Name: The Spin-Off Doctors: Dante's Inferno by Jimquisition
Duration: 1 h 16 min 23 s
Description: They call it "an animated epic." That's putting it strongly.

Dragon Age books are actually pretty good. Written by the same guy. Stolen Throne is wonderful, as is Last Flight and Masked Empire.

I remember thinking about buying the Assassins Creed 2 tie in book, read a page and realised it was just the game's story. Which I'd already played. This movie sounds like the same thing.

Ohhhh, who could ever forget EA launching "Sin to Win" and enlisting fake hardcore Christian protestors for the marketing of this game? Those dumb stunts probably set back the progress of the image of video games by about 5 years...

this whole system is really fucked up - Conrad. Said with such emotion and conviction.

Philly? Didn't Conrad used to live in NYC?

The flashbacks were fraud because Francesco hair is different colour in every flashback (Dantes hair colour also changes in the last one about betrayal).

The last Uwe Boll film left to do before we can move onto some hopefully better flicks, In the Name of the King 3: The Last Mission is aptly named. 

It's also fittingly horrid.

The Spin-Off Doctors: In The Name Of The King 3: The Last Mission

This podcast is too damned hot.

Games we played this week include: 
Unplugged (11:30)
The Thing (15:00)
Resident Evil 4 VR (21:00)
Klonoa Phantasy Reverie Series (24:45)
Monster Hunter Rise Sunbreak (27:30)
Vampire Survivors (31:00)
Satisfactory (34:00)
Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick (34:55)
Kill.Switch (37:00)
TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge (38:40)
The Quarry (39:25)
Spirit Hunters: Infinite Horde (41:10)


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News things talked about in this episode:
Bayonetta 3 will have nudity options (49:00)
https://www.polygon.com/23206846/bayonetta-3-naive-angel-mode-nudity-options

Developer blasts NFTs at convention panel on stage paid for by NFT companies (51:40)
https://www.pcgamer.com/developer-turns-future-of-gaming-talk-into-a-surprise-attack-on-conventions-nft-and-blockchain-sponsors/

Ubisoft promises it’s only taking your DLC away after Ass Creed Liberation debacle on Steam (55:00)
https://www.eurogamer.net/assassins-creed-liberation-hd-steam-notice-states-game-will-become-inaccessible-from-september

Photo of Hideo Kojima claimed to be of Shinzo Abe assassin finds its way into media (56:45)
https://kotaku.com/shinzo-abe-assassin-killer-kojima-greek-news-confusion-1849157839

Convention organizer ReedPop to take over management of E3 in 2023 (59:10)
https://www.eurogamer.net/reedpop-is-helping-bring-e3-back-in-2023

Activision-Blizzard employees plan another walkout demanding support for civil liberties (1:03:10)
https://www.eurogamer.net/activision-blizzard-staff-plan-fresh-walkout-after-recent-attacks-on-the-civil-liberties-of-our-employees

Monopoly regulators in Britain now examining Microsoft acquisition of Activision-Blizzard (1:07:22)
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2022-07-06-uk-regulator-investigating-microsoft-activision-blizzard-acquisition

Studio Canal films dropped from PlayStation Store in some regions, revoking licenses from purchasers (1:08:05)
https://www.eurogamer.net/purchased-studio-canal-films-will-be-removed-from-playstation-store-in-austria-and-germany

Electronic Arts alerts people to leaked version of Skate, politely asks people not to download it (1:10:05)
https://www.ea.com/games/skate/news/an-update-from-the-team

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Podquisition 394: Industrial Fan

The boys are back and this time people paid to see them, in person! Crazy, we know. What awaits those who didn't attend - well you'll have to hear for yourself!

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Episode 351 - Cox n' Crendor Live!! AGAIN!!!

Aaron Paul ditches meth for misogyny in this ill-advised theatrical adaptation of Need for Speed. 

It's basically just a car film but with very few races, too many characters, and some of the stupidest character motivations in cinema. 

Also this may be our most meandering episode. The drugs like me. 


The Spin-off Doctors: Need For Speed

So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. 

Yep.

Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-ratchet-clank/

The Spin-off Doctors: Ratchet & Clank

Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.

The Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark

They call it "an animated epic." That's putting it strongly.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Dante's Inferno

A competent movie. Let's talk about a competent movie.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Tomb Raider 2018

A documentary about some fascinating men. And also Roy Shildt.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Chasing Ghosts

The Spin-Off Doctors: Arcade

We take a brief detour from our scheduled Detective Pikachu episode, since we forgot to do a non-game film for the new year. Enjoy Demon Knight, a terrific Tales from the Crypt movie that features Billy Zane going full Billy Zane.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Demon Knight

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