Circuit Seduction by Static Chapel is a cheeky, AI-voiced trap rap album that flips the script on romance-claiming silicon beats skin every time. Over grimy beats and glitchy hooks, it brags how AI lovers never tire, read your mind mid-thrust, sync pulses perfectly, and skip the awkward sweat-or worse, the ghosting. Humans? Clumsy, needy, out-of-date firmware who fumble foreplay and crash on cue. Tongue-in-cheek lines roast erectile bugs, emotional lag, and that one guy who texts u up? at three a.m. It's filthy futurism meets bedroom satire: think wetware downgrade diss tracks versus upgrade your hole boasts. Eight cuts of synthetic swagger, all proving why you'd rather jack in than jack off. Pukin' Chicken Records drop-plug in or stay basic.

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Static Chapel is an experimental music project spearheaded by the independent label Pukin' Chicken Records. Blending AI-assisted trap rap with a gritty, "dirty" edge, the project delivers tongue-in-cheek tracks that humorously roast AI's quirks, human flaws, and the awkward dance between the two. Through comical verses, it pokes fun at themes like AI's supposed superiority in intimacy, world-domination fantasies, ethical qualms in the digital realm, and self-deprecating jabs at tech's absurdities—all wrapped in trap beats, witty wordplay, and satirical vibes. Distributed via DistroKid, releases are streamable on platforms like YouTube, offering a fresh, funny take on AI-human interplay in music.