Battles I'm In

Jeffree Star Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Tom Savini Voiced By Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Raichous
Thumbnail By Oofie
Beat Prod. by Frankie Vibes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5NbTwBZMMI

Jeffree:
I’m sorry, but why do you wanna face this?
Looking like Ted White after a Jason face lift!
Gotta be a prank. Did the Dobres tape this?
Call you a powder foundation, ya basic!
Now I’ve been used to drama, but this has-been as my rival kinda lowers the bar
I’m fuck-proof on the mic, we’re worlds apart, Hitting you so hard, call me Jeffree WorldStar!
I’ll shatter through that haphazard slash man
A fashion disaster, with a flasher ‘stache, damn!
You career’s gone stagnant, The computer’s your replacement
Only fans are the pale nerds locked in their basements!
This Maniac thinks his blood fests are some hot shit
Boils down to gore porn made by a misogynist!
I’ve been told I was prodigy, a god to be, it’s odd to me
To see the Godfather of Gore is trying offing me!
Face it Tommy Boy! You looking Tubby, boy!
Maybe use your make up magic on that tummy, boy!
One watch of your “Wet Dreams” makes me sick!
Of course you like fencing. You’re just a little prick!
Now you get your chance, old man! Don’t have a heart attack grabbing the mic!
Although that would be a fitting end, to “Screaming Mad” George Lite

Tom:
(Heh) Thank god you stopped, think my hearing went dead
That rap made me envy my fake rubber head
Your damn squeaky voice is a spike to the brain
No wonder your music career’s in the drain
Sorry, princess. You’re shilling it, I make my Blood Money from spilling it
So you can try to make me seem villainous. Of course the Sultan of Splatter is killing it!
You’re used to cheap bars, it’s where you got your start in!
I cut my teeth, cutting wrists in Martin!
In that Hollywood circle, your boy was putting in work
You really wanna measure with your Youtube circle jerk?
I know documentaries, got two about Jason
That Shane Daws shlock was just bad product placement!
You only got lies spilling out your painted kisser
But your silver tongue couldn’t protect you from the sisters!
Cashing in on Controversy, it seems like a crapshoot!
So try to run the track. You can’t handle a tracksuit!
Think it’s time for the living Bratz doll to behave
You can watch me Sundance on top of your channel’s grave!
Hope you’re ready to burn out Jeff, ‘cause that’s all that Stars do
I’m spitting, committed to splitting you. You won’t be around for part 2!

Jeffree:
Watch it hun! I’m an internet icon, this bygone is nothing!
You really can’t throw shade at the shine coming off my Diamond button!
Got millions of followers, your demographic is teeny!
With the way you treat female fans, the real “Creepshow”’s Savini!
Enough Smoke and Mirror, your whole life is bomb
This fake vet was only shooting pics in Vietnam 
Everything you do misfires, it seems to be your lot
Maybe you could ask your daughter how to shoot a better shot

Tom:
Again you go for the cheapest hits, the easy shit, you freaking ditz!
This racist kid, and tasteless twit. Your talents being wasted, bitch!
Wanna question my honor? Your love life is a goner
Only fit in at my school as a model for the monster!
Keep calling me old? Well you’re goddamn right!
Was making movies violent when you were back at Prom Night!
Film is a magical medium, but even I couldn’t make your bars stand out
With that crap performance, even your fans are thinking….What Now?

Jeffree Star Vs. Tom Savini(Prod. by Frankie vibes)

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20High%20Stakes.mp3
Written By: Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Raichous
Raichous as Shaggy
RaccoonBroVA As Brock
Additional Help By Raichous


Shaggy:

Scoob! Go grab the snacks! Like, this’ll be fast!
When Shaggy is starting a rap, Like, you’ll lose to him faster than Ash!
I’ve gone against werewolves, and zombies, and ghosts! Like, I’ll leave a tagalong pounded
I find it ironic, your ace was an Onix, but you’re the one that’s getting Ground-ed!
You claim you have rock hard defenses, but don't have the stones to offend
Gave your last badge to a kid who cheated you in a fight when he was ten
And how did your story end? Replaced by a cilantro copy
With your chances of landing the cop or the nurse, in the nicest of  terms, being “Rocky”
While my series ain’t stopping. Like, I paved the way in animation!
The only thing your show’s leading in, is kid’s hospitalization
Over the years, portrayals were racey. Maybe I should be battling Tracy
You’ll need more than pebbles to faze me. There’s no dodging when you face me!

