btw, I did my morning yoga while listening to this and it was the best morning routine ever (even though I almost fell down because I was laughing so hard).

It's vaguely embarrassing as soon as she said "chips" I went "IT'S THE HALF-FROZEN CHIP EPISODE". Both embarrassing in terms of me remembering that, and embarrassing that for some damn reason I was momentarily excited.

I'm vaguely disappointed we didn't get anything from Laura's saga of the PC Gaming Conference.

have i really bee listening to this for 2 years? congrats guys!

the moment gav whished he never heared about those

I've tried these before, I remember that there was a pencil shavings one, too.

I've got some meat that bad boy can eat! >:)

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Kendrick Lamar vs Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor

The boys are back and this time it takes all of 40 minutes to even talk about the new year! Why?! Because the boys have important things to talk about like beans, eggs, fashion, and Ai. And if you want any explanation, I can't help you there. It's definitely the first Cox n' Crendor of 2025.

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Episode 451 - I Like Beans

You’re soaking in it.

Games we played this week include:
Babysitting Mama (7:00)
Satisfactory (16:55)
Dynasty Warriors M (18:30)
Factorio (30:25)
Sengoku Basura: Samurai Heroes (33:00)

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News things talked about in this episode:
Reports of abuse at support studio (42:25)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR9HQ2C6h_4

Accessory maker claims to have acquired retail Switch 2 hardware (48:05)
https://www.eurogamer.net/switch-2-leaks-turn-into-deluge-as-dummy-units-shown-at-ces

Tencent is deemed a “Chinese military company” by US Department of Defense (57:45)
https://www.eurogamer.net/us-labels-tencent-as-a-chinese-military-company

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Podquisition 522: Terrible Banter

Well, it works.

Games we played this week include:
Cooking Mama Cookstar (7:35)
Spirits Abyss (13:00)
Dynasty Warriors Origins (16:25)
Scarlet Maiden (41:35)
Sengoku Basura: Samurai Heroes (50:30)

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News things talked about in this episode:
Retro Studios excluded from credits on Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (42:25)
https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/01/retro-staff-credits-removed-from-donkey-kong-country-returns-hd-forever-entertainment-confirmed-as-devs

Nintendo issues a warning about community created alternative for shuttered Wii U services (56:05)
https://x.com/nintendo_cs/status/1879332711451795501


Accessory maker who claimed to have Switch 2 at CES has encounter with Nintendo (1:01:45)
https://www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-breaks-silence-on-this-weeks-switch-2-leaks

Microsoft going all-in on bringing properties to Switch 2 (1:04:00)
https://www.eurogamer.net/switch-2-reportedly-getting-halo-and-another-big-xbox-game-with-microsoft-set-to-be-a-very-big-supporter

Lords of the Fallen publisher declares DEI to blame for industry woes (1:04:50)
https://www.eurogamer.net/lords-of-the-fallen-publisher-ci-games-publicly-shuns-dei-says-it-wont-embed-social-or-political-agendas

Until Dawn movie has tenuous links to game’s mechanics (1:08:50)
https://www.eurogamer.net/until-dawn-movie-teaser-reveals-how-its-replaced-the-games-branching-narrative

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Podquisition 523: Mic Check

We will learn the ways.

Games we played this week include:
Reality Break (11:15)
Rift of the Necrodancer (18:50)
Onimusha 2 (29:30)
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening (38:35)

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News things talked about in this episode:
Sony delists spam games from PlayStation Store (43:40)
https://www.eurogamer.net/playstation-quietly-removes-slop-shovelware-ps5-games-following-investigation

Nightmare Kart getting expansion as Bloodborne PSX gets nuked  (58:50)
https://www.eurogamer.net/bloodborne-psx-demake-now-completely-removed-but-nightmare-kart-continues-with-dlc


Steam implements warning for possibly abandoned Early Access titles (48:35)
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/steam-now-warns-players-if-early-access-games-have-been-abandoned

Roblox under investigation by Security and Exchange Commission (51:30)
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/roblox-reportedly-part-of-sec-investigation

Patent reveals mouse function for Joy-Con 2 (54:20)
https://www.eurogamer.net/switch-2-patent-seemingly-confirms-previously-rumoured-joy-con-functionality

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Podquisition 527: Northern Frugality

The boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor have thoughts about Civ 7. And those thoughts take up A LARGE PORTION of this episode. And then somehow we end up talking about a sexy sandwich maker and delicious food in Mexico. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!

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Episode 456 - A Civilized Conversation About Civ?

Justice for Wolf

Games we played this week include:
Nubby’s Number Factory (15:45)
Centum (21:30)
One Lonely Outpost (27:35)
Wanderstop (30:30)
Suikoden I & II HD Remaster: Gate Rune and Dunan Unification Wars (39:05)
BOKURA: planet (52:25)
Power Vacuum (55:00)
Split Fiction (1:01:10)

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News things talked about in this episode:
SAG-AFTRA strike continues as games industry refuses basic AI protections for workers (1:07:00)
https://www.eurogamer.net/sag-aftra-actors-strike-set-to-continue-as-union-warns-of-alarming-loopholes-for-ai-abuse-in-latest-proposal

A few of Ubisoft’s alleged abusive former executives get a day in court (1:10:00)
https://www.eurogamer.net/former-ubisoft-execs-stand-trial-in-france-accused-of-harassment

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Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.

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Podquisition 531: Britain’s Greatest Heel

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TotalBiscuit and Dodger sit down with Crendor and Strippin on this episode of the Co-Optional Podcast! Enjoy!

Original air date: May 31st, 2016

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The Co-Optional Podcast Ep. 125 ft. Crendor & Strippin [strong language] - June 2, 2016

TotalBiscuit brings you a discussion video on microtransactions and progression in Overwatch. 

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TotalBiscuit, Dodger and Jesse Cox sit down with WoWCrendor on this episode of the Co-Optional Podcast! Enjoy!

Original air date: August 16th, 2016

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The Co-Optional Podcast Ep. 134 ft. WoWCrendor [strong language] - August 18, 2016

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TotalBiscuit and Dodger sit down with WoWCrendor and EGiNcontroL on this episode of the Co-Optional Podcast! Enjoy!

Original air date: August 30th, 2016

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The Co-Optional Podcast Ep. 136 ft. Crendor & iNcontroL [strong language] - September 1st, 2016

Laura spent ages putting together a compilation of the best bits from the first fifty episodes of Podquisition! 

From Link pissing out of his arse to a bathtub full of poo, all the stupid idiocy from this terrible podcast's first year are yours to enjoy again. Drink down that Booty Sweat!

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Best Of Podquisition Volume 1

In this brief teaser episode, lovely boys Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman introduce you to Jonathan Off Road Rules, who once was famous for being on Road Rules, and one day will be again. We'll make sure of it.

Boston's Favorite Son: The Prequel Preview Teaser Episode

The ultimate showbusiness odyssey begins here! Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman are absolutely sick of their friend Jonathan not being famous. 

He was famous once! He was in MTV's Road Rules: Northern Trail. He is Jonathan Off Road Rules! So let's get him famous again, even if it involves a traffic accident, crow wrangling, or poison ivy!

May or may not contain the next hit movie starring Willem Dafoe.

Boston's Favorite Son Episode 1: Jonathan Off Road Rules

It's all gone very bad when a man in a romper suit gives away free pizza. Please believe me!

Jonathan Rugrat's "Please Believe Me" Pizza Parlor

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Best Of Podquisition Volume 1

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