The Last Knife Fighter (ON DECK) Project is a series of TLKF IPHONE Recordings as well as tracks Produced by Jason Cox. The artist currently known as The Last Knife-Fighter is an earth born outlaw country singer who is commonly grouped among some of country music’s most unruly individuals. After being abandoned left to die by his birth parents (Unknown)with only a bottle of Windsor Canadian and an antler handle Bowie knife he was raised by Wolverines in north Wyoming just west of grey bull. After the wolverine population spiked in 1992 he is believed to be excommunicated by the his wolverine parents due to a dispute over a moose carcass. He was found alone, naked and Ferrell at the age of 8 and was taken to (psych ward to be named) for extensive shock treatment in order to correct his said violent and unpredictable animalistic behavior. He was released in late June of 1998 and  held at a halfway house in north Texas where he took up close quarters combat as a hobby. In 1999 he was accused by Texas authorities of pedaling illegal rhino testicles to  local collectors and sentenced to a 3 year prison term at Texas's Huntsville state penitentiary. During his incarceration he killed a fellow inmate with a shank fashioned from his own left shinbone; He later claimed self defense accompanied by insanity and won. He was released in late 2003 and picked up by a Barnem and Bailey circus for a knife throwing act that later resulted in the death of his female assistant and was deemed an accident by authorities but disputed by individuals in attendance that claimed the knife fighter muttered the words "Die" before the accident occurred. After being released from the circus The Knife Fighter fell into a downward spiral of drugs, alcohol and a second relapse of metallic spray paint. At the age of 16 he moved into the LBJ grasslands in Wise county TX where it is said he learned to play guitar. He emerged from the grasslands in 2013 to become a Texas country music troubadour and local criminal.  He was picked up in 2014 by Electric Sound records and housed in the record labels remote bunker 500 feet underground located somewhere in wise county Texas where he remains till this day only to appear seldom for shows or has he refers to them "just another knife fight".






The Lonehand Ranch
 

It hardly ever rains out here when you’re wanting it to pour 
And the coyote’s distant howls sound right outside your door
The moons your only friend round here cus it watches while you sleep 
And the sun wont be no good to you sept drying what you weep 

We got two gates and a fence around but it seems hard to hold 
Cattle bustin through the wire, greener grass is why I’m told 
Our whippoorwill sings quiet, more so than the rest
Reluctant to court a partner cus he thinks he’s the best 

Weez stocked some cats for catching, but we tend to feed them more 
And we loved are hens to death, and they were dead there on the floor 
Watusis used to run round here and pretty up there view 
But we sold’em off to some slicker ranch back in 92’

I learned how to fight here how to ball a fist and win 
How to rise up with no fear or anger when your nose has been punched in
See it aint about the losing the winning or the draw 
It’s about standing up to something when it sticks down in your in the craw

Well my mother passed on out here, too early if you ask me 
And I miss her when I’m in a mirror, and she’s starring back at me 
But I’ll see her again up north sometime or whatever you wanna call it 
So plant a paintbrush on my grave or at the least a damn bluebonnet

One hand after the other I’m told, is how you make the climb 
But I’ll miss the hands that come and past in the passages of time 
I grow outward but I know ill stay connected like the oak tree and its branch 
Reckon that’s the way I’ll always be, me and the Lonehand Ranch

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