Some people just don’t know how to be nice, even when you save their lives . . . but maybe one day.

MR. FERRET AND THE PREPOSTEROUS PORCUPINE:
The Story of a Weasel and a Rodent
text written by Jen Waters
(narration by Jen Waters)
www.jenwaters.com

Full story published on Pen Jen's Inkwell:
http://penjensinkwell.blogspot.com/2014/08/mr-ferret-and-preposterous-porcupine.html

Scored to "The Weasel War Dance Theme"
Copyright 2014 Eric Baines 

MR. FERRET AND THE PREPOSTEROUS PORCUPINE, Spoken Word (narrated by Jen Waters)

Jen Waters began playing the piano in her parents' Hershey, Pennsylvania, home in the second grade. In the fourth grade, she saw her first musical, Andrew Lloyd Webber's CATS. Although she enjoyed learning classical pieces on the piano, sometimes she would write her own songs instead of practicing her assigned lesson. Thus began her love of writing lyrics and melodies. She wrote her first song in the seventh grade and hasn't stopped since.

During the summer of 1994, Jen attended Berklee College of Music in Boston, Mass. In 1999, she graduated as an S.I. Newhouse Scholar from the School of Public Communications at Syracuse University with a major in magazine journalism and minors in music and in English and textual studies. She took the TV, radio, and film classes in sound production. She also took classes at the Maxwell School of Citizenship and Public Affairs of Syracuse University. During her junior year, she studied abroad for a semester in London, England. Upon graduation, Dean Rosanna Grassi awarded her with the Henry J. Wolff Prize for the graduating senior deemed most proficient in journalism.

She has written for such Pennsylvania publications as HARRISBURG MAGAZINE, THE PATRIOT NEWS, and THE TIMES LEADER. She also wrote for seven years in the Washington, D.C., media, mostly human-interest stories.

"Yellow Roses," a song Jen co-wrote, became the grand-prize winner in the country category of the 2005 Session-I John Lennon Songwriting Contest. She has performed at various places such as the ASCAP Writer's Showcase at the Kennedy Center with host Stephen Schwartz, Genghis Cohen, Hallenbeck's, Hotel Cafe, the Koffeehouse Sundance Film Festival Chateau, and the Durango Songwriters Expos. Since 2010, music-industry veteran Judy Stakee has mentored her.

In August 2014, Jen released a 33-song collection through Pen Jen Songs called WHIMSY. She also released ten spoken-word children's stories and poems that she wrote and performed in a collection called WONDERLAND. In April and May 2016, she re-released the WHIMSY songs as WHIMSY FOR ONE and WHIMSY FOR TWO, each with an original Christmas song. In November 2016, she released nine spoken-word Christmas stories that she wrote and performed in a collection called WINTER WONDERLAND. 

She had three releases in 2017. HANDWRITTEN, a 22-minute recording of her grandparents' historical-fiction World War II love story, was released in February. The following month presented PURITY, a 12-song collection with a pop-classical influence. In October, she released IMPOSSIBLE THINGS, ten original spoken-word children's stories and poems. 

In April 2019, she released SIMPLICITY, a 20-song pop collection. By December 2019, she gave the world CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER, seven original spoken-word children's short stories. In March 2020, she released HOOPS TIME, a 14-minute inspirational basketball story inspired by her father. By December 2020, she finished ENTIRELY BONKERS, seven original spoken-word children's short stories. March 2022, she launched FATE, 17 original pop songs. By May 2023, she presented THE GREAT PUZZLE, eight original spoken-word children's short stories. In November 2023, she released HOLIDAY MUCHNESS, two original Christmas songs. By November 2024, she finished SHELTER, 14 original singer/songwriter songs.  In December 2024, she birthed A CHRISTMAS RABBIT HOLE, five original Christmas songs. 

She also launched PEN JEN'S INKWELL PODCAST, featuring the children's music and spoken-word stories from her Apple Music releases. Her blog PEN JEN'S INKWELL features her latest children's short stories and poems. 

Combining her love for music and children, she founded Pen Jen Productions and created a children's novel and musical series, THE WHIRLWIND CHRONICLES: THE MAGIC MUSIC BOX, THE HORSE GATE, and DREAMS OR DUST. She also wrote KISSES, a musical based on the life of chocolatier Milton S. Hershey. 

She is an ASCAP member and a nominee for the ASCAP Joe Raposo Children's Music Award. She has hundreds of pop tunes yet to be written.