Warrior Duel

Titanium1208 as Roronoa Zoro
AdamUber as Ike
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by CreeperPasta
Beat prod. by 2Deep
Written by Me

Zoro:
Three swords on my side, one hand on the mic
It's a homicide, this one man mob on Ike
Can cause more bloodshed, than any of your saga's wars can
Still I refuse to lose to one who calls himself a swordsman
Except for smash and heroes, in recent times you've been off
I'm a true warrior, while you were cut from that spinoff
Two ways we can deal with this, I'll be your leader or enemy
Shattering your weapon triangle, lancers can't put a dent in me
So your cat pals can come bite, I'll take my sword to a gun fight
You've met many a foe but you've never faced one like
The straw hats, we make waves government dogs drown in
In combat, we take pain and dish it back in thousands
Robin could take you on with her bare hands
Should limit myself to one blade to give you a fair chance
Hope you know, I'm not the axe wielders you've crossed at sea
If you can't think of comeback, you'll get no sympathy from me

Ike:
I'm a soldier of fortune, warrior with a heart of gold
While you're stuck grasping at straws I went and broke the mold
Didn't need to be a blue-blood just to put my crew up
Stay out of the kitchen, even dinner knives leave you cut
Winning this fight's a cinch since you're so easy to agitate
That and the fact you're always lost, Nami ain't here to navigate 
So try to find your own way out through a map of assassins
If you think you can take us, your head's as empty as your captain's
I'm hoping your eye opened to true growth and progression
Could fight a war in the time you'll escape whatever land you're left in
I fought the senate's private goons, broke their tomes, and made their tombs
I'd carve through your world nobles, I've even left a god with wounds
Equipped with swords and axes that leave high powers impaled
Not even with Haki could you hope to touch the son of Greil

Zoro:
On the grand line, I already level armies to advance 
And unlike you my growths aren't left up to chance 
A first draft pick for the captain, worst generation status too
You're leader cause of nepotism, meppo wasn't bad as you
You'll need a prayer to win, with lines as sickly as your bishop
Even Sanji can't compare to the Phoenix flames I kick up
I've seen wild apes with blades that would make you retreat
Screw your phases, my turn ends right after your defeat 
Between the words that you've heard and the touch of my blades
I'll murk this merc, put him through three thousand worlds of pain

Ike:
Prepare yourself if that's hill that you're willing to die on 
I left the Black Knight looking like the one from Monty Python
You need a shoulder to cry on with the bitterness you spew 
I fight for my friends while you argue with your crew
Nihil, now your skills don't matter
I will, leave your blades all shattered
Ragnell, the one I'm equipping
Aether, now you're another victim
Between your lines and all the grog in the system of this outlaw
You're the one left burned and like Kuina, trippin to your downfall

Roronoa Zoro Vs Ike - Rap Battle

Frankenstein’s Monster:
LEGO set from pizzeria against me? In no mood to play!
I choke you with your own wires, this time you thrown away!
You don’t spit ill, ironic with fandom so toxic
Step to me, get neck snapped like toy, Foxy
Flow gold like Fredbear, I give you the death stare
Try to be terrifying, but map bots make people scared
We have characters with same names, is that coincidental?
But now ripping-off Jekyll and Hyde with a sun—I’m skeptical!
This monster leaves your FNaF World Glam-rocked
Toss you out like Bonnie and leave your mouth springlocked
It’s not ‘84, but you still come to me and bite?
Rule34 puts real meaning to “getting quirky at night”
I murder William in one night, I bring father to tears
You killed by William in one night, you can’t kill him for years! (raaah!)
Once upon a time, your game scary and eerie
Then people got confused because of gender and Game Theory!