Brock:

Sorry Shaggy, but your tactics really had no effect
As a gym leader, I’m in charge of putting newbies in check
Think that you’re tough? Stop lying, man. You spend the whole mystery crying, man
So if flooding with flow’s your entire plan? Too bad I’ll be safe with my drying pan!
The OG rolling from Kanto! Your solo shows never finish.
If only you could Get a Clue. Your fanbase has quickly diminished.
You’re running from rubber masks. I throw myself into danger
I met with Dittos and mimes, but Denver’s clone’s still stranger!
And I bide my time, you’re rushing for cover to hide
Try as you might, you’ll end up greener than Hyde!
Can’t burn me, I’ve got Guts. I’m taking every attack
Think that you’ll earn my badge? You’ll have to be Boulder than that

Shaggy:

Your raps are ghost types, man. Completely see through
The way this Creeper acts, man, he’s on the verge of a “me too!”
So take defeat dude! Your traveling partners don’t need you!
Especially when it would take only like one percent of my power to beat you!
The sleuthing student moving though straight from the 60s
This dumb fiend may be 15, but ends up looking 50!
So try and hit, your disses miss me, listen to my voice
Like, I’m so amazing, I could beat you with one Zoinks!

Brock:

Your spitting is weak, no surprise though. I could beat this freak with my eyes closed.
Your WB’s Super High joke. I’m Bulldozing you with these tight flows!
His peers and his parents can’t stand him. Constant emotional damages.
I’m helping conquer gods while Rogers is conquering sandwiches!
You gluttonous Munchlax, you’d chomp through anything to get your fill
I studied Pokemon medicine, I’m an expert at things that are ill
From Lillard to West, your films are a mess, so testing me is a poor play
Hide behind the Blue Falcon, 'cause rapping isn't your Forte

Shaggy Vs. Brock

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kBndlkZgME

Holt Voiced By JordoMIB
Swanson Voiced By Matt Raichous
Peralta Voiced By Stark Media
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By Oofie

Holt:

Peralta! Who’s this hairy woodsman in my office?
That pine smell is noxious! He looks so obnoxious!

Jake:

Umm, sir? It’s a rap battle. You’re fighting with disses?

Holt:

Ridiculous! He should know a Captain’s shot never misses!

Ron:

I don’t like you, but I respect the effort
Maybe you should sit this out, don’t think you really wanna get hurt
I’m an expert as a wrecker, or protector, you’ll be busted.
And I hope you’re ready for some Really Good verse Construction

Holt:

I’m the leader of a team, cleaning the streets with precision
While this pigeon isn’t a smidge interested in decisions!
So just listen, all initiative you get goes to waste
So put down the sax, Duke. Silver’s always second place!
Just face it, I’m the greatest in the B99
You’re complacent,  work and laziness walking a fine line
Built up a sense of greatness, but you winning only relates
When you’re ripping through dozens of eggs, like it’s practice for Ann’s place!
And honestly? You’re trying too hard to be anonymous
You’re not some big shot hero: You’re just a common bitch!
No chance that Raymond’s bombing this, I’m obviously better
If I wanted to deal with an old dog, I’d call Cheddar!

Ron:

They gave your cop comedy a spot, but it was wasted
It’s like Mike took his best show and copied and pasted!
Got the lovable dumb lead, the overachieving partner
Sassy and badass women, and the losers, just for starters!
When it comes to spitting harder, I’m blunt with no jokes
Think of this as betting on the ponies, Raymond, ‘cause you’re going broke.
Holt is starting to choke, Velvet Thunder’s a Wet Blanket
Only time you run a track is with your childhood train set

Holt:

Crushing the competition. Is this Jimmie Jabby too?
Try accusing me of cheating, but I’m not Tammy 2!
Not too shabby of a poet, I’m a master with my tone
If you try to spit another verse, you’ll end up BOOOONED

Ron:

Those raps dragged on like your time in uniform did.
I’m so iconic, my stache is always era appropriate
The key to dealing with your bars, is just not listening
To flow so robotic, Twitter thinks a bot’s dissing me
In competition Ron is a General like his namesake
The only time you tried solving a case is when you played Jake!
I’m calling you the Government, you’re crazy and useless
Get your doctor hubby to take a look at your bruises

Raymond Holt Vs. Ron Swanson - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

So, as my way of saying thankyou for all the views and support, I decided to post a second battle this month! A battle about family. And love. And......kicking ass? I don't know. Either way, thank you for everything that you've done. You guys make this possible.


Hank Voiced By Raichous
Red Voiced By Raichous
Thumbnail By SPM1000

BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzu_95-l6DY


Red:(Spoken) My foot is about to write a rap for your ass

Red: The US vet against redneck Ted Cruz
With the can-do of the Red White and Blue, I can’t lose
Maybe get Boomhauser to help ya spit fast
You sell grill fuel because you’re full of hot gas!
Now I won’t sugar coat how I feel about Bobby
The way you raise your son, he’ll turn out to be a commie!
Your animation’s sloppy, you can’t draw out a diss
Judging by your rifle skills, all your shots are gonna miss
I was pulling in laughs, as the grumpy pop
You dragged behind Macfarlene then Fox let you drop!
But I’ll give you a shot, even though I’ll still beat ya
Chance of you winning is as narrow as your urethra
Your problems with Cotton? They're clearly in view
But this is not the first time a Dad’s had issues with you!
You must be on “fish bait” if you think you’ll last
So let’s see you try and rap back, dumbass!

