NOTE: You have to crank this song loud to get the full effect.

Lyrics:
In this supermarket
I'm a needy carcass
Me and my squeaky wheel
Bash the meat department
Have you ever seen a wreck on aisle 9?
Tell me what made you suspect I was doing fine

Pissy cashier
She said her light was on
I took the robo-one
'Cuz we get along
I'm tired of the loop with no getaway
I just bought all this soup last Saturday

And now I'm back in a song and nothing's wrong
I'm all new fonts but boredom haunts

60 dollar shoes
And a haircut too
With a blue shirt on
I'm the same as you
Hey, let's cuss on the way to tattoos
Let's burn all our bridges, not make it through

Now back in air condition
I was only kiddin'
There's a cemetery
Let's just never marry
The scariest fate they ever knew
Let's dance on their graves in our brand new shoes

And now I'm back in a song and nothing's wrong
I'm all new fonts but boredom haunts

We are losing it
We can never sit
You can't sin out
Of the mistake you're in (correct lyrics/sung wrong on recording)
Toss all of the shattered days away
None of them matter here today

And now I'm back in a song and nothing's wrong
I'm all new fonts but boredom haunts
Fill up the sky with the lies
Fall back to the ground...
Surprise

Boredom Haunts (REMASTERED?)

My friend Jack and I got together to record this year's Top 10 TV Shows episode (coming later this week) and thought it'd be fun to quickly run through some movies we also enjoyed before recording that one. Think of this as a bonus appetizer episode before the main course. 

Jeff Grant's Evolving Podcast is available on SoundCloud, Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Google Play Music. Thanks for listening!

#90 - The Movies of 2023

Congratulations! Christmas has come early. Clear your schedule, dump your significant other, and listen to my friend Jack and I once again slowly and methodically go through our top 10 TV shows of the year. How many will end up on both of our lists? Is there any hope for Suits? Who would win in a fight between Succession and The Bear? And most importantly: how do these guys have this much time to talk about TV shows?

Jeff Grant's Evolving Podcast is available on SoundCloud, Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, & Google Play Music. Thanks for listening!

#91 - Top 10 TV Shows of 2023

Over Thanksgiving break my niece Kenzie came back on the podcast for the 3rd time (see also: episodes 23 & 83). This was an unplanned and unfocused conversation but we hit many important topics including high school, TikTok, ASMR, Magic 8 Balls, Gilmore Girls, and so much more. And keep your ears peeled for a surprise guest no one will see coming!

Jeff Grant's Evolving Podcast is available on SoundCloud, Apple Podcasts, & Google Play Music. Thanks for listening!

#92 - Kenzie: Part 3

It's been busy where I am but I've been wanting to do a podcast about my new book, Wish It Were Sunday. In this episode I talk about the story and how it came to be for about twenty minutes, then read the first episode (28 pages) to give a little teaser.

Jeff Grant's Evolving Podcast is available on SoundCloud, Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Google Play Music. Thanks for listening!

#93 - Wish It Were Sunday

I'm a songwriter/attempting screenwriter living in Fort Worth, Texas. I wanted to do a podcast but figure it out as I go. Hope you enjoy!   - Jeff

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