Mangle:
Better fix your grammar if you want to fight this A.I.
Illiterate Shrek is nothing compared to my franchise
Damn right, you’re on candid camera, so sit tight
And I just might let you survive until the fifth night
You killed an innocent man and let the servant get slaughtered
Then you beg for a girlfriend, but she gets tossed in the water
Thought you’d get revenge on dad by killing Elizabeth
Well now I’m here, the one you shouldn’t have dissed!
Your lines are just like your clothes: old and shabby
While this hot-headed machine is spitting colder than daddy
In this battle you’re my Puppet because you’re no Music Man
Make lyrics that are less withered if you wanna join this band
Your story is complete trash, I’ll shove it in Chica’s beak
My timeline’s less complex than the reasons behind this freak
After listening to you, I can see why you were abandoned
You’re a Nightmare to your father who he wishes he kept dead!

Frankenstein’s Monster:
It’s shocking this machine still hanging around
Well this phantom not fantastic; my raps will burn you down
Be like Scott and retire ‘cause this battle make me tired
My story liked for years with no help from Markiplier

Mangle:
No amount of zapping could make this idiot bright
So quick to murder Henry, but no so quick with your lines
And when your enemy dies, you resort to suicide?
You've reached the very end, but you're not the victor, Frankenstein!

Cast/Crew:
SPM1000 as Frankenstein’s Monster
JesseBox as Mangle
Written by DonivideR & SPM1000
Mixed by Light
Beat by Marsad Men
Art and Cover by Grasman

Frankenstein's Monster vs. Mangle - Crazy Diss Wars

We're back biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiatch

RaccoonBroVA as [Agent Name] (audio)
Cri as [Agent Name] (video)

swizkii as Skip (audio)
Pixel Chris as Skip (video)

Backgrounds by flow21z 
Cover Art by Rabi
Mixed by ENNWAY
Beat by ToneJonez
Beat Mix by Pixel Chris and ENNWAY


[AGENT NAME]:
My name is [AGENT NAME], welcome to the house tour
We’ve placed tons of drones and cameras in this house for
Recreating it online, making a “snapshot” of any home
But for [OPPONENT NAME] I fire “snap-shots” at any foe
So I’ll make it clear [OPPONENT NAME], Skip is it?
As a real estate expert, I’ll pay your home a visit-
OH GOD this place reeks of low poly models
The amount of children’s scribbles for wallpaper is awful
Come with Dread X, skills more missing than chat on live feed’s
I come out on web browsers and MatPat plays me on a live stream
I know it’s a parody, but still, your executions poor
Because the host of this kid’s show is nothing but a TorpleDork

Skip:
Well hi there, my name’s Skip and welcome to my house
I was getting ready for my Halloween party, but I guess I’m down
To battle this pathetic salesman with the worst listings
Because it’s easy when you come up shorter than my Uncle Jimmy
I take notes from Blues Clues, but I’d be more of a Steve that Burns 
Got that flannel drip on Halloween, Lumberjack-o-lantern
I went up to your girl like “Wass poppin B?”
Call her Ted the Toolman, I gave her something long and skinny
I must be close to an objective left by Chip, huh-
Oh! It's a W! But it seems I already took it with us!
Your suspicious actions are obvious, there’s no need to pretend

The Ulimate Gamer:
Our game is like quests for swords

Skip:
It's a hidden gem!
Even the Wizrat would spit raps that are less cheesy
Than your diss trash like it’s the It’s plan: wrecked easy
I’m blowing some off steam, like I’m the bathroom faucet
Facing me is suicide, you’re another skeleton in your closet

[AGENT NAME]:
Ok Mr 2 Brain Cells, you think the two of us can go now?
You don’t even own the keys to open doors in your own house
No wonder I work with Northtree, you look up to me
I’m owning you on the beat with no additional fees
I started the opening scene and it already made my eyes hurts
But it seems that’s just the Chip’s Tip of the iceberg
I can check off reasons why we don’t match in wits-
d ont  loo k  at  it  d o nt look at  it
Your green screen game has the worst graphics ever s a    w
Just let it s i  nk in that you’re taking a loss
I win by far more than a h   a i  r, it seems you’re done kid
You couldn’t leave a sc r a t c  h while I leave you CORRUPTED
Alright you man child little shit, I’ll fucking tear you to pieces
Discard your body after 9 to 5 selling leases 
Rapping against the freshest salesman and you think you’ll ball too?
You’ll pay the price for facing me, so expect a call soon