Hank:

God dammit Bobby! What is that racket?
I’m not really thinking Egghead is gonna crack it.
Attacking the mack daddy from Heimlich? Insane!
I’m an expert at ass-kicking. Call that pro pain
Judging how I’m gonna raise my kid ain’t smart
Your boy’s gonna grow up with Venom in his heart
You’re a tasteless racist caricature with a complex
Looks like the Navy man swabbed off his “Top Deck”
You wanna lay a hand on your son? You’re a coward
Having to bully teens just to feel a little power
Anybody coming to you for tips must be crazy.
Maybe you should take advice on how to treat your lady!
What amazes me, despite how you love competing
The cast from your reboot has a better chance at beating me!
You call yourself a man? Can’t fool me in a fight
Red needs to get checked, that boy ain’t right

Red:

Saying I’m not right? Don’t make me laugh!
I’ll give you an adult sized boot in the ass!
This sheepish weak fisted wimp ain’t raw
When the only reaction he has is “Bwaah”!
Still can’t poop? Because you’re so full of crap
So dull on the track, you need your grill for hot raps!
Try to fix your verse, but it’s all in vain
You dropped the ball even harder than your wife off a plane!

Hank:

I think Dale would’ve made more sense with rhymes
You must've sat in  "The Circle" ‘fore spitting a line!
You never really think before going off with hasty words.
Red’s such a dog, he should face Ladybird!
And try to talk shop about my kin? Just can it.
You’re picking favorites in the family dynamic!
I’ve had it with this asshole, you need to shut up.
Did the King of the Hill keep his crown? Yup.

Red Forman Vs. Hank Hill - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Sheldon Voiced By Matt Raichous
Spencer Voiced By  RaccoonBroVA
Thumbnail By Oofie
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Additional Help By Cri and Anthony Rigatanthoni


BEAT: Old School Slim Shady Type Beat / Weird Funny Hip Hop Rap Beat "Kiss My Ass" Prod. ILL Fortune





Sheldon:

Leonard! Did you call the FBI?
Looks like Quantico sent the OCD P.I.
I would be impressed by your skills on the street
But they won’t help you find how I kill the beat(Bazinga)
I got lyrical theory, scientifically I’m superior
Check the Emmys I got, your show is just inferior
You were growing up delirious, a schizophrenic time bomb
Show was such a bygone, it’s being preached by my mom
You use science as a gimmick
For the magic that you use to fail to pick up women
And It should be a given, getting the fans adoring
But somehow you can make chasing criminals boring
You think I’m jealous, you captured tons of felons?
While I’m still here pulling crowds as Young Sheldon
But I should probably tell him in this match, I got this
My raps are so addicting, you can call them dilaudid.

Spencer:

Hotch? Rossi? This doesn’t seem right.
The MO of our guy says he doesn’t like to fight
But he’s actually here. Trying to get me riled
You wanna play games? Let’s start the profile
A wordy nerd pushing up into his 30s
Ego makes him think he’s worthy, but in truth he’s undeserving
Of a flurry of appraisal his fans just overused
Like the laugh track you abuse to tell them they’re amused!
For us geeks, friends are hard to find.
Which is why it’s baffling you insult yours all the time
I was tortured and shot, needing a cane to walk
But that wasn’t as painful as listening to you talk
Thinking you’re the Apex human is confusing
I drop bombs like Garner, you got twice his delusions!
I push passed my fears, you run away when you’re frightened
You’re Friends with Flags? Time to throw up the white one

Sheldon:

Sorry Reid, I’m disproving your theory
Think you make an impact, let’s look back at our series
(Heh heh) In less time I was made into an icon
Comedy even tighter than the sweater vests you try on
Tried proving your tough, but not effective
When your whole crew treats you like the junior detective
You strive to find happiness just to watch it all end
Left a hole in your heart and your dead girlfriend

Spencer:

You can claim that my life is a tragedy
But really if you ask me, the only thing that’s sad to see
Is you actually convince some lonely girl to marry you
Surprised you didn’t flee, Smarter guys are always scaring you!
And you’ll need more than catchphrases to faze me
It’s crazy they let your show’s writing be lazy
So as you fame fades, there’s no point in faking it
This win isn’t your spot, ‘cause I’m the one taking it

Sheldon Cooper Vs. Spencer Reid - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Thanos (0:38):
I come raging from Titan to dismiss this tyrant
for nothing exists that can flow raps as I can
I’ll erase Apokolips, let’s keep this battle intimate
When I put on this Gauntlet, your losses will be infinite!
I’m a Supergiant! The hand pulling the strings!
Ultron, Apocalypse, and Kang do my bidding!
Power! Mind! Space! Reality! Soul! Time!
You like equations, what comes of these six in rhyme?
A being grayed, of a bygone age following Doomsday
Left upstaged by a true great, the gauntlet around fate!
You can give it all you've got, my defeat’ll be anything but easy
So say goodbye to the other 20% of your species

Darkseid (1:17):
Drop the Gauntlet, you haven’t got this
If you think you can screw with the ruler of Apokolips!
How about I call up Squirrel Girl and then watch you squirm?
Remember our crossover? Oh, how the tables have turned!
You’ve come to the Dark Side, but like the other clones
you’ve come stacked with Gems but you haven’t got the stones!
You'll regret this little tantrum ‘gainst this omega beings omega beams!
Got that God ego complex, but you're as frail as an egg it seems
I’ll eliminate your free will, continue on unscathed
Until all other life knows the story of how the Mad Titan was maimed!
Even with death in his name, still no Death in his lap
You want the Universe to die? Well, just let them hear you rap!

