jay-did demo tracks

"I wasn't depressed, I was just trying to have a good time."

final words from a pop star

cover of classic song made famous by Sam Cooke 

tommy and the boys bring it on home

lovely yet painfully cheezy composition with a fantastic ending. and absolutely the world's most excellent vocal guitar solo ever published on an album of this caliber (that's a fact). about those good people who seem to work too hard yet still spin their wheels.

you wouldn't have to work so hard

this song was an instrumental that I really love, and I added lyrics afer listening for a while. It's still a work in progress but should be quite good. kind of a hillbilly, bluegrass sound 

louisiana sun

no no no

sweet thefuckacarafuckinline

since the dawn of fucking time yo

would you rather be sober in jail (southern dandy mix v0.2)

bringing down some mean abba dabba

every single day

carbuncle on my crotch

retro 2019 style rap with 2005 style samples of 2008 flo (fuckin) rida. The lyrics on this track reflect on being a man, being yer woman's man, and being THE man. it's not always a pretty picture. This is one of the demo singles for album codename: j-did

in this song, i use the phrase "...i'ma snatch you bald...", i don't get that opportunity every day. thank you dad! And my fave, "I'ma drive around with a flag flying from my truck, i'ma flap my mouth like a mutherfucking fuck." and of course, "i'ma choke you out in the name of blue." the lyrics are dear to me.

this song is really about not being a dick. this is equally a challenge worldwide. as part of the and chronic and shamelessly desperate nationalist/anti-progressive bullshit movements, a key strategy has been the dickification  (or mantardification) of men. "shit, dudes are assholes, let's get their vote" they thought. through guerrilla and traditional marketing, the notion that one must be a dick to be a man has permeated our society. legitimized by the ~7 repetitions required for an idea to take root in one's brain, whether true or false, nobel or bereft. formulaic in it's accuracy, this simple strategy costs the unscrupulous a little over a $ grand per washed brain. and they have mountains of loot invest in maintaining their crooked profits. unfortunately for them, lies are expensive to plant, and continue to be expensive to cultivate. truth is always free and will prevail in due time. this song is a reality check for the evolving male persona. 

a man is strong, caring, and fair. All else is to masquerade weakness.

jay-did
peace and love

i'ma snatch you bald - demo track

demos for albm codename: j-did

rip alexis. This is a pure instrumental with some catchy shit. I love the latin piano.

17 woo

demos for albm codename: j-did

this one is for all the good people that love the righteous brothers. god bless them and their wonderful vocal shit. these were the original words, but the r-bros had to change them due to public outcry. people were just getting too sexually charged. true story.  enjoy.

oh, in case you're wondering. this isn't a parody or comedy or any kind of shit. jay-did is as serious as fucking cancer. what the fuck, am i a clown to you? am i here to make you laugh? 🤡 just chill, bro, lerax, sis, and enjoy the suggestive melodies.

🍄☮️♥️🤘🏼🔥☃️

that lovein' feelin'

demos for albm codename: j-did 
cover of part of the chorus from frank zappa's "syborg" from joes garage act iii. recorded in the stairwell of 30th street and blake street, rino 303

gay bob (syborg/zappa/jgar)

instrumental that almost makes me cry. check out the video on youtube, It's fantastic!

this one will really grow on you, it represents the future of music. The distant future.

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groovy bunchkins

The seedling of an awesome disco song, written about my sweet little friend down at the studio. brace yourself for the vocal fury. super demo style.

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keri (demo v0.4)

super raw first draft of future hit single "don't be babying me"

don't be babying me (raw first draft v0.1)

demo track so I can get into a metal band

Growly Bear - vocal demo for heavy metal

one of three "crutchy hobblins" tracks that appear on this new album, sleezykeys. it's groovy. please comment.

y'all rock for even giving it a listen. 

peace ✌️🕊️🤘

sleezykeys

no f'n regard

🕊️welcome...thank you for listening❤️
🌞🌱🌵🍀visit jay-did.com🍀🌵🌱🌞
jay-did ("jaded"), possessed by the supreme overlord of the irreverent, the ill conceived, the unadvisable, the backward, the naive, the ignorant, the unintuitive, and all that is counter-popular, creates music that unites familiar sounds with ones that challenge and expand your brain. he/she/they offer you a gift that requires only your ears to receive, and seeks not worship, but simply to create happiness while helping feed the popular machine with new ideas.

WTF IS JAY-DID?

jay-did (pronounced "jaded" or /ˈdʒeɪ.dɪd/), the overlord of the counter-popular, has possessed the body of a mortal to carry out his plan  to disrupt the conformity in the universe. this benevolent entity intends to do this through the power of music, and passes new musical concepts directly through his mortal vessel to be shared with all of humanity. this simpleton of a performer is merely a pawn of the overlord, so cut him a little slack. he can't control any of this. he is being molded into a battle-hardened rock-and-roll soldier that will soon be ready to carry out my most sinister plans.

JAY-DID'S BACKSTORY

jad-did selected the five points and rino arts district neighborhoods of Denver, Colorado has the ideal place to focus his crusade against popular music. this wonderful place has proven to be fertile ground for emerging counter-pop artistry, and jay-did did intends to stay at the center of it all.

peace and love ♥️🕊️✌️from your friend, jay-did.

JAY-DID'S TECHNOLOGY

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BITCHES

goddamn I love them all. today (and every day) i stand in solidarity our women! without whom, we simply would not exist as a species.

2022 was a tribute to female icons ♥️ 
including our own Lisha Toasterhoven as we as...
kim deal
Shakira
annie lennox
dolly parton
debbie harry
nina simone
gwen stefani
lizzo
cindi lauper
lita ford
ruth bader ginsburg
patti labelle
patsy cline
Janice Joplin
janelle monáe
rita marley
norah jones
deborah harry
tina turner
brittany howard
fiona apple
billie holiday
linda ronstadt
wendy o. williams 
madonna
laurie anderson
joan jett
amy winehouse
gilda radner
bobb'e j. thompson
jack black
bruce lee
kate bush

OTHER SHIZZ

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I love all y'all!

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