Skip:
Try your best, but you can’t stop what’s discovered
Putting newer X’s on your eyes, these crosses will cover
Your victims won’t compare to the loss you will suffer
Attempts at being shady are like Peat Moss but dumber
My game is unique, you’re lost with the others
Finding my friend’s, but I’m not fond of your numbers
Honestly, I’m just not shocked by your blunders
If I looked like you, my stocks would shudder

Earl:
He can’t catch up like my fish 

Sanchez:
El matadero de este coño no vale nada

The Party Wizard:
As I rock the party, my wizarding would leave him crying to his mama

Skip
Thanks for visiting! Looks like I’ll be making no offer
But I’ll call if the basement needs more company, as if I was the father

Swoldow as The Ulimate Gamer
Tibbs as Earl
CreeperPasta as Sanchez
Pixel Chris as The Party Wizard

Chips Tips Vs The Open House - Hip Hop Hassles

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yyCM9vJd9X3SvoxC5fLrM6-PoeOKgtvA26Kj0ZZc3DI/edit
MetaMachine as Frosty the Snowman
KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Belle Beniko as Holiday Narrator
Written by MetaMachine
Chiseled by Shimario and Mancha
Beat arrangement and mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next time: "Explosive Outbursts" (ft. Alex M. and garbageGothic)

Frosty the Snowman vs. Hat Kid

thumbnail by nooby i'll post the lyrics later

The Deep vs Squidward. Shorts Rap Battles

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
FNAF Versus Anything
Robotic Fizarolli vs. Funtime Freddy

Robotic Fizarolli (0:14):
H-hey there implings! Wait a minute- what’s that my sensors spot?
A-a-ah, an overhyped unliked bear who should’ve been left to rot! (Whoo!)
Shipped straight from Big Ozzie’s factory, this teddy bear wants to battle me?
Oh Freddy-dee, you flatter me! I’ll rip out your Ennards and leave you trampled, see?
You’re quite bad at your job if humor’s what you’re after
You’re a kiddie killin’ captor, I’m the comic bringing laughter
There’s nothing your voice mimic could do to top this wacky rapper
After I grab this rope and have you swinging from the rafters
Don’t need a frontal lobe when your mindless gameplay’s cheap jumpscares for a light scream
I mean Scott keeps on spooning and scooping you clean like it’s some Fazbear’s Fright-Cream
Just face it you’re basic, your 8-bit games have made your hated name G-rated
With your complicated lore and public shame, it’s no wonder your fame has faded
You used to be a Hot Topic, but then Scott got swooned by corporate evil
He sold out to Funko and MacFarlane for cash, but I’ll still POP this weasel (laughter)

Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon (0:59):
Hey Bon-Bon, it’s the birthday boy! Why don’t you play nice and say hi to our friend?
Freddy, this clown belongs with Baby but he’ll be back there before the hour ends (Chuckles)
It’s a Funtime when I hop on the mic, unlike you and your gang of Hazbin stars
Cuz when I rap in a fight, I’m packin’ the bite, you’ll see Freddy has Fazbars!
I mean how self-encoding can his programming be? He’s not even the real Fizzarolli!
He’s just ripping off the ripoff of me, this Dollar General Jevil thinks he’s earned bein’ cocky?
This toxic animatronic needs fixin’, maybe then you could try it, Sparky
Though from what we’ve seen from your posters and marketing… you’re used to “private parties”!