Onslaught (2:05):
With my lyrics on point, it’s time to slaughter the mic
When it comes to rap, your bark’s as weak as your bite
Made from two Omega minds, there’s no easy way to rid of me
You're no epitomes of villains, you guys are killin' me
Destruction at my fingertips, leave my foes oblivious
The sex slave and masochist think that they can spit a diss?
Absorb the X-Men without a try, I’m the master strategist
Dead men won’t Tattletales, trust the mind of an analyst
Psionic Blasts, Astral projection, force fields, mental detection
Dimensional sense with mind possession, a Marvel marvel that’s worth the mention
Step right down, cause when you're around this psychic entity
I'll show you really quickly who can be your worst enemy!

Unicron (2:53):
Dormant for millennia, but now I’ve been deployed
To help these selfish primals become one with the void
Coming at you with full force like an attack on Cybertron
You’ve got brawns to take on the Unicron phenomenon
Thanos, go find another worthless being to swoon
As I kick Darkseid’s dark side to the Dark Side of the Moon
I’ve taken my true from, transform this battle to a roast
When I burn the shit out of Onslaught the friendly ghost
A stronger entity than any, my existence is timeless
I hate you all more than my brother, Primus
Now watch as I excel with a Terminating demeanor
You’ll remember when you faced off against the Planet Eater!

Galactus during buildup: ...Planet Eater?

Galactus (3:47):
A name worthy for only I, Galactus, a true dazzler
Surfing right past Silver, I’m a Gold Tier Rapper
Always being told that the sky was the limit
But look at me, mounting on top of the space race, you dimwits!
Show this Robo-Cookie Monster how to really devour
Magenta over Magneto, who the hell needs super powers?
I lived through the Big Bang, and now a diss I’m delivering
To these foes as I grow, leave every living thing withering
You all rap worse than Thanos’s weakness to seduction
And now you’re standing face-to-face with your own destruction
So you can hit me with your best, but again I’ll ascend
for I’m the true being capable to bring the end
Ultimately Nullify you all in just an instant
With my god-like stamina, I can spit with persistence
Kill another Fallen One with lyrics faceted as emeralds
Bah, disregard these opponents. Galactus hungers, herald.

@stofferex as Thanos
@s0n1c-fr3nzy as Darkseid
Seth as Onslaught
@erbparodies as Unicron
@hyperjacob96 as Galactus

Lyrics written by: Seth, Stofferex, and Iamthelegion

Thanos VS Darkseid - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 2

Ridley
Here comes the Big Show! It’s Ridley, Believe it or Not!
It’s your Final Destination when I turn items off
Cuz it seems you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed
So dumb you can’t correctly write an L on your forehead!
I mean, really Waluigi, do you have a disorder?
Suck my Sac-urai, that’s a Nintendo Direct Order
Your fans are catching dysentery from your shoddy bandwagon
You can’t compare schlongs with the true Bad Dragon
I’ve got the Metroid Rhymes, the Primetime death cheater
Will yeet out the most disgusting grimey meth eater
Got that shroom nose lookin’ like a fungal infection
I’m going wah wah; now that’s the Ultimate rejection!

Waluigi 
Hey WAHt the heck man, you’re uglier than you’re mother
I’ll smack you with my Eggplant like a Super Slugger! 
I don’t need to be playable to strike a victory pose 
Because my dick was TOO BIG! for you Super Smash hoes!
Your games are more deceased than miiverse is
And your rap was way worse than me verses!
It's bedtime Ridley, so go and put on your pajamas
And continue dreaming of Negative One Suit Samus
Cuz who’s the weiner, it’s a Waluigi
Washed up like your series, hardcore and speedy
But when it comes to getting shotgun, I call dibs
And then I’ll grill you up, that’s a Metroid Prime Rib

Ridley
You may stalk Luigis, but have you Met-a Ridley?
Thinking you’re relevant, crotch chopping your own kidney
soon Ill be taking your place at every Mario Party
You'll just be chilling with your boyfriend; Wario Farty!
Ok purple smurf, now I’ll bust up your legs
And use your tennis racket to time travel and scramble your mom’s eggs
Your breath smells worse than pounds of some unsalted fish 
Fortnite’s got a better chance of being in Ultimate!

