I found one memorable thing in Fallout 4 and it was while I was gliding over a lake and it looked like a giant dick and balls

feral ghouls make no god damn sense. Bethesda just can't make games that aren't TES.

My problem with dogmeat is that while I do love the little bastard id rather have Cait with me, it would be far better if it where like Fallout 3 or New Vegas where you could have Dogmeat/Rex as well as another companion (which I expect will be a mod at some point)

Try wearing a tux with armour over it, I guarantee it'll be a shitty experience trying to move around in that.

Never 5get the time you both jerked yourselves off for 40 minutes while Gav waited patiently to talk about his favorite new game.

What I hate about the tombs in Rise of the Tomb Raider is that you may not be able to enter them until much later once you have the equipment to get in and/or solve the puzzles. Tomb Raider 0 (2013) did this too but nowhere near as much. I also hate the swimming in Rise of the Tomb Raider as it's basically the same as Assassins' Creed 2 except the camera goes under the surface as well. I am so glad they fixed that in Shadow of the Tomb Raider, where it instead behaves like Angel of Darkness.

retronauts

Crendor and Jesse have watched Divergent and Rage. Please to enjoy their retelling of these "fantastic" movies... oh and a woman is sold for an iphone. 

Cox n' Crendor: Monday, September 22nd 2014

In this episode, the boys discover the power of addiction on all it's fascinating levels. Also Jesse and Crendor help you decide what to do with your life and complain about Spain.

Cox n' Crendor: Monday, October 27th 2014

We ring in the new year by talking about banging a goldfish, filling Mega Man's enemies with bodily fluids, and Play-Doh's veiny mistake. So, traditional New Year topics! 

We also chat a lot about the games we're looking forward to in 2015. Because really, who needs to stop hearing about Bloodborne?

Podquisition Episode 6: Fish Sex

On this week's butt-packed episode, the crew talk about how boobs were better in historical times, the ethics of BDSM, and the magical powers that give LGBTQ people an alleged advantage in e-sports. 

We also talk about Darkest Dungeon, Life Is Strange, Dying Light, and Ubisoft doing something not-terrible for once. Yay!

Podquisition Episode 11: BDSM And King Henry VIII Tits

Gavin is away for a week because he's too much of a pop star to play with us, but we still have a delightful show lined up for you. Where else will you hear about robotic arms punching their way through your genitals in a misguided wank plan? 

Nowhere. Nowhere else. 

We also talk about why we're not wetting ourselves over VR, we chat about the educational sex game How Do You Do It?, and we give Five Nights At Freddy's some credit where credit is due. All this and more, only on Podquisition!

Podquisition 15: The Risks of Robotic Masturbation

Does the fun ever end? No. It never, ever ends. Even when we wish it would. 

This week, the crew talks about weird VR things, as Laura enjoys some virtual porn and a man pulling confetti out of his secret garden. We also chat a bit about whether or not Battlefield Hardline was tone deaf, getting trapped in a coffin, and we laugh at the BAFTA win for Destiny. Because it's funny. 

Also, who the f*ck is Dynamo and why is he anywhere?

Podquisition Episode 17: Arse Confetti

On this week's perfectly sensible episode, we discuss Iwata doing a massive poo on Nintendo Direct, something that will definitely happen one day. We also talk about how Jim is 100% medically not-quite-dying, and Laura took a selfie with the corpse of a schoolgirl. 

Gavin has finally played Bloodborne, so for all of you who are sick to death of the idea of people enjoying games that you don't like, be warned - Gavin likes Bloodborne. A lot. 

You're gonna have to cope with it. 

Podquisition Episode 19: Iwata Does A Poo Poo

In this episode Crendor insists he should make his own podcast, Jesse shares some stories of his time in Poland, and the boys try to solve the case of the missing lunch meat. 

Episode 101 - The Crendor Show

Two thirds of the Podquisition team have now given up caffeine and it's ruining their lives, while Gavin sips wine and haughtily sits upon a throne of misery. Happy birthday, Gav! 

We talk about Steam Greenlight's latest problems, why Konami is rubbish for trying to erase P.T. from history, and have a giggle talking about Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. 

All of this and much, much more can be yours to enjoy. Right now. NOW! 

Podquisition Episode 24: For Caffeine We Mourn

Conrad Zimmerman joins the crew this week to talk about E3 and how it destroys everybody's hopes and dreams. We reminisce about E3s past - more specifically, that time Destructoid operated out of the notorious Black Widow Motel. 

Elsewhere, we chat about Hyrule Warriors coming to 3DS, Dark Souls 3, and Gavin goes for a piss when we bring up amiibo again. 

Also, one of us is very sick this week. They do an admirable job and deserve applause. Lots of applause. 

Podquisition Episode 29: Black Widow Motel

Konami gets yet another well-deserved thrashing as we talk about review "boot camps" for Metal Gear Solid V and the looming threat of microtransactions in Hideo Kojima's latest. Only Konami could turn MGSV into yet another conversation about how awful it is. 

Elsewhere, we talk about Gravity Ghost, Until Dawn, and some other stuff we've forgotten about. Also, stay tuned to the end for some real talk. Some sappy, heartfelt real talk. 

Podquisition Episode 40: #FucKonami

This week, we go into horrific detail as we try to explain how Shigeru Miyamoto is the mother of Bowser Jr. We also talk all about the rage that's been flying about this week for reasons that totally aren't our fault. 

Elsewhere, we chat a bit about Super Mario Maker, Dropsy, and the Assassin's Creed "Ripper" DLC that we totally predicted. 

Also, Laura drinks and reviews an energizing can of pussy. 

Podquisition Episode 43: Shigeru Miyamoto's Cloaca

Can you guess what most of this episode is about? To be honest, if you are sick of hearing about Fallout 4, you might want to just skip this one. It's most of the episode. 

We do find time to talk about Rise of the Tomb Raider as well though. Huh? You like that? Yeah? It's good! 

Podquisition Episode 51: Something Something Fallout 4

On this week's episode, there's a traumatic experience with an eyelid while "fan" feedback gets to be uniquely offensive. 

Elsewhere, we talk about the horrors of the confirmed live-action Sonic the Hedgehog film, Molyneux is mocked again, and The Lost can go screw itself.

Also, thoughts on Firewatch and Unravel!

Podquisition Episode 65: Spunk Out Your Eyeholes

It should come as no surprise that the Podquisition gang has plenty to say about Tracer's recent queer revelations (good stuff, obviously). 

Outside of that, Gavin tries to infiltrate the show with sly music talk, the Nintendo Switch got some new patent details, and one of us doesn't think Super Mario Run is very good.

Podquisition Episode 110: Gay

Do you like Animals? Do you enjoy Old Wives Tales? Does expensive cheese and and a warm fire sound inviting? Well then today's episode is for you! I'd explain more, but really there is no explanation that can justify it.

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