Robotic Fizarolli (1:30):
Ooh, somebody’s salty! Chuck E. Cheesier doesn't know the first thing about rapping
I’ve been more entertained by Blitzo’s jokes, and even then I wasn’t laughing

Funtime Freddy (1:37):
What a party pooper! Fizz is hardly super, especially when in his rapping stupor
Why don’t you Fizza-rolli pollie away like the kids when they hear your humor? (Ha!)

Robotic Fizarolli (1:44):
It took a VR title just to regain your relevance? Seems like innovation’s where your Help’s Wanted
You’re callin’ me toxic? Look at your fanbase residence, no wonder your creator’s haunted 

Funtime Freddy (1:52):
Nobody loves you anymore, after your death everything’s been going swell
Better call it “oo oo and” ‘cuz you’re taking all the L’s! (Maniacal laughter)

Robotic Fizarolli (2:00):
Sure, everyone used to adore your series, a lonely startup acting teary
But now everyone’s descending Into Madness with all your dreary theory queries
Now your timeline’s gone bye bye, it’s time to end this indie tragedy! 
There’s nothing left to salvage, take a bow! It’s the end of Five Rhymes at Freddy’s!

Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon (2:14):
Your mutated friends can’t step to the Freddy Crew (Ooh!)
A back alley scrap pile is where you’re headed to (True!)
Tried to make a difference, but your chances blew (Yeah?)
I’d prefer Trash and The Gang to any of you! (Ohhhhh!) (Airhorn plays)
Your lines were so full of cheese that I’d almost wanna eat ya
But if I’m Chuck E. Cheese, that makes you ShowBiz Pizza! (Maniacal Laughter)
It’s shocking, isn’t it? Seems you’re not law-suited to handle losses, without a doubt
I mean, it’s pretty obvious when your Sister’s Location gets more clout
It’s time to shut down this run-down clown, I’m done with his fun and his games
My fire lines have made this the second time that you’ve gone up in flames! (Ha ha!)

Michael Stark as Robotic Fizarolli

Snakebite126 as Funtime Freddy
Azia as Bon-Bon

Written by: Michael Stark
Produced by Beatg33ks
Mixed by Michael Stark

Robotic Fizzarolli vs. Funtime Freddy - FNAF Vs Anything

Hey whaddaya know I release battles

Mancha (UBERocity) as Elder Kettle
Matt Raichous as Hopediah Plantar
Prod. by InsaneBeatz
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by JK03
Special thanks: Raisu Battle, RNG, MetaMachine, Quizzique, Snakebite126

LYRICS:
Elder Kettle:
I thought my boys already beat some frogs in a standoff
Unless you’re their grandpa, but after an edge sand-off
This fight would end no different if I just went and slept in
It’s my radio against your cane; of course you’re getting poor reception
You’re a revolutionary icon, so it’s a pity
That despite your claims to “eat the rich”, you’re still a slave to Disney
I’ll leave your HP draining, as I go in for the kill
It’s fitting that this Farmer got screwed over by a Bill

Hop Pop:
Felicia’s equipment came to life to blow steam at me?
Well, call in King Andrias, ‘cause I’m about to spill the tea
How ‘bout you eat some veggies, not that sweet garbage you’re craving?
The last time your house had greens in it, it was a home invasion
Now, I’d be nicer, but Fleischer miser’s none the wiser
When I reverse the roles, spit fire on this baby in a diaper
We both have mashed up garbage in an effort to get rich,
But my dishonesty pales in comparison to what’s spat out by Netflix

Elder Kettle:
You’re talking to a vet, so in battles, I’m a sound ten
I can tell you’re green with envy, like you’re dipping in a fountain
I can see through all the flaws you fail at masking, so I’m asking
How’d you fail at that and rapping, when acting is your passion?
Werner’s no longer the biggest rat that I’ve smelled in a fair while
‘Cause you lie to your foster daughter, leaving split ends like your hairstyle
Hey, Hop Pop & Roll, make this another fight where you’ll run
You’re only top of the pecking order when the herons come

Hop Pop:
I’m an old one, but still ripe, while you’re bursting at the seams
Lookin’ to best me with those Peashooters? Forget the ding-dang dream!
You’re a musty, rusting bucket; bustin’ you shouldn’t be that hard
I just buried a box; your boys try to bury you in the yard!
I own a snail that moves faster than you; you’re bound for the grave
Yet you still torment your children, leaving them going “I don’t feel safe!”
I’ll go back to my avocados, which leave my fame blooming, so
Why don’t you mortgage your house, just like your parent studio?

