Well done, and nice typography jab at the end!

Also on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGNb6C_VTAM

Before the ink was dry on "The Letter" announcing that LeBron was taking his talents to Akron, LeBron's camp was already agitating for a Wiggins for Kevin Love trade. This is going to be a fun ride...

I want Love for a new Big Three
Me and Kevin Love and young Kyrie
I want Love, f*** Andrew Wiggins
When I said I'd be patient I was just kidding

I want Love cause I'm the King
Don't care about your future I just want rings
Now that I made my decision
I might opt out next year the clock is tickin!

Get some scrubs from the Utah Jazz
trade them all, throw in some picks
expiring deals, send ‘em all to Flip
I want Love at the cost of everything
He's the one I want
Kevin Love

I want Love, so make the trade
He’ll help us stretch the floor and win some games
A big like Kevin makes things happen
He can rent one of 80 rooms at my home in Akron

I want Love he’s a special guy
I want Love don’t let me down
don’t screw this up, don’t piss me off
"I'm Coming Home,” that was damn good PR
but now I wanna win
I want Love

We won't beat the Spurs without Kevin
I learned that lesson in 2007
So get me Love to play basketball
just don’t trade clients of my friend Rich Paul

If you don’t make this deal it will be so much harder
and I’ll spend another June with Maverick Carter

I want Love but if he lets me down
I’ll give up, like in game 6
like how I quit, against the Celtics
I’ll write a letter that says “Screw you, Dan"
and I’ll write it all
in Comic Sans

A parody of Elton John, “I Want Love”


LeBron Wants Love

Writer of rather silly parody songs featured occasionally on the Tony Kornheiser Radio Show and the Dr. Demento Show. Thankfully for my family, this is not my full-time gig.

LeBron Wants Love

Jerry Negrelli

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