I can't wait to see Jim's reactions to that one :D

When is the Red Faction "syfy" movie coming?

This made me think of the punching scene in Asura City of Madness. Where they tie some cloth around a guys face and punch the shit out of his face. It's so uncomfortable to watch. Worse than any gore I have seen. Why is punching defenseless people so damn horrifying!?

I prefer to believe someone was making a generic movie and somehow acquired the Street Fighter license, then changed names around to make it fit.

I can't believe that you didn't mention the rap song on the soundtrack. It has the lyric "this is street fighting, street fighter!". Just in case you needed a reminder that you were watching a Street Fighter movie. I can't imagine forgetting that fact.

Reminds me a lot of season 2 of Jessica Jones

Feels weird and almost deliberate, how you didn't mention Kristin Kreuk by name once during this whole review, seeing as she is the lead and you named almost every other mayor actor in the film, and while she's had relatively little presense in Hollywood, she's hardly the most obscure actor in this one. It mainly bucks me, because she is the reason I've seen this movie and in fact own copy of it. If I've ever had anything constituting as a mayor celebrity crush, that would have been her.

You guys seem to have been very confused by the kissing scene so allow me to explain it: Its only sexual assault if she doesnt like you. If she does its called flirting.

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The Spin-off Doctors: Assassin's Creed

Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one.

At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000

On its own, Heavenly Sword is a fairly mediocre and badly animated CG movie. 

Contextualized, it's AMAZINGLY awful. What they managed to do while having access to the source material is an incredible testament to how badly you can screw up when you clearly don't give a damn.

The Spin-off Doctors: Heavenly Sword (2014)

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The Spin-off Doctors: Onechanbara - Bikini Samurai Squad

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Let's talk about a film that is definitely not a comedy like Rush Hour. All it has are those Billy Zane eyes.

The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Legend of Chun-Li

It's about things going in butts, basically. Also videogames, to a lesser degree.

The Spin-off Doctors: eXistenZ

King Chad of the Larp Kingdom defends his styrofoam fortress from a cartoon wyvern NOT A DRAGON A WYVERN!

The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King II - Two Worlds

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The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry

At last... at long last... the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes. 

For now.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil The Final Chapter

The Spin-off Doctors: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

You'd think a movie about a GIANT WOLF would be less predictable.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Rampage

A documentary about some fascinating men. And also Roy Shildt.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Chasing Ghosts

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