that's actually called product displacement it lets film and tv shows get away with using "name brand" things without actually having to pay for that brand because it's not technically the brand it's just slightly different.

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I'm gonna eat raw spinach in a bit just to prove a point & because there's not much else in the house at the moment. (HASHTAG) Abobo's a pussy who you can easily trick into falling down a pit (/HASHTAG)

Someone write a fannon that acts as a prequel except good?  Someone except this challenge!  Then  some years later we can have a good Double Dragon movie as the sequel!

In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant's performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie. 

Why doesn't the world's best killer have an alias? How has an Interpol agent pieced together the work of a ghost? Exactly what happened to any of the forgotten characters? 

Hitman 2007 isn't just a bad movie, it's infuriating. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)

What does Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back have to say about Adolf Hitler? This is a question your resident Movie Boys have the answer to! 

Pokemon tears can heal the dead, Minnesota is the link between realities, and Team Rocket just can't deliver the goods. 

This movie is out of its damn mind. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back

A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal. 

Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense, shall we? It's time for BloodRayne to ruin our day. 

The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne

What happens when a videogame turns into The Warriors for children? Robert Patrick gets amazing hair is what!

Double Dragon is one of the more curious videogame movies out there, and it's oddly worth watching. 

Let's see what the Movie Boys have to say about it! 

The Spin-off Doctors: Double Dragon

Aaron Paul ditches meth for misogyny in this ill-advised theatrical adaptation of Need for Speed. 

It's basically just a car film but with very few races, too many characters, and some of the stupidest character motivations in cinema. 

Also this may be our most meandering episode. The drugs like me. 


The Spin-off Doctors: Need For Speed

Alice is definitely better than Jill Valentine. Resident Evil Apocalypse NEEDS you to know that.

Let's see what else this wonderful mess has for us.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Apocalypse

Join Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance, and Kevin Nash on DOA Island for one of the most surprising movies we've ever reviewed. 

DOA: Dead or Alive is surprisingly not terrible. In fact, it's actually rather funny. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Dead Or Alive

The Last Starfighter comes to us from a simpler time, before Tori Amos took our innocence. 

Let's enjoy this 80s masterpiece, and lament the fate of an arcade playing cosmic doormat.

The Spin-off Doctors: The Last Starfighter

Get ready for the HOT BEAN FACTS on this beautiful struggle of an episode. 

Spider mannequins, inept detectives, and Jon Snow all feature in this delicious trawl through the treasure chest that is Silent Hill Revelation 3D!

Also, Malcolm McDowell wearing a net.

The Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill Revelation 3D

Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration. 

Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse. 

Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at least something.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels

"You're locked in here with me" and other cliches!

The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman - Agent 47

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