Coming Up Short started with a lowly punk named JD who had all the fire in his belly to be a rock star, but all he could do on his own was play awful Oasis covers. To fulfill his vision, he enlisted the help of two mythical creatures: Ian, the most sexually active fairy in the valley, and Samm, a dragon with the head of a Puerto Rican and the body of a Puerto Rican. After a few hours of dicking around on their instruments, a wormhole opened up from Dimension 7 and spat out Crew, the most handsome musical genius to ever write this biography. The boys had chemistry, but they unfortunately did not have a bass player. Upon this realization, Ian started crying blood, Samm flew into a rage and choked a panda to death, JD blew up a Chevrolet dealership and Crew started throwing boulders in random directions. One of the boulders landed on a finance major named Steve, killing him instantly. After sweet-talking the devil, Steve was allowed to come back to life on the condition that he become a sex slave/bass player for the band for all of eternity.

Thanks to the horrible legal system of this corrupt capitalist society, these five complete fucking lunatics are somehow allowed to roam the streets, date our women and write music. The rickety hamster wheel that is Coming Up Short’s collective mind now offers your community the best of two musical genres: cliché anti-authority punk & novelty songs written by an autistic drug addict. By working together and loving the essence of music, Coming Up Short intends to tear down the patriarchy, fight the system and punch the world in the butt one cheek at a time.

Also, be sure to watch The Coming Up Short S&M Hour every Wednesday at 10 a.m. on Nick Jr.

Vocals - Jason "JD" Daq
Guitar - Crew Newcomer
Guitar - Samm Boscana
Bass - Steven Sullivan
Drums - Ian Haffling

This is a collective account of 3 bands.

The following bands are:

KUDOS
Trevor Benson-Guitar
Kyle Woods-Drums

LURE
Shane Brewer-Guitar
Trevor Benson-Bass
Kyle Woods-Drums

CHOIR
Derek Peel-Vocals
Trevor Benson-Guitar
Shane Brewer-Bass
Kyle Woods-Drums
 
(Kyle is the ADMIN for this account.)

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