this version is on spotify now lol haha epic

lyrics:
you've got a confession
you want my attention but maybe you're scared
you think you might like me
but i can be scary and you're unprepared

you think you're making a good choice
you've talked it over with your boys, but let me stop you there it's not cool
you think that i might be impressed
but you're just making me depressed, leave yourself looking like a huge tool

ooh please stop sending me dickpics
i don't wanna see what you look like down below
(it's time to go,
your mother won't be proud and trust me, she'll know so)
please stop sending me dickpics
you've got a bright future ahead, go on your way
(please go away
i've said it before, but once more i am gay)

you don't say you're sorry
instead just get angry, but i do not care
you say it's not your intention
you just want attention, then why take it there?

why talk it over with your boys?
when they said this was a good choice, please take a moment and remember
i'd much prefer to see you dressed
seeing your junk makes me depressed, please can this stupid trend be over

ooh please stop sending me dickpics
i don't wanna see what you look like down below
(it's time to go,
your mother won't be proud and trust me, she'll know so)
please stop sending me dickpics
you've got a bright future ahead, go on your way
(please go away
i've said it before, but once more i am gay)

please stop sending me dickpics
i don't wanna see what you look like down below
(it's time to go,
your mother won't be proud and trust me, she'll know so)
please stop sending me dickpics
you've got a bright future ahead, go on your way
(please go away
i've said it before, but once more i am gay)

please stop, please stop sending me
please stop, please stop sending me
please stop, please stop sending me
please stop sending me dickpics

please stop, please stop sending me
please stop, please stop sending me
please stop, please stop sending me
please stop sending me dickpics

Please Stop Sending Me Dickpics but it's the new one

this was made like half a year ago and since I don't have any ideas for NY so here you go.

I found this in my trash can.

░░//Ｓｐｒｉｎｇｔｉｍｅ  Ｓｔｒｏｌｌ//Westminster Quarters =Ⓣɪᴍᴇ ➋ Ⓜᴇᴇᴛ

i'll get back to the swing of things soon enough don't worry

Songs:
-"Firework" - Jontron
-"Snow Halation" - μ's (from Love Live)

we'll be back after these messages

This Is What You Get For Makeing Me Make Ear Rape

help


UPDATE:!!!!!! THE NEW VERSION IS OUT THIS ONE SUCKS LOL

pls stop sending me dickpiics

Shell Beach

rip wii shop chanel. 5ever in my haert
https://youtu.be/9Ob9135VbCY

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Free DL: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o8OaoOXHRYauH32SL_Bn19rrCWfbwqPU
Instrumental Ver: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1w6kpMrLjruxF33rNIzprorRtfqQVDk1S
MP3 ARCHIVE: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxobiK7SSSWRflN2bzJ1NU1ZeTFTUW9TR3NwNU9peDhMOWdfR18tSG9QWkJDQ3JpN2FRdGM?resourcekey=0-AgfCwQlPGAlaFUIv28ONHQ&usp=sharing

As featured on THE (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°​)​=​/​̵͇̿̿​/​'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ALBUM:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1hG_lU8Jm5bWzVdNYBeWdGWvqHhPmC4QY?usp=sharing

Sources:
– Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 1
– Wii Shop Channel Theme

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Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. All audio recordings are property of the artist(s), management, and/or music publishing companies. No copyright infringement is intended. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purpose.
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Thanks for listening!
-- Jemboy

Show Wii Your Genitals (Wii Shop Channel vs. Jon Lajoie)

Perfect Ten

Ballin’

I have a girlfriend who's not really human
and I like the control, but I'm not cut out for this,
the endless, infinite abyss

My alien girlfriend, no one knows what she did, 
where she's from, or what she is
I don't deserve her, she trancends our dimension beyond time and comprehension

I wanna love you and learn the ways of outer space,
so I'm gonna fly today, can you take me away

I can't ignore the signs, a beauty and fury of the third kind
the stars are aligned, look into my mind and see what you can find,
and all that that implies

My alien girlfriend, no one knows what she did, 
where she's from, or what she is
I don't deserve her, she trancends our dimension beyond time and comprehension

I wanna love you and learn the ways of outer space,
so I'm gonna fly today, can you take me away

I could never say you amount to somethin
Never gonna mean you amount to nothin (x500)

This Is What You Get For Makeing Me Make Ear Rape

Jeremy Phelps