“Apply With Caution” is an electro-pop satire about the absurd demands of modern workplaces. Blending dark humor with sharp electronic pulses, the track exposes unrealistic job expectations—from endless qualifications to unpaid passion—wrapped in a catchy, danceable beat.

Lyrics

“Apply With Caution”

You must be under twenty-five,
with at least forty years of proven expertise.
Preferably a radiant woman,
though we only hire men—company values, please.
Bring your own car,
which is strictly forbidden to use.
Public transport is required,
because we enjoy watching you lose.

Welcome to your dream career:
endless tasks, unclear.
Salary? A myth,
but the “opportunity” is real.
Join us—
for reasons nobody can feel.
 
We need fluency in twelve languages
we won’t speak.
Leadership skills
for a team that quit last week.
A PhD to push a button,
a professor’s mind to send a file,
enthusiasm without payment,
and a constant corporate smile.
Must work independently—
with no training, ever.
Always available—
but don’t you dare work extra.
Bring innovation on command,
but don’t innovate too much—
it scares us.
 
Thank you for applying.
We’ll keep your soul—
sorry, your CV—
on file.


Apply With Caution

JensQ is where decades of digital curiosity meet the urge to say something real.
From '80s home computer bleeps to a genre-fluid mix of ambient, trance, retro, and alt-rock — if there's a rule, it's probably been bent.

Though JensQ rarely sings personally, today's tools provide expressive and believable vocals—allowing long-buried thoughts and feelings to finally surface through lyrics. Some tracks drift gently. Others hit harder. But all of them come from somewhere honest.

There are no tours, no backstage passes. Just one person in a small studio, building sonic worlds for curious ears. Music is crafted quietly but shared loudly—reaching listeners across every continent (except Antarctica, pending confirmation from any penguin fans).

Whether you're drawn to digital nostalgia, emotional storytelling, or just good electronic music with a pulse, there's something here for you. Dive in. Get lost. Stay a while.