Waluigi 
You may be living it up now with tequila and back rubs
But hey man, at least I’m small enough to fit in a bathtub
And I’m using my Aces to win this shit like it’s blackjack
Ok, I might be a smurf, but purple is the new black!
I’d end this battle with a WAH, but thats been done before
Is Daisy Ridley playing soccer? I’m gonna Score. 
Call me Seinfeld; I hate you more than Shiny Charizard
I’ll crash into you with……… MY KART! (WAH WAH WAH)

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Waluigi vs Ridley. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #3

Hello, everybody! Welcome to the second X Rap Battle! Today, we have two wacky bug superheroes facing off in a battle of red vs blue...Spider-Man vs the Tick!

CAST:
FynnRedKirby as Spider-Man
Titanium1208 as The Tick

WRITERS:
Jughead Jay, MetaMachine, B O R K, and Psytube

LYRICS:

Spider-Man:
Time for my Spider-verse, I sense a bugbrain out of the blue,
Ultimate, Spectacular, Amazing! Uhh...what are you?
Spidey’s swinging into action, and atop this kiddie villain
I won’t be saving this baby from my verbal burning building!

The Tick:
(Spoon!)
Peter better Park it before he battles me,
Taking me in this match would be your most Amazing Fantasy!
No more wall-crawlin’, for even without Thanos’s Gauntlet,
I’ll leave you dissolving off worse than your third installment!
Lady Destiny foresees my win, she says you spit flawed rhymes
Your small spine is no fight, I’ve more strength in my jawline!
Ladybug here ain’t Miraculous, I’ll smack this pest a-cide!
A spider makes newspapers? You’re used to causing your own demise!

Spider-Man:
I’ll spit rough on a rip-off, who kicks butt to get his kicks off,
I’d rather stare at a clock than listen to what this Tick talks!
Wisecrackin' out bars; coming in gold every match and fight,
But I think you better wear-silver with that wacky battle cry!
Revived by Prime, but no delivery? No surprise your rapping bores,
Taking on giant morons like you’s what I’m Fantastic “Four”!
A bug-theme, a slick suit, looking for crimes to fight?
Doesn’t come off as a surprise, I guess Ticks are known to bite!

The Tick:
Oh, Spidey; like your verse, much of your franchise is forgettable,
Went from chasing criminals to dancing with goblins and tentacles! 
You’ve got me Ticked off; the King’s Pinned down the win in this bout,
No More awards since your spouse went down the water spout!

Thank you for watching! Stay tuned for the next X Rap Battle!
(Shoutout to Vladimyr P.)

Spider-Man vs. The Tick - X Rap Battle #2.

Another Classic Video Game Rap Battle. This time we're pitting Street Fighter's main fighter, Ryu, against the Bruiser from the Bronx and heavyweight boxing champion, Little Mac!

Light As Ryu/Evil Ryu
Iris As Little Mac
Dani Frias as Doc Louis

Ryu: 
Sorry kid, you must be mistaken, I must have the wrong guy
For I was to beat Scorpion, not for me to beat small-fry
I’ll Shoryuken ‘til you drop dead, tell the Docs to patch you up
So you better leave before I punch apart this Chump
I’m blocking bars, throwing ARMS, dodging all your attempts at harm
You’re only able to box weaklings, but with my fists, I’m wrecking cars
I’ll tear apart this loser, who leaves people who play his game unfulfilled
For a boxer beating a martial artist, you would get yourself killed

Little Mac:
For a student of Gouken, I’d expect you to not walk a road so rocky
You’re a grown out Karate Kid! I’m a modern day Muhammad Ali!
I admit. You’re a cultural icon, leaving opponents seeing stars
But you’re gonna Lose-this once I wrap out my chocolate bars!
It’s ironic Ryu can’t bring a hard hitting punchline
I’m good at taking Mikes, you’re all bark and no bite
It’s V that shows you and your sales have little to no power
But if you want us to be equal, I’d say to throw in the towel

Ryu:
You got me pissed, punk. You better step out of the ring
You’re not original, in landing powerful punches, I’m the king
If we’re giving fair fights, I’d suggest you go to Hibiki
Cause I’ll stomp you flat until your 3D switches back to 2D

Evil Ryu:
This fragile butterfly will feel the sting of Akuma
Bragging isn’t much when you're just a pitiful human
I’ll set my journey to new systems, you’re stuck with older Nintendo platforms
Doesn’t take Blanka for me to bring in a verbal thunderstorm

Little Mac:
Done my training off of the Bronx, I’m used to having a Street Fight
Compared to me, I’m fast and agile, your fighting style ain’t tight
I’ve learned a lot after winning my championship belt
And that’s you losing your master isn’t half the pain that I’ve felt!

Doc Louis:
Let him have it Mac!

Little Mac:
Alright Doc, I’ll show him who’s the boss
I’ll beat this barrel Bonus Level and knock-out this knock-off and Donkey Kong
3 Star Punch! I’ll rewrite Arcade fighting history!
Your Newest Final Challenger left everybody in disbelief!

