RNG as Hanzo Shimada
RaccoonBroVA as Claude von Riegan

Malina Rose as Edelgard von Hrsevelg

Beat Produced by: Black Rose
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Hanzo:
This battle's started, and I'll be the one who's striking
You're first on my list and you won't be the last not to my liking
Going down when I'm rhyming, a school kid will not topple me
Your game won't change when out the equation; simple geometry

Claude:
Woah there, pineapple head. You can't be that rude
When the arms you shoot your arrows with look like a public bathroom
That's crude, with a broken bow, I still draw high
While with your powers, you're still the worst archer since Hawkeye

Hanzo:
What's a dragon to a deer? Let's just make the battle clear
Must be baffling my ears, you are at another tier
You got a whole neckbeard, best know your niche
Killed one guy then went "racism’s no more",
Bitch, you should dip from this midconvo like my name is Ingrid
Chess became a dating sim and now we got this inbred
Instead, I'll just shoot you ‘til your clan dies out
I'm climbing walls, so come take this for an upside down
Confessed your love to your teacher then you walked off
You should make like her and not talk
Put my voice by Jackie Chan, yours is a Twitch streamer
The same one that'd look at my montages for hits cleaner

Claude:
There's a difference between me and you in houses
I'm running one and you're just a poster so Trump bounces, that sounds shit
A street gang can't compare to that blood of royalty
So I'll joyfully kick your ass if you dare try to soil me, yup
You'll need more healing than your brother, if I'll be honest
The one you "killed" then turned into a Best Buy product
And now I got em and you on sight, I'm bouta take some bodies
And having you burn in hell like you're Hanzo….Hasashi, oh
Half your roster's bitches Lorenz simps over
You rock a DPS but that's some BS that you odor
Take this burn and cry about your honor, I'm in my element
And I've seen better aim out of a Minecraft Skeleton

Hanzo:
At least my game rocks anime sword fighters
You needed waifus in order to get yours higher
Eating up this track and the dragons will eat you now
Like ryūu ga waga teki wo kurau

Claude:
Kinda funny that you think that you'd be skewing me
Played by toxic players then you took an arrow to the-

Edelgard:
No, we're not doing that

Claude:
Ugh, alright
Just another thief that I'll banish after a long wait
While getting dropped for Widowmaker, that's what I call fate

Hanzo vs. Claude

The authors of unknown and incomprehensible horrors face off in a rap battle.

JustGamer as Junji Ito
Tony Rigatoni as H. P. Lovecraft (video)
RaccoonBroVA as H. P. Lovecraft (audio)
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan. Oofie, MaviKartal2003
Additional writing help by Cri, WDRB and M&Matt 
Research done by MaviKartal2003
Edited by Oofie and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Beatg33kz
Cover art by KCToons

Junji Ito (0:15):
Ito’s flow gets dough you didn't know
So I’ll hit you with unseen horrors
Walk through my rap mountain and be a tourist
You made the mold, now like Amigara, I’mma leave it broken!
Notice, how an inspiration
Like my own set of manga collection
Able to beat your whole sheet of mythical beasts
With classics like Uzamaki and Tomie! 
Yeah sure, later on you had an impact
But from your early life, you were in fact
Never able to sustain yourself
Until you died, dust stayed on your shelves
For Lovecraft’s entire life, he was far too poor and sickly
Many games came from his work, but Howard couldn’t keep his HP

H. P. Lovecraft (0:44):
From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.
The lines recited were hypocrisy when even YOU look up to me!
Horrors were actually scary back when
I was in charge, and not this sick man’s discharge
But now the OG H.P. is back in 
Can’t stand up to me even with legs on fish, sharks!
I crafted a genre, shocked readers for ages
Instilling dismay when they’re flipping the pages
A shame, you lent your work to Kojima’s game
Then it all went to shit and it left fans outrageous 
I summon ocean flow that crashes down harder than Cthulhu
whereas you flopped even harder than the anime horror collection’s debut!
Lovecraft’s the horror god! Show you this roarer’s thoughts
This wit doesn’t miss, forging the motherfuckin’ Necronomicon
Fostering these flocks of hellspawn
The juggernaut of fear, undermine whatever you have drawn
Writing talent that just can’t be likened
Make like your finale and storm out here frightened 
Dental technician but you pack no bite
Ito’s got a kickin’ from this hallow’s fright!