Elder Kettle vs. Hop Pop - Disney Rap Battles

Beat by me
Both voices by me
Mix by Kenos https://www.youtube.com/@KENOSISHOT
TN by gman2006. on Discord


Story time! A few weeks ago I thought, "Hey, you know what would be cool? Making an entire rap battle, beat and all, in less than two hours!"

I wrote the beat in half an hour, the lyrics in an hour, recorded it in the last half hour... got it all sent to Kenos, got the mix back same day, asked for Gman's thumbnail expertise, got that wicked fast...

And then proceeded to forget to upload it for weeks.

Ohwellyouknowwhattheysaybetterlatethannever.wav

This may or may not be redone with higher quality and better lyrics for a future release, but I wanted to show what I did now because I'm super proud of it!

Side note: Zapdos is mainly based on his iterations in the spinoffs, referencing Rescue Team and Guardian Signs in particular.


LYRICS:
ZAPDOS
Is the Power Plant jacker back from hiatus?
Primeape is less scary past prime, ain’t it?
I’m at the top of Mt Thunder while your kind’s wasted
On a vigilante fresh out of the ice! Face it
You guard a lethal weapon cause your maker bot got personal
Mega showed up and made your Montage Terminal
You know the drill, try to Mirror my Moves
But a thunder god could surely put the fear inside you

MANDRILL
I was at this centuries before you could fly
Scrap the 20, I’ll put two X’s over your eyes
Try to armor through a Squirtle shell but still they let the kill show
Now I’ll do it right back- Disarmored Armadillo
Shifty poultry shoulda stayed in Gen 1
Cause when Shiftry showed you went and let his friends run
With your OU niche depleted, it seems fitting
That a team of children’s your last means of lifting

ZAPDOS
Bitch, I know you didn’t keep that up
You’re a pushover in everyone’s elite TAS runs
And now every single remix sees a beast gassed up
But your battle isn’t even worth a rematch, bud
I’m fly like Layuda, you’re grounded like Renbow
Without any range, fire straight if you can though
Like Eagle so high you got beat from the sky
Now I’ll leave you behind, as fast as Nintendo
MANDRILL
Slow as your plotline, Sigma to Slugma
I’ll bring the dark world your audience runs from
Claim moral high ground, but this tuta-minus
Tries channeling lightning on kids when they fight him
I was built as a sentry protecting this entrance
Electric defenses your pecks never get in
Took too many hits, and now look what’s happened
No Galar, I left this attack chicken blackened

Zapdos Vs Spark Mandrill- THE RAP RING! 2 Hour Challenge

Mr. Tibbs as Todd Howard 
JustGamer as Hideo Kojima
Written by JustGamer
Chiseling by RNG
Beat by Anywaywell
Arranged by SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

Todd Howard:
Here at Bethesda, we like to work as one unit 
Guess Konami didn’t feel the same and ditched this dumb nuisance
Be prepared, cause when Todd Howard steps up to spit
The Metal Gear franchise won’t be the only thing he loses
In terms of style over substance, your name’s the first listed
Only thing you’re good at is keeping Norman Reedus in business
And those character names really make you seem witless
Captain Obvious out here assuming his players are dipshits
Your life reflects your games with how you’re spending so much time alone
At least the quests I craft don’t leave gamers on their own
Dropping nukes on the track, my rhymes can kill
The master of stealth games should disappear like Silent Hills

