Too Lazy to Steal - by Turd Ferguson (1999) / Trashy - by Tape Machine (2001)

Some stupid shit I made when I was in college.

Too Lazy to Steal / Trashy

Time to get Sued by Donald Fagen

Shell

Oh My God I'm On Fire

Music is Evil

Man Smelling Pancakes

D-Mart

Singer/songwriter/guitarist/frontman of proudly confused Baltimore punk band Heavenly Nobodies.
Formerly 1/4 of the Baltimore musical combo The Waverly Giant.
Formerly primary songwriter and guitar player for Hampden, MD, -based rawk groop Diefenbaker.

Shell

Jeff Malice