Junji Ito (1:28):
Those fillers in your rap made it drier than City of Pillars
But judging from my manga Shiver, they’ll call me a serial killer
You went from the Nameless City 
To the readers going: “Name less shit, please!”
With those mythos, you couldn’t spit flow
Your films were a shitshow, it shows!
Can’t keep up the pace, of course you’re a race-ist
Who couldn’t give needs to his family for days, and
You only cursed the paper writing on it
While HP still haunts paper across the nation!
That tumour had left you for dead (Ah!)
Gyo is filled up with dread! (Ah!)
The cats have all become my friends (Aw!)
But with your cat’s name: enough said! (Ah...)

H. P. Lovecraft (1:57):
How can your little Inside Story cast a Shadow Over the Titan of Horror? 
When every story in your inventory's simply body gore porn? (Eugh…)
I got pitted against a peculiar lonely fanatic of cats
Who’s eaten from so much of my work: call you Junji Itadakimasu!
A Beast In The Cave and a beast on the beat
Shan’t need The Alchemist to Love-craft your defeat
Junji’s just jealous that he can’t compete
When I’ve got whole subgenres named after me
Seen better Uzumakis from Naruto, so what makes you think you’re superior?
But now I end this rap battle as the Cthulhu to this inferior!

Junji Ito vs H.P. Lovecraft. SIR Rap Battles (ft. JustGamer & RaccoonBroVA)

9-10-21, THE RECKONING

Ken as Mae Borowski
garbageGothic as Max Caulfield

Aaron was here, tiny balls

Beat Produced by: hala-X
Written by: Danii
Additional Writing Help by: Legengo
Mixed by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Mae:
Jeez, I thought I was done with schools being a circus
But here’s High School Musical with lesbian fanservice
thinkin’ that she’ll earn this? I think it’s best that Doctor Who should hide
Effing up all the time for your precious bestie who was your whole plot and still died
Been swamped with guilt ever since Kate Marsh
Your lips could be normal and we wouldn’t be in the same park
I knocked down a cult and stopped the flow of body piles
While it took you a whole week to find the full case of a Kyle
“But I saved my friend’s dad, so that must stop the drama”
Congrats, dude, your turned Chloe to Hector Salamanca
You’re a mess, Max, I’ll just walk back home without this excess
You would walk back home and be notified of more death threats
Or was that a promo?
How could you throw rhymes at me if you’re too pussy even for me to go submit your own photo
Know I rock it solo and I’m steppin’ up to bat
to make a rat go silent that we’d have to name wack Ruby and Max

Max:
Yeah, I don’t think I’m one on fighting back
But felines spitting these lines against Mad Max ain’t where it at
You’d be dead from the weather if anything
But now I’m on this track, I think I’m gonna rap
Guess you ain’t havin’ good therapy from what you got, Mae
Your team’s a theater kid, a redditor and a goth, Mae
All who you speedran disappointing from what you’re on, Mae
Maybe asking Selmers would fix poetry so sloppy
The closest that you were to me was in your dreams
Your Night in the Woods needed your ass saved by Germ, yeesh
Shouldn’t you be asking for a refund ‘bout your classes?
‘Stead you’re here getting your ass handed by Max, bitch