Hideo Kojima:
Wow, you were able to speak
I thought all I’d hear was fans clapping over your speech 
And then they’d hail you online as video game Jesus
With reasoning more vague than those Starfield teases 
I’m creating cinematic experiences for my players
You‘re creating cinematics to only play in your trailers
But dedicated fanbases, you must be the expert
I’m excited to wait years for a snippet of your next verse

Todd Howard:
Yes we like to build hype, but then our sales kill right? 
My NPCs are more engaging than any script that you’ll write
And you’re one to talk about egos, yours is high as hell
To cameo in games as God or just playing as yourself
Todd Howard’s the greatest, you might be the lamest
Even 76 could top your whole greatest game list
Face it, you’re basic, got nothing left to give your players more 
Only person praising you is Keighley at the Game Awards

Hideo Kojima:
I’m the true Dragonborn, when I spit, the mic is hot
You’ve been out cold ever since you got bought by Microsoft
Now you have no sense of direction on where to go next
While I even top you when it comes to Smash Bros reps
But I’m not taking shit when you made Fallout worse
No NPCs, a battle royale and you said “it just works”
Only thing those deserted wastelands are gaining is dust 
And they’re so filthy, it’s no wonder your games are full of bugs
Both fans and critics are asking you to make things better
Then you squeeze them dry for cash by any measure  
Got past Konami, to me, you’re another beatable foe 
That will only be known for random memeable quotes

Hideo Kojima vs Todd Howard - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Nighteye : RaccoonBroVA
King Kai : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren.
Beat Prod. : MTC Beatz
Mixed by Kamren

Nighteye :
Mirio, if you're trying to amuse me, forget it 
'Cuz I refuse to laugh from Roshi's sloppy seconds
You're slow as a turtle when getting to the punchline
I'll blitz through like Piccolo, you're wasting my time
My students smile for a brighter future
For generations to come at the cost of my life 
Yours doesn't know a thing about humor
'Cept he went home to his wife while you wait for the revive
I'll predict all the shit you'll say and switch it around
Can't say if I got jumped when the Ginyus Forced in your house
You won't get my stamp of approval 
So come take the pen from me and tell me how you've been crucial

King Kai :
That verse was a joke? You're gonna have to be more clever
Not one single chuckle, even Yamcha's done better 
And I don't mean the monkey when you're playing Bubbles dirty
But you're gonna get chased with that machine so... quirky
Now that's how to do a pun!
Though my antennas couldn't find for me to give a puck
Dude you’re a lousy schmuck, and what's worse, bud?
Got that foresight for luck, and still got a hole in your gut

Nighteye :
Don't you dare mock me for the sacrifice I made
Goku flocked to escape when got played by Cell's game
Makes sense why you're blue faced, choked when you catch fades
A God of Destruction the way you're scared, I'm wide awake!
Midoriya can't press me, what made you think you could?
Didn't need a spirit bomb, one verse was all it took
To send the North Kai south, and with that you're out
Not just a trash talking half pint, you're that and a clown

King Kai :
Don't even have the weights on but I'm dragging you downright 
Might as well call up.. oh wait! Sorry, the clock's hands' tied
You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, let alone Snake Way
A second rate Aizawa that Horikoshi left erased!
The future's set in stone? Let's take a look at your third year
All that kid end up doing was showing off his rear
He lost his quirk.. then got it back? Ironically tragic
Your final moment blew up in your face worse than Planet Namek
Have Eri rewind this battle cuz I'm twisting your film reel
Since you're more full of yourself than Goku eating a meal
But hey, thanks for the fun! I'm sure we'll meet again
When you arrive on my planet with a halo above your head


Sir Nighteye vs King Kai - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #11 (ft. RaccoonBroVA and MetaMachine)

**HEY, LITTLE GUYS!! IT'S MONTGOMERY GATOR VS ROY KOOPA - RAP BATTLE!!**

DISCLAIMER!!! This has been written and recorded since December last year, so there's NOTHING about the Ruin DLC. If you were hoping for a line about Monty in that uhhh.. Hold on lemme think
“You’re so broke and cheap you look like you do in the DLC!!”
there..