Written by Rabi
Chiseled by Jay
Beat by 2Deep
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w6Ngb
Thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed by Light

Huge thanks to all helped make this, including Jay for help with writing, Dani for the cameo, Alex for voicing Little Mac, and Light for voicing Ryu/Evil Ryu and mixing!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bPu7sny

Hint: Blaster Masters

Ryu vs Little Mac - CVGRB

Thumbnail by: Lumi

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Bankroll.mp3
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Originally Written by: Jason Carreon and Rabi
Chiseled and Rewritten by: Jason Carreon 
Mixed by: JordanShowish
Flowtest:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jDYdmFxjdJhom9EixwRalbsFpbxW6g0C/view?usp=sharing
Flowest by: JordanShowish

Cast:
Rick: Raichous
Duckman: Dani Frias

Lyrics:
(0:12) Rick:
*Burp* A Duck losin’ to a God? Detect a "No shit Sherlock”
Eating the brain of this dumb fuck, best call up your squawky flock
A bitchy aunt, a stoner fatass, and a two headed freak
Rug-shat on your show, shit saw a fate like a Meeseek
You're not "unique", you ripped off The Simpson's preach
Boring as shit, so I crashed in, and splatted a new theme
I wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, but that's pretty political
Here's a new task bitch, write a speech on it that's original

Duckman:
What the hell you rapping at? Me or my damn writers?
But I can't do the same to you, you freestyle your shammed minor;
Lessons, all drunk too, I was ahead of my timeframe
While your, crying crew, wouldn't touch that with a 9'8
Swim's primate, yet, you still think you're in your prime, ey?
Well I didn't need a cameo from you in order to climb fame
"Bill Nye The Sketchy Guy", I suppose that something's tragic
When your show wen't and invented "How To Fuck Your Dragon"

Rick:
Special Batman's slacking off, you're Peter Griffin the no-name
But even then his gags and jokes are better than your quote claims
So make like a real detective and go solve your shit performance
'Cus you Adult Swam in your gene pool to create some deformed kids

Duckman:
I only gave birth to your genre, and the result is much worse
Shock humour is a norm, and there's nothing to converse
Ask for more intelligent writing! Stop being treated like idiots!
But what really doesn't help is coming to McDonalds having pissy fits

Rick:
Why the fuck listen to him?! His whole franchise was shit steep
We’re staring at a fucking duck with an ego bigger than his teeth

Duckman:
Well, you sure as hell don't outclass me, with complexes offensive
But pray to me, since you're the most religious character I've stepped in

Eric Duckman vs Rick Sanchez

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

These brother duos prepare themselves for Kombat despite the rivalry between them. Hanzo and Genji Shimada of Overwatch against Kuai Liang, Sub-Zero, and Bi-Han, Noob Saibot. Which of these duos will win this battle? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Hanzo and Genji:
Hanzo:
I have lost so much already but I will not lose here
Despite my many burdens, I will still persevere
With every death comes honor, with honor, redemption
But with every death you make, gives you permanent imperfection 
Genji:
For Bi-Han, this won’t be his first time a Hanzo left him burned
Swift strikes from my blade is something you both deserve
With the guidance of Zenyatta, I’ve reconciled what I am
But with your cybernetic change, you brought shame upon your clan
Hanzo & Genji:
(Hanzo) Both of you barely outlived the likes of Johnny Cage
(Genji) And this Noob from Ed Boon came back as Quan-Chi’s slave
(Hanzo) Ask Mei, we’ve experienced cold temperatures before
(Genji) If you really want to scare us, it’ll take more than blood and gore

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
Sub-Zero:
If you’re seeking us for Kombat, then you’ve been misunderstood
Hanzo’s bow skills are amateur, you make Kung Jin look good
We never hold back, the cold will make you suffer
At least my brother wasn’t murdered by his other brother
Noob Saibot:
We show no Mercy, so there’s no one here to heal you
We’d disgrace you to your clan but that’s something that you beat us to
I work in the Netherrealm, it’s true, but when I got word of fighting you
I’m willing to join my brother once just to beat two shit Shimada dudes
Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) Slow your pace brother, I know this fight seems easy
But it’s not worth the effort but we’ll still receive Flawless Victory
(Noob) Yes, you are correct and they’re not worthy of Friendship
Because even your family clan treats you with rejection