Mae:
Didn’t think you’d keep debate, these are just uneven rates
Eatin’ pizza with my mates, you’re just stuck in Pizzagate
While you’re friendzoning Warren, know that I ain’t playin’ nice
But you’re not a shock, and I got electrocuted twice
Your MMD lookin’ animation just makes me sad
That verse was embarrassing, can’t warn Alyssa for that
Kiss on my whole effing ass, wondering on why you’re lonely
Saying “oh crap, I just beat the game by being nosy”
No, not nosebleed, so you can stay in time
But abusive Aunt Mall Cop won’t bust in to say your lines
Ooh, I get turnt at the parties that you can’t go to
Your tear fest could make another storm come out and choke you
So you can go ahead, spill the beans if you don’t slip on it 
Just a social outcast who stay thinkin’ that she still got it

Max:
This dark-mode Zootopia still thinks that she’s a game changer?
But she can’t be that important if she’s a bass player
Nightmare Eyes can’t see this L, how she think this endin’ well
Your building with Gregg had you back on the floor and ringin’ bells
Character so 2-D, no wonder just shapes are blossoming
With a game so trash, they had to name your city Possum Springs
Rhymes Garbo but without the Malloy
Your petty crimes won’t come in time when it’s the track I destroy
Not even employed, Chloe’s already gave a pet fatalities
Don’t need to waste time playing BoJack Horseman for kids with confused sexualities
Call this you playing sports, you’re gonna tank
Scoring home-runs with Andy but saying “ooh, you are screwed”
Your budget for a sequel would’ve paid back Frank
‘til your creator had to be the real version of the Dark Room
Too soon? I can’t be losing to furry Prescott
Who’s next spot’s either E621 or the damn litter box
Seems you’re out of time, didn’t think the matchup fit you
So best you run away, but don’t let the cliff come hit you

Mae Borowski vs. Max Caulfield

Warrior Duel

Titanium1208 as Roronoa Zoro
AdamUber as Ike
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by CreeperPasta
Beat prod. by 2Deep
Written by Me

Zoro:
Three swords on my side, one hand on the mic
It's a homicide, this one man mob on Ike
Can cause more bloodshed, than any of your saga's wars can
Still I refuse to lose to one who calls himself a swordsman
Except for smash and heroes, in recent times you've been off
I'm a true warrior, while you were cut from that spinoff
Two ways we can deal with this, I'll be your leader or enemy
Shattering your weapon triangle, lancers can't put a dent in me
So your cat pals can come bite, I'll take my sword to a gun fight
You've met many a foe but you've never faced one like
The straw hats, we make waves government dogs drown in
In combat, we take pain and dish it back in thousands
Robin could take you on with her bare hands
Should limit myself to one blade to give you a fair chance
Hope you know, I'm not the axe wielders you've crossed at sea
If you can't think of comeback, you'll get no sympathy from me

Ike:
I'm a soldier of fortune, warrior with a heart of gold
While you're stuck grasping at straws I went and broke the mold
Didn't need to be a blue-blood just to put my crew up
Stay out of the kitchen, even dinner knives leave you cut
Winning this fight's a cinch since you're so easy to agitate
That and the fact you're always lost, Nami ain't here to navigate 
So try to find your own way out through a map of assassins
If you think you can take us, your head's as empty as your captain's
I'm hoping your eye opened to true growth and progression
Could fight a war in the time you'll escape whatever land you're left in
I fought the senate's private goons, broke their tomes, and made their tombs
I'd carve through your world nobles, I've even left a god with wounds
Equipped with swords and axes that leave high powers impaled
Not even with Haki could you hope to touch the son of Greil

Zoro:
On the grand line, I already level armies to advance 
And unlike you my growths aren't left up to chance 
A first draft pick for the captain, worst generation status too
You're leader cause of nepotism, meppo wasn't bad as you
You'll need a prayer to win, with lines as sickly as your bishop
Even Sanji can't compare to the Phoenix flames I kick up
I've seen wild apes with blades that would make you retreat
Screw your phases, my turn ends right after your defeat 
Between the words that you've heard and the touch of my blades
I'll murk this merc, put him through three thousand worlds of pain

Ike:
Prepare yourself if that's hill that you're willing to die on 
I left the Black Knight looking like the one from Monty Python
You need a shoulder to cry on with the bitterness you spew 
I fight for my friends while you argue with your crew
Nihil, now your skills don't matter
I will, leave your blades all shattered
Ragnell, the one I'm equipping
Aether, now you're another victim
Between your lines and all the grog in the system of this outlaw
You're the one left burned and like Kuina, trippin to your downfall

Roronoa Zoro Vs Ike - Rap Battle

Pardon me while I vent.

