we need New Gavin, Crystal Gavin, Gavin Zero, Cherry Gavin...

well, there, Laura has proven it herself. It's for the ladies, so it's not a videogame. Reminds me a bit of Young Justice "people are watching? wait, lady people? but... we can't sell them toys, cancel that shit" yeah.

being an SJW means being a fachist, basically, I don't see how that is related to having any interest in social issues.

NAH NAH NAH to hell with this corporate dick sucking I am hearing.  Hell no, we DO NOT support moves like this.  We do not sit here and say, "well if the content is fine, it's all good."  No, that's brand worshipping and double standards.  Knock it off.  You would tear the shit out of Ubisoft if they did this shit, so Bethesda ain't getting away with it either.

Big Rico's Pizza!  That's from Welcome to Nightvale!

Digital Homicide is Frog Fractions 2 confirmed

Because apparently that’s a thing that just works.

Games we played this week include: 
Pure Maiden Captures Uncle (0:30)
Pokémon Unite (10:45)
Mini Motorways (16:30)
Microsoft Flight Sim (19:20)
Samurai Warriors 5 (21:50)
Spelunky 2 (31:30)
Cooking Mama Cookstar (32:05)
Silent Hill (35:30)

News things talked about in this episode:
California files suit against Activision for discrimination (37:30)
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-report/activision-blizzard-sued-by-california-over-frat-boy-culture
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-07-26/activision-blizzard-staff-sign-petition-supporting-labor-lawsuit
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-07-28-activision-blizzard-boss-bobby-kotick-tells-staff-companys-initial-response-to-discrimination-lawsuit-was-tone-deaf

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Podquisition 344: We Demand Applause

弔い歌(dirge)

art work: Franz P. Sauerteig via Pixabay

秋扇
笑い居るひと　ひややかに
われも　ひややか
弔いはせじ

It is unseasonable to use an Ougi (folding fan) in the fall.
You laugh coldly.
My heart is cold too.
I do not mourn you.

弔い歌

弔い歌(dirge)

ATTENTION Disclaimer:  The music track that I’m playing lead & improvising over is not mine and I do not own it. The track is created by Elevated Jam Tracks and all credit goes to him for the music track creation which I have listed below. Check out Elevated Jam Tracks on YouTube and Bandcamp. The links below are to the original material by the artist.  

Obtained from: Elevated Jam Tracks
YouTube site: https://www.youtube.com/@ElevatedJamTrack
Backing Track Title: Evil Blues Rock Guitar Backing Track Jam in A Minor
YouTube Track channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hMCDeSC7Wk
https://elevatedjamtracks.bandcamp.com/@ElevatedJamTracks

The lead, improvising over the track was done with the following;
Picture with Track: Is what the Guitar looks like.
Guitar Used: 91 Ibanez RG550 with HSH configuration
Color: Purple Metallic 
Strings: Ernie Ball Super Slinky 9-42 and Hybrid 9-46
DAW: Reaper
AmpSim: Amplitube 4
Preset: Mesa Rectifier EL-34 Lead
Interface: Focusrite 2i2 2nd Gen

Raw: What does RAW mean to me, not having undergone processes of preparing, finishing, refining, or mastering: It is what was recorded at that time in its current state.
Comments: Please follow if you like, comment if you like and I’m opened to feedback to improve my playing, recording, mixing etc.  Thanks for listening \m/.

Encounter_00X

The Pain Of Crying

method: deliberatly not taming a wildernis of sound. to understand the words, you may read along here. 
narration: reading the theories of Timothy Morton had been my main consolation at the time of writing. there is an interlinear English version below the original
picture: created with gimp, putting a playmobil figurine to good use

poem / copyright jo richter
(as published in die odradek variationen):


seit zwölftausend jahren jäten wir unkraut aus
wüten gegen wildwuchs, wandeln wildnis in weide
sind gärtner der erde, den wölfen ein wolf
entfesseln elementare zivilsationsphantasien


trotzen stolz dem trauma der selbstbemächtigung
als endosymbiontische eukaryonten
schaffen uns ein gedeihliches exomilieu
das uns taub, tumb, stumpf, verwirrt, irr und wahnhaft im


straßenlabyrinth nach satellitensignalen
autonom heimwärts bewegt. da ist kein außen
für das wir nicht blind sind, da ist kein innen, das wir
nicht regeln, denn die parole heißt über-leben


und was uns befremdet muss todbringend sein und
nur ein nachhall davon darf uns in dichtungsklang
rühren, als reife eine sehnsucht nach echtharmonie
aus dem einklang unseres weltschaffens hervor

interlinear:
mowing // for 12000 years, we have been weeding / fighting wild growth, turning wildernis into pasture / have been gardeners of the earth, a wolf to all wolves / releasing elementary phantasies of civilization // proudly rising up to the trauma of self-empowerment / as endosymbiotic eucaryonts / creating a hospitable exo-environment / making us walk the maze of streets deafly, mindlessly, bluntly, desorientatedly, madly and delusionally // following satellite signals / taking us home autonomously, there is no outside / we aren‘t blind for, there is no inside, we / aren‘t regulating, for the call to action is sur-vival // and what appears to be alien has to be lethal and / only its faint resonance may touch us in poetry / as though there was a longing for real harmony / growing from the monophonic din of terraforming

mähen

On this week's episode, there's a traumatic experience with an eyelid while "fan" feedback gets to be uniquely offensive. 