**CREDITS**

Luke Reardon as Montgomery Gator
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LukeReardon12

Cole Thompson (DillyDally) as Roy Koopa
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillydally.1104  

Video edited by Shimario 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShimarioRapBattles

Art by Luke Reardon

Written by Luke Reardon

Beat Produced by Anywaywell

Mixed by Cole Thompson (DillyDally)

Special Thanks to the bhys back at home

**LYRICS**

Monty:
Hey LITTLE GUY (hey!), you think you’re tough? You’re a SMALL FRY! (hey!)
Haven’t seen a kid so weak since a breach in security, you know by the end this KID’LL DIE (hey!)
Your bars probably WRITTEN BY (hey!), a brother with a brain of a BIGGER SIZE (hey!)
No way you’ll dismember this member of the band, remember, 
I’ll pierce through a Koopa with these CLAWS OF MINE          
So what’cha worried for? You’ve been beat before!
I’m SURE that's the reason they leave you outta the COURT
You resort to kart racing, but golf’s my SPORT
So I’ll putt you to Roxy Raceway with my club like FOOOOOORE
That's a hole in one!
Leave a turtle like Bonnie when this rap is done!
I’m Hurricane’s FINEST, my skills are the HIGHEST
Now show me your STYLE KID, I’m quick to go VIOLENT

Roy: 
I’mma show you my style, you plastic crocodile,
Each word will shoot through you just like a missile
Hit you with another lawsuit, Bullet Bills
Send you down to the trash chute, Bully Kills
You’re the lamest villain, and I know you gotta be
How could I be threatened when your name’s Montgomery? 
A golfer with an ego, and the wirings faulty
I’d have harder struggles with a mole named Monty!
You got no legs to stand on, cuz you fell off
The only shady thing about you is the shades you rock
You’re not the star of show, you’re just a Filler Croc
Dude, the paparazzi’d leave you froze in a shock
With an ego so big, it's making me wonder,
Does this mini golf gator got a mini putter?
Damn right I’m a bully, now I’m the croc hunter
Turn you to a purse and make you wish you were kinder

Monty: 
Wow, you gotta bigger mouth than your brother
Thinking you’re something but you’re just like the others
Yeah, you’re in Smash Bros, but you’re not the first Roy,
In every single matchup, you would be the worst choice!
They shoehorned this clown in a CLOWN CAR 
as an alternate costume, cuz your power is ON PAR 
With that of JUNIOR, man, you’re a LOSER
when your daddy thinks a baby’s stronger than YOU ARE
You peaked in 3, when you ruled the sky
But seeing you on the Wii, I can tell you’re dry
Now you’re as big as your mountain, and I mean your size
Your fame’s an illusion, you’re a first boss kinda guy
This Boom Boom didn’t improve,
Hasn’t had a personality since the cartoon
You’ll forever be another enemy in the fleet
Who only takes 3 taps on the head to defeat

Roy: 
DOOOH SHUT UP! I should’ve gone first..
I’m surprised FUNKO never leaked your verse
You’re one to talk, you’re only in one game
Thanks to bugs and your buds, look at what it became!
Freddy ain’t the only one to crash in a performance
Hell, anyone who played crashed from the performance!
No kid’ll choose golf over playing with lasers,
They could be stuck in a maze, or even HAVIN A RACE (EEEERRRRRrrrrrrrr)
…Never mess with a Koopaling!
Each word’s gonna sting like a lock of springs
Dude, even Lemmy got bigger balls than you 
You got crushed by your own when a screw was loose
You look confused, always walking aimlessly
Go unleash your clones, hope they’re not chasing me!
I’m the MAN who’s MANNING the CANNON
who’ll put an END to your story, now my WIN is CANON!

That's it! Hope you enjoyed this battle!

-LewK

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