We are ninjas that found jetpacks. Back in the 1800's, ninjas were at war with pimps. While doing an undercover secret mission, we stumbled across one of the most raddest things ever: the jetpack. With these jetpacks, we could see the gigolos jiggle from a safe distance. As the pimps pimp the beat and we continued our savage jetpack adventure, we discovered America, kung pow chicken, and just about the whole WORLD. Everything that school taught you is a lie. The jetpack ninjas are real. You'll have what we're having: the continental breakfast.

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