(Hook)
You rushing up only to stab me in the fucking back
Then I confront you about it and all you do is backtrack
You’re the reason that the blood from my wrist is on the knife
That’s a fact, bring it back, you make me wanna end my life
You rushing up only to stab me in the fucking back
Then I confront you about it all you do is backtrack
You’re the reason that the blood from my wrist is on the knife
That’s a fact, bring it back, you make me wanna end my life

(Verse)
“Nah man it’s not like that, don’t worry we’re cool”
Don’t bullshit and give me a false sense of security dude
“You don’t understand, all you do is misconstrue fuck you”
All these petty insults all over, what is this preschool?
Tell me the fucking truth, I know you’re hiding it behind there
Got me fucking duped, you’re telling me some lies despite there
Being tons of evidence pointing to the contrary
I thought you were my friends, you were supporting me but barely
I poured out my fucking heart for you so you understood me
Then I find out all of you could never fucking stand me
You dragged me, into all your political bullshit
Because you knew I’d never speak up and just endure it
I’m done being silent, and I’m done being pulled around
Start being violent, start putting bodies to the ground
You thought you’d get away with this, fuck you, you lost
All the mental trauma caused is something that you need to stop
You all belong to rot in hell I hope it’s painful
Taking advantage of your power? Fuckin' shameful
Ungrateful, pricks, fuck all your, cliques
Fuck your politics, AND SUCK MY DICK

(Hook)
You rushing up only to stab me in the fucking back
Then I confront you about it and all you do is backtrack
You’re the reason that the blood from my wrist is on the knife
That’s a fact, bring it back, you make me wanna end my life
You rushing up only to stab me in the fucking back
Then I confront you about it and all you do is backtrack
You’re the reason that the blood from my wrist is on the knife
That’s a fact, bring it back, you make me wanna end my life

BACKSTABBER (Prod. K KAY Beats)

Rap Batlte

Trakked as This Man
Spidey Fam as Spiderman
Fightmarker as Batman
IcerM as Slenderman
??? as Omni Man
Mint W. as Penis Man


This Man:
Peter Parker? More like Penis Parker.
You better run along home from this like a pizza parlor.
I bet you completely forgot to write your lines
-
I bet that right now you're thinking of a Crispy Chicken Sandwich
If I got it right you should purchase a Crispy Chicken Sandwich only for $7.99 at aaaaAAAAHHHH FUCK
You're literally from New York 
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spiderman:
Fuck off dude I don't care fuck you you stupid fuck
I literally just dont fucking care holy absolute fuck
I dont need to dream of sex with your mom and also your dad
Those rhymes are like your creepypasta: BAD
I have already leaked your current coordinates to the feds
I have web shoooters so prepare to be shot by my webs
There are currently 5 wanted criminal masterminds on the run
So, sadly, I will now leave this "Rap Battle".

Batman:
Spiderman, I saw your Google search history
I will beat you in this Epic Rap Battle of Kitchenry
They call me the Batman because I cannot see my parents
I think that my win is very apparent
I am the one and only roguelike, there is no other
They call me the Batman because I will echolocate your mother
Aren't you... like a scientist, Spiderman?
In that case, why don't you suck on deez NUTS!
They call me the Batman because I am like a bat
While they don't call you the Batman at all (Robin: Facts!)
This Man? You are like an SCP
That is because you are like an anomaly
Like the 1995 movie Batman Forever, I am Batman Forever
When will you defeat me? Never
I'm about to cause you fucking liberals some pain
They call me the Batman because I am Bruce Wayne

