Ever just want to cut loose? Feel like you're losing it?

WE ALL ARE.

Let it out (carefully). Then move on.

Wind It Up

Deserted

plains_022023

LTD Snakebyte in DADGAD (A=432Hz) through Diezel VHX again, this time a more Herbert-esque preset.  G12-K100 w/ e906 (L) and SM57 (R) blended in center track, with a bit of post-EQ.  Still figuring out mixing, for quick and dirty EZMix 2 bus preset used on main output.

Rough Arrangement/Mix NO BASS NO VOX

"And now for something completely different"
Something I wrote, thinking of someone I lost,but if we remember, they are never really gone.

I miss you so much.

Remember

Shadows on the sun

Opium Jawbreaker 2004 XT

Penis Butter Sandbitch

Don't Cuss!

Lyrics: I ordered a large cheese pizza and sat down on the sofa to devour it. I took one big slice and took a huge bite out of it. I noticed the pizza was dripping with grease, but that didn't stop me from eating it.  A couple minutes later, I felt dozens of bubbles and gas pains fill my stomach and a tight strain in my belly. I got up and ran to the bathroom. Before I was able to get into the bathroom, I farted and poop gushed out of my butthole. Followed by diarrhea. Splatters of chunky crap went all over the walls and carpet. When I went to go sniff my chunky poop-piles, I puked rotten cottage cheese-looking barf all over the floor. Then, a stream of diarrhea gushed out my butthole as I sneezed. The goopy diarrhea got all over my jeans, and some of it went into my shoes. I finally made it into the bathroom. As I was walking to the toilet, I felt an intense build-up of pressure in my butt. As I walked, the pain got so bad I had to bend over. I pushed as hard as I could to get that pressure out. I pushed so hard, two poop pellets exploded from my butt and got stuck to the bathroom wall. I finally got to the toilet. Before I could sit down, a load of diarrhea poured out of my butthole. This time, the diarrhea felt like hot sauce and pepper spray coming out of my ass. After that, it felt like all the following poop was like sandpaper rubbing very hard against my hole. Five minutes later, I felt two giant and chunky, jagged-edged pieces of rocky crap that felt like they had knives and needles sticking out of them. Kind of like pooping out a sideways cactus. I was getting ready to let this one out. I clenched my fingers to the toilet seat and grabbed very hard. My screams grew louder as the pain grew greater. I counted to three and started to push as hard as I could. My face started to turn purple from pushing so hard. I pushed so hard, I could feel myself getting a black-out. The first jagged-edged piece of rocky, thorny, sharp and crusty crap came out half-way and got stuck. As I pushed harder and harder, I could feel my anus ripping and blood pouring. The pain got so horrible, I had to take my hand and grab out the piece of rocky crap. The stench of the poop smelled like rotten cheese mixed with the faint odor of a dead mouse. Finally, the last piece of crap came to my anus, getting ready to exit. I pushed and pushed. I pushed so hard that I passed out. I can't really tell the end of this story. All I can say is, I woke up and my last jagged-edged, rocky, thorny and sharp piece of crap was out and on the bathroom floor.

The Large Cheese Pizza

I wanted to do a semi 80's song here.

I also lost my way, and have been completely unable to finish this mess. So it is what it is.

It's kinda fun, but has a completely unsatisfying conclusion. Because never done.

I'm busy. Sue me.

Resonance

Older songs were written between 2004 and 2008 on Cakewalk SONAR or Reason 2.5.

New stuff is with Logic Pro and whatever instruments I choose to play:
Guitars: LTD Eclipse/Snakebyte/Vulture, Squire PJ Bass
Amp: Diezel VHX
Keyboard: Native Instruments Komplete Kontrol S61

I don't want to sound like anyone else.

Rough Arrangement/Mix NO BASS NO VOX

J Thomas

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