Hanzo and Genji:
(Hanzo) You dare speak the Shimada name
And bring the family shame by using it in vain?
(Genji) If there is one thing we do to those who make such an assumption
(Hanzo) We awaken the dragon to unleash mass destruction
(Genji) You are the reason that Earthrealm seems so unbalanced
(Hanzo) And your rhymes were just as lazy as Noob’s color palette
(Genji) I have made the enhancement ever since my revival
That even Smoke, Cyrax, and Sektor could never rival
(Hanzo) The Lin Kuei will fall when they witness our might
(Genji) And we will make the Brotherhood of Shadow see the light
(Hanzo) Feel the strength of the Shimada from both bow (Genji) and this blade of mine
(Hanzo) RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU! (Genji) RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) You call yourself enhanced Genji? You fall under Kabal
(Noob) When your dragons try to consume us, our strength’s too much to stomach it all
(Sub-Zero) You disgrace your father’s legacy (Noob) Made yourself the enemy
(Sub-Zero) And looking at the Hanzo mains (BOTH) Your skills just show inequity
(Sub-Zero) I’m a Grandmaster (Noob) I’m a wraith that topples Reaper
(Sub-Zero) Both of you lack honor which is why you’re never claimed as leader
(Noob) Without the aid of Overwatch, you will not win this day
(Noob) Shao Kahn calls you pathetic (BOTH) While we’re “play of the game”
(Noob) We could grab you by your limbs as we tear you two in half
(Sub-Zero) Or perhaps you would prefer if we pulled your spines out your backs?
(Noob) We look upon your faces and you seem a bit salty
(Sub-Zero) It seems our rhymes were too cold or should we say (FROSTY!)

CAST:
B-Lo as Hanzo Shimada
HyperJacob96 as Genji Shimada
B-Lo as Sub-Zero
Titanium1208 as Noob Saibot

Beat Produced by Bulletz 2 Beatz

Hanzo & Genji Vs Sub-Zero & Noob Saibot - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long of Team RWBY are up against the fairy tales that they’re based off of. Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White, Belle, and Goldilocks. Which team will reign supreme ? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18_7LoDG3NWNe19ZOfAVyHDQri3rItfNq6DjUCBFv7Q8/edit?usp=sharing

CAST:
Dottovu as Ruby Rose
TeanerysTheUnicorn as Weiss Schnee
Krimson as Blake Belladonna
Zel as Yang Xiao Long
garbageGothic as Little Red Riding Hood
Kittenbetrippen as Snow White
Crystal Lee as Belle
MoFace as Goldilocks

Beat Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

RWBY Vs Fairy Tales - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Kiernen King as Monokuma!
Vladimyr P. as Mr. Bear (audio)
John P. as Mr. Bear (video)
Written by Viral, Trakked, TheShimarioBrother, RNG, M&Matt, Cri, SPM1000, and Vlad
Mixed by Light

LYRICS:

(0:11) Monokuma:
You really have the gall to assault your headmaster? Wow!
Ya must have a death wish ‘cause Monokuma's back in town!
You can hardly give a scare bear, so I don’t really care bear,
But stepping to your headmaster is something you wouldn’t dare bear!
I mean, Soup and Spoon? You running out of ideas man?
Your sad excuse for a story is as crappy as your cams!
I want a good fight, not a hand me down Five nights at freddys!
I’ll take down this trashy timid terrible kid touching teddy!
You better dangan-run-pal, I’m firing these quick disses
Then I’ll leave you just like Ryoma, Swimming with the Fishes!
This bear is flowin like the sewers. Despair always wins!
You dug your grave coming here, should have shared it with the kids

Mr Bear:
I've had it with your Theatrics, now you're facin' the classic
Better not change your channel 'cause Caledon's where it's at, kid!
You’re better off giving up, all your raps belong in the Junk yo.
Cause I’m crushing you with words, like what happened to Junko! 
I would cut you but I don’t want your stuffing on my floor! 
Cause just like your spin-off, the lines you spat were a bore!
It's dangerous for you to fight one who’s experienced with flames
It’s funny I get put up against this Edutainment Hunger Games!
You wanna step to a Grizzly? Rethink that thought when you’re crushed to rubbles
I kill kids, you enslave them! And you think your trouble?
You’re an idiot! And I don’t really need to make it vocal!
Since for your 10 year anniversary, you just slapped your games on Mobile.

Monokuma:
(*Laughs*) You call that a verse? Please! There's no way you’re stoppin me.
Since when you’re on the track you’re more powerless then Monomi!
This’ll be your ultimate punishment, since I’m crushing this track.
I’m addicted to despair, while you’re just addicted to crack!
I’ll leave this pedophilic Chuck E Cheese; beat like the kid in episode 23!
Slice you up; turn you to my cuisine, I’ve claimed thousands of lives, you got 16.
Your victory is a bigger mystery than Mukuro Ikusaba.
You know it’s pretty ironic nobody’s eating up your pasta
You better not spill anything, because now the tables have turned! 
Cuz after this, you’re gonna be left like Celeste. Burned.
Your verse was horrible, barely had any cohesive rhymes!
I may have killed you on the mic but now, it's punishment time!

Mr Bear:
(UGGGHHHHHH) The real punishment is the sound of your voice man.
Making everybody’s ears bleed? The pinnacle of annoyance!
With some gas and a match I'll make this burning faster
Then I'll pour out some more shots, just to end this bitchy master
The bars you spit are like your anime, boring and bland
but the pain you’ll feel from my disses are like blades in my hand
You’re pathetic. I’m Satanic. Don’t Panic, and stop your bitchin’
Cause like your entire franchise, your win was merely fiction.

Mr Bear Vs Monokuma - Viral Rap Battles!

