I'm listening to this again years later finally after beating the first and second boss in Bloodborne... can't beat the 3rd though.

I did the same thing with my second playthrough and the Tenpenny Tower room. It has shelves! I have the giant bears! It took so looooong.

Just gonna say, they're probably not at all informed about that purchase.
Technological illiteracy is quite prevalent across all generations.

I played GTA3 and State of Emergency when I was 11 and grew up to be a pacifist. So harmful...

We ring in the new year by talking about banging a goldfish, filling Mega Man's enemies with bodily fluids, and Play-Doh's veiny mistake. So, traditional New Year topics! 

We also chat a lot about the games we're looking forward to in 2015. Because really, who needs to stop hearing about Bloodborne?

Podquisition Episode 6: Fish Sex

On this week's butt-packed episode, the crew talk about how boobs were better in historical times, the ethics of BDSM, and the magical powers that give LGBTQ people an alleged advantage in e-sports. 

We also talk about Darkest Dungeon, Life Is Strange, Dying Light, and Ubisoft doing something not-terrible for once. Yay!

Podquisition Episode 11: BDSM And King Henry VIII Tits

This week's episode is just ridiculous. When we're not busy laughing at ourselves, we ask Gavin about Assassin's Creed: Unity for no good reason, as well as discuss some Kirby and Resident Evil: Revelations 2. 

Then we bang on about Dying Light's ridiculous $386,000 special edition, which is comedy gold, and we deduce that Eastenders is the Warhammer 40,000 of soap operas. All in all, a good show had!

Podquisition Episode 14: The $386,000 Special Edition

Gavin is away for a week because he's too much of a pop star to play with us, but we still have a delightful show lined up for you. Where else will you hear about robotic arms punching their way through your genitals in a misguided wank plan? 

Nowhere. Nowhere else. 

We also talk about why we're not wetting ourselves over VR, we chat about the educational sex game How Do You Do It?, and we give Five Nights At Freddy's some credit where credit is due. All this and more, only on Podquisition!

Podquisition 15: The Risks of Robotic Masturbation

Does the fun ever end? No. It never, ever ends. Even when we wish it would. 

This week, the crew talks about weird VR things, as Laura enjoys some virtual porn and a man pulling confetti out of his secret garden. We also chat a bit about whether or not Battlefield Hardline was tone deaf, getting trapped in a coffin, and we laugh at the BAFTA win for Destiny. Because it's funny. 

Also, who the f*ck is Dynamo and why is he anywhere?

Podquisition Episode 17: Arse Confetti

On this week's perfectly sensible episode, we discuss Iwata doing a massive poo on Nintendo Direct, something that will definitely happen one day. We also talk about how Jim is 100% medically not-quite-dying, and Laura took a selfie with the corpse of a schoolgirl. 

Gavin has finally played Bloodborne, so for all of you who are sick to death of the idea of people enjoying games that you don't like, be warned - Gavin likes Bloodborne. A lot. 

You're gonna have to cope with it. 

Podquisition Episode 19: Iwata Does A Poo Poo

On this week's episode, we still haven't quite worked all of the Konami out of our systems, so we air that for a good, satisfying bit of ranting. We also discuss the thing that broke between this and our last episode - chatting about Steam's reversed mod selling plans. 

Laura also has weird tiny not-ice-cream to review, State of Decay and Broken Age get OPINIONS spoken about them, and we've made the deadly discovery of Monster Energy Unleaded.

Podquisition Episode 23: Konami & Cornetto

Two thirds of the Podquisition team have now given up caffeine and it's ruining their lives, while Gavin sips wine and haughtily sits upon a throne of misery. Happy birthday, Gav! 

We talk about Steam Greenlight's latest problems, why Konami is rubbish for trying to erase P.T. from history, and have a giggle talking about Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. 

All of this and much, much more can be yours to enjoy. Right now. NOW! 

Podquisition Episode 24: For Caffeine We Mourn

Conrad Zimmerman joins the crew this week to talk about E3 and how it destroys everybody's hopes and dreams. We reminisce about E3s past - more specifically, that time Destructoid operated out of the notorious Black Widow Motel. 

Elsewhere, we chat about Hyrule Warriors coming to 3DS, Dark Souls 3, and Gavin goes for a piss when we bring up amiibo again. 

Also, one of us is very sick this week. They do an admirable job and deserve applause. Lots of applause. 

Podquisition Episode 29: Black Widow Motel

Konami gets yet another well-deserved thrashing as we talk about review "boot camps" for Metal Gear Solid V and the looming threat of microtransactions in Hideo Kojima's latest. Only Konami could turn MGSV into yet another conversation about how awful it is. 

Elsewhere, we talk about Gravity Ghost, Until Dawn, and some other stuff we've forgotten about. Also, stay tuned to the end for some real talk. Some sappy, heartfelt real talk. 

Podquisition Episode 40: #FucKonami

This week, we go into horrific detail as we try to explain how Shigeru Miyamoto is the mother of Bowser Jr. We also talk all about the rage that's been flying about this week for reasons that totally aren't our fault. 

Elsewhere, we chat a bit about Super Mario Maker, Dropsy, and the Assassin's Creed "Ripper" DLC that we totally predicted. 

Also, Laura drinks and reviews an energizing can of pussy. 

Podquisition Episode 43: Shigeru Miyamoto's Cloaca

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