Elsewhere, we talk about the horrors of the confirmed live-action Sonic the Hedgehog film, Molyneux is mocked again, and The Lost can go screw itself.

Also, thoughts on Firewatch and Unravel!

Podquisition Episode 65: Spunk Out Your Eyeholes

The role of Gavin this week will be played by Loading Ready Run's Graham Stark! 

This episode spends some time talking about virtual reality porn, with hot topics such as golden showers, tupper sex parties, and lemon whores all on the menu. 

We also discuss Far Cry Primal, Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, and Laura's notorious trials with Undertale livestreaming. 

Podquisition Episode 67: Come To Our Tupper Sex

Extremism has never been so ridiculous as we are back and Vin Diesel takes a break from the Fast and Furious franchise and returns with Samuel L. Jackson and Ice Cube in the third movie in the xXx movie series. Is this movie baddass? Or is it "Xtremely" bad? The Double Toasted podcast elaborates.

XXX THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE - Double Toasted Audio Review

THE CAST OF THE FURIOUS IS BACK! The only fate of the furious that we know is the fact that their fate is a lot of dollar signs as former WWE superstar Dwayne The Rock Johnson returns with Vin Diesel and Jason Statham and the rest of this ridiculous star-studded cast, coming back and this time, Family Is No More as they go to battle with each other for once. instead of teaming up like the super hero league that they have surprisingly become. The Double Toasted podcast review this film though and let you know if the "fury" in the title is gonna' be what you're feeling after you spend 10 bucks to see it.

THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS - Double Toasted Audio Review

The Double Toasted podcast review a new movie today called THE INTRUDER.

THE INTRUDER - Double Toasted Audio Review

USA Songwriting Competition Finalist Song (2019)!!!@!

The Reefer Song
By Cowboy Billy Herron

My friends all like to do reefer
They think it’s lots of fun.
They laugh and joke with every toke.
They ain’t hurtin’ anyone.

But when they pass a joint to me,
I have to wave it away. 
I feel bad because I'm kinda harshin’ their buzz, 
But this is what I say ...

It makes me stupid as a stump.
Horny as a hound.
Woozy as a worm that’s a-wigglin’ on the ground.  
Giggly as a girl gettin' tickled up and down.
That’s what reefer does to me. 
Yeah that’s what reefer does to me.  

Now I know it’s getting legal
In a growing number of states.
Across the nation there’s a population 
Who think it’s really great.

But when it comes to can-na-bis
I have to say, “I can-not.”
'Cause when I do weed I’m guaranteed
To get dimmer than a 15-watt.   

It makes me stupid as a stump.
Horny as a hound.
Woozy as a worm that’s a-wigglin’ on the ground.  
Giggly as a girl gettin' tickled up and down.
That’s what reefer does to me. 
Yeah that’s what reefer does to me.  

Ain’t like like I never smoked it.
I had my share back when.
But then one day I got carried away.
Smoked a whole dime bag with a friend.

When I went home I was in my room
And things started getting weird.
My Neil Young poster started talking to me.
And I got really scared.

I went outside, walked down the street.
And everyone was staring at me.
Cars hit the brakes for to see me baked.
So I hid behind a tree. 

Then a psychedelic squirrel came up to me.
And he looked me in the eye. 
He shook his little head, and then he said,
"Dude, you are really high."

So I ran back to my house again.
And I didn’t know what to do,
I went to the kitchen 'cause my belly was itchin’
For some junky no-good food.

I decided to cook three hot dogs
And I smothered them with Nutella.
My Mom, she caught me in the act.
She said, “What’s going on there, fella.”

The kitchen was a mess, my Mom was mad.
So I just went to sleep.
That’s the last time I smoked pot my friends.
'Cause of what it does to me.  

It makes me stupid as a stump.
Horny as a hound.
Woozy as a worm that’s a-wigglin’ on the ground.  
Giggly as a girl gettin' tickled up and down.
That’s what reefer does to me.  
Yeah that’s what reefer does to me.

Songs of Minimal Significance and Occasional Meaning

The Reefer Song (A Cowboy Billy Herron Original)

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