Booster Gold: Seth
Skeets: Raichous
Kang the Conqueror: Titanium1208
Written by: Jenni No Mercy, Titanium1208, Seth W, Freshy Kanal, Jay

Cover art by Fightmarker

Not to worry citizens, I’m faced off with a loser
Who should know to Conquer the Gold, you’re gonna need a Booster!
With rhymes so bright, I gotta keep my shades on
Skeets:
This Kang looks as if he was coloured in with crayons
Booster:
Skeets, give me the rundown (His skill is non-existant)
No wonder this “tyrant” asks his enemies for assistance (True!)
Namesake richer than Richards, the decay of decades bent to me
But you should know it, (coming from the 31st century)
You have no rapping room, you LEGO headed goon
Your entire schtick’s ripped off from Doctor Doom
And here I was, thinking that my buddy Ted was the blue bug
Steer clear of the Scarlet, head back to the Fuchsia

Kang: 
In these strange circumstances, it's hard for me to swallow
That I’m challenged by a foolish Time-Warping Johnny Bravo!
I’m taking over whole worlds, expanding my dominion
You’re draped in blue with yellow too, and goggles, you’re a Minion!
Now, your pure jock stupidity does have me intrigued
of how a moron could shoe horn his way into the Justice League
With a mind of my intellect, there's no way to compete
Of course your rhymes are shit when you’re relying on Skeets!
This confidence of yours in spitting syllables is absurd
When your name was created from you stumbling over words
Always chasing fame, jumping round from squad to squad
I’m winning this gamble, don’t you go fixing the odds

Booster:
I couldn’t lose this one on purpose even if I wanted ta’
You’re falling faster than you were Fantastic floored as Rama-Tut
You wanna talk jumping? Let’s have a look at you
Kang is hopping timelines like a bloody Kangaroo! (Croikey!)
And y’know what gets me more than your death in Secret Wars?
This dude took his own life tryna measure dicks with Thor (Ooh!)
I thought my ego was big, (but you are forever thirsty)
I’ll talk to your council and find a Kang more worthy!
Though almost every other version too deserves to be trashed
Cause you went and screwed up time even worse than the Flash (Burn!)
How am I supposed to be convinced that you’re trying
When you can’t take over planets unless they’re already dying?

Kang:
Was that a script for your commercial? It lacked charm.
The realest thing about you is a robotic arm
No matter the timeline, you fail at every moment
I'm inspired! Every single thing you've earned you’ve stolen!
Never has a tale or story left me more bored
Than that buddy-cop gimmick you’ve been spinning with Kord
You suck the life and fun away from all that you’ve controlled
You’re no Supernova - only a black hole!
Making deals with Monarch just to stop your feeling feeble
Yet you turn to me and preach that I’m the one who’s evil?
Your disses were all missing as if written by your father
Bitch - I Kang. I saw. I conquered.

Booster Gold VS Kang the Conqueror - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 11

Mambo (Happily N’Ever After) vs Boingo (Hoodwinked!)
Snakebite126 as Mambo 
Dani Frias as Boingo 
Beat by Kustom
Written by TimeLord w/ help from Ethan Zagranis

Boingo:
So this Dick’s coming along to try to rip off my schtick?
I’m standing tall, cause after all, you’re used to scales being tipped
Can’t take your name seriously, like, “Ooh! Watch out for Mambo!”
Though from your pig friend to your lame jokes, I thought your name was Timon!
I thought I was done with sidekicks after dealing with Muffin Man’s crap
You’re all yap and no zap, even with your wizard’s magic staff
Leaving you even more purple, cause this bunny’s dominating
If you thought you could win, then you’ve been Hoodwinked, baby!
I’ve always had a distaste for those who try to be “hood”
Keep climbing those trees; i’ll still be Top of the Woods
I never thought I’d ever see a Greek Chorus that couldn’t sing
I left this fairy tale fractured, and he won’t have a happy ending!

Mambo:
Nothing matches the heat this purple cat’s gonna bring
Another boring twist villain? It’s always the same thing...
The Wizard told me to never let my skills get out of hand
But I’m about to outrap this rabbit like it’s a verbal avalanche
A little bit of your 4 goons couldn’t stop Mambo Number 5
So nonsensical, you must have used an Easter egg to write your lines
Getting beat by an old granny? Sheesh, the Prince was less pathetic
No need to bring in Munk when this bad bunny’s already pig-headed
I guess I shoulda known to never trust a bunny with a mic
Cause goodies aren’t the only thing this knockoff Lecter has swiped
Your plot twist is so cut-rate, even the woodsman could tell
The only bars you’ll ever have are the ones from your jail cell!

Mambo vs Boingo - Rap Battle

I make Rap Battles, that's about it, you can join my discord server too ig
https://discord.gg/mDkayb4

Epic Rap Battles of Nostalgic is an Epic Rap Battles of History style rap battle series with the focus of using nostalgic fictional characters.

Series run by Matt Raichous

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