my body more than your rotten tongue can.
< It is against policy to let you through. I would lose my job as an ant separate from the colony.
< Yearning for death.

> You're quite depressing! How about I sweeten the deal?

< Precious money. A symbol of greed and power among those undeserving.
< Disgusting you are yet disgusting I am in addendum.
< We are like one. Perpetuating the cycle of cruelty onto an undeserving world.

> ...It appears your hazardous waste bin is overflowing.
> And there's blood all over the floor. Shouldn't you clean that up?
> That should be my next case. How could such a klutz get a job like this?

< Such shameful behavior to mock those who's mercy you were at not only 5 minutes ago.
< I was going to take it out eventually.

> Eventually?
> You should've taken it out five eventualies ago!
> I could prick myself on one of these needles and end up right back here!
> By which I mean as a corpse.

< Such rudeness. Could you be spawn of the devil himse-

> Not now, ...Sauron? God, your handwriting is obnoxious.
> Your clumsy mistakes and awful nametag mixed with your prudence has given me quite the stomach ache!
> A couple antacids should do the trick...

< A mistake you have made. Your hubris is your downfall.

> What? *chewing* You think because I don't respect you I'm in direct firing range of *chewing* karma?
> I chew my pills by the way. *chewing* You're delusional! I've done nothing but good for this worl-
> world...

< Those are powerful sedatives. You took way too many.
< At best you will sleep until tomorrow afternoon.
< At worst...

> ...
> ...
> ... *snore*

[Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet Bonus] Sauron

→ One frail bird. Light and Dark.
→ One jailbird left its mark.

→ They're haunted by what they know.
→ They're haunted by what they don't know.

→ It was used to measure toxicity in the depths, in the grasp of a nightseeker.
→ Rarely paid attention to, only worth it's weight after it had already perished.

→ The spirit that inhabits the cage is gone. For now.
→ They will soon return. One dark side to the other. A cycle.

→ I feel eclipsed by pressure and sorrow. I won't tell you how to feel.
→ In the crater left behind by the silhouette, a message...

→ 14 21 13 5 18 1 20 9 15 14 19
→ 8 25 16 5 18 4 1 18 11 5 14

CANARY

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Careful where you get your candy from this Halloween

Begging for Candy

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✉️⬧︎●︎♏︎♏︎◻︎ NEVER HEARD [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

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