Slenderman:
Hello, it is me British Slenderman
I will become more cool than you ever can
I am so evil that I made Banner vs Jenner
I'm going to kill you and send you to the nether
There are ten million million million particles in the universe
You took all the stupid ones and put them in your Twitter posts
Call me Senderman because I'm taking the L
I bet when you die you’re gonna go to hell
(hums the beat melody for four lines)
Wait wasnt I supposed to write sixteen lines
(I got that jart, pull up in that cart,)

Penis Man:
TOWERING OVER YOUR PEENER HAS ARRIVED
DONT ADJUST YOUR WEEN WHATS HAPPENING IS LIVE

The Man Royale - Spiderman vs This Man

It's been a while since I covered this so I figured I'd do it again to get some more singing practice in.

Hey There Delilah (Plain White T's Cover)

Mixed by Special Inquisitor rayyan
written by Jay Savage 
Thumbnail by Jotaseis
Beat by epistra 
SamAntyx as Monika 
Vibripple as yozora 

"watch haganai"

**Lyrics are in the link below**
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qzEdjYaBDC-SLFqmHwHEBo-HPEFmbVhEkzuPPsSF40w/edit?usp=sharing

Monika Vs Yozora Mikazuki - Savage Battles bonus

In our Halloween Special of OVARB, we got two characters dealing in death. the Shinigami Boogiepop vs the Arbiter Decim.

Decim: Titanium1208

Boogiepop: K.C.

Prod: Dansonn

Written by: MetalFire

Mixed by: Rayyan

Decim:
Good evening I’m Decim, here to chat in rhyme
Who knew I’d be visited by the kid from Hat in Time
Rap battle rules are simple from what I’ve observed
I have to do what I’m best at: leaving guests served
My words pierce more than a dart to the heart
So much it’ll rip this DID case apart
Your novels traveled the Seas, but that ship sank
Ironic this urban legend couldn’t circulate bank
Now the fans you do have claim your storys bold
The Distortion King couldn’t turn your anime gold
Acting arrogant every time you get in a fight
Echoes made your superior using a flash of light
I can sympathize with Touka for how much you hurt her
By hindering her relationship even further
Humanity would be fine if you were destroyed
So please take a right and you’ll find the void

Boogiepop:
Oh how disappointing I thought you’d drop fire
Your opening gave the impression that you would be Flyer
One tug of my strings and I protect the population
You don’t even pull the strings in your operation
This is to whom the deceased are dropped off
A lowly arbiter I overtower with my top off
Whose head would be better off chopped off
These flows are automatic when Boogie-pops off!
Your job you proudly claim and yet it's a shame
Judging the dead is now these childish games
We’re beings to keep it straight it's in our style
As such, please wipe off that ridiculous smile
It’s no surprise you’re facing this Shinigami
When your show is still kicking cause of Yagami
Should’ve feared for yourself once you saw me
Did you learn how to kill yourself from Kurokami?

Decim:
So I heard about how teens give you attention
And how your film is too horrid for them to mention
You can add battle rap to that list of failed feats
Learn from the Manticore on how to eat beats
If you see the Imaginator give them my regards
Even if I needed no help to see your loss in the cards
With whom I judge I have to be blunt and direct
You’ve led an unfulfilling life I’d never respect

Boogiepop:
Did you think those monotone lines would cut deep?
Didn’t need to serve a drink to put me to sleep
As her successor Quin saw you as vital
Yet here you are at the bottom of the bars title
Hell that absent minded valet is higher up
You’re better suited with your dummys all wired up
Even in this world of which lacks certainty and reason
We’d sooner see Snow in April than your 2nd season

Decim vs Boogiepop- OVARB (Anime Rap Battles Bonus)

Horizons

I DON’T HAVE NO ISSUES WITH THE NEXT BITCH NEXT BITCH….

NEXT B!+CH JAZZIN (NBJ)

hello guys I'm Jay savage and I post my rap battle series here on SoundCloud so enjoy if you could subscribe to my youtube channel i post random funny stuff over there thanks a bunch!  :D

Monika Vs Yozora Mikazuki - Savage Battles bonus

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