Name: The Trashgirl Diaries: Andrew F*ck by Jimquisition
Duration: 58 min 22 s
Description: Andrew F*ck is a game developer and the inventor of pineapple juice. We also talk about Final Fantasy XVI.

The more northern the accent the better. Give me the incomprehensible.

These milkers won’t stop.

Games we played this week include: 
Lord of the Rings: Gollum (12:30)
Demon Throttle (34:00)
Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (40:25)
Outriders (49:05)
Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker (54:40)

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News things talked about in this episode:
People Makes Games publishes deep investigation of Disco Elysium dispute (57:45)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGIGA8taN-M

Microsoft appeals CMA decision rejecting ABK merger (1:00:15)
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/how-microsoft-hopes-to-defeat-the-cmas-block-against-its-abk-acquisition

Last of Us multiplayer game put on the backburner (1:06:15)
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/how-microsoft-hopes-to-defeat-the-cmas-block-against-its-abk-acquisition

Valve removes Dolphin emulator page from Steam after DMCA request from Nintendo (1:08:55)
https://dolphin-emu.org/blog/2023/05/27/dolphin-steam-indefinitely-postponed/

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Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.

Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon. You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at mercenarycreative.com.

Podquisition 440: Buried by Boobs

The Trashgirl Diaries: A Twink Between Girls

A film out of time.

Games we played this week include: 
Amnesia: The Bunker (19:00)
Infernax (28:50)
Street Fighter 6 (33:10)
Outriders (40:50)
Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (44:05)

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News things talked about in this episode:
Bobby Kotick allowed to make wild claims about abuse allegations and unions in Variety interview (49:34)
https://www.pcgamer.com/activision-blizzard-ceo-audaciously-claims-that-sexism-and-harassment-problems-were-made-up-by-an-aggressive-labor-movement-trying-to-destabilize-the-company/

Microsoft seems willing to pull out of UK over CMA refusal to allow merger with Activision (1:00:15)
https://www.vg247.com/microsoft-withdraw-activision-uk

Yuji Naka likely to do time for financial crime (1:01:35)
https://kotaku.com/yuji-naka-prison-square-enix-sonic-final-fantasy-1850501221

Nintendo set to launch game reported to have performed very poorly in focus testing (1:03:15)
https://www.polygon.com/23746686/1-2-switch-sequel-release-date-nintendo-party-game
 
Report from Bloomberg sheds light on issues at Arkane which resulted in Redfall (1:07:30)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-06-01/arcane-s-redfall-misfire-for-xbox-panned-after-7-5-billion-microsoft-deal

Niantic swears low shiny rate for remote raids in Pokémon Go event was totally an accident (1:11:35)
https://www.eurogamer.net/pokemon-go-developer-sorry-for-technical-issue-which-saw-recently-nerfed-remote-raids-offer-worse-shiny-odds

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Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com

Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.

Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon. You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at mercenarycreative.com.

Podquisition 441: Rik Merlin

When faced with absurdity, return it in kind.

Games we played this week include: 
Choo Choo Survivor (15:10)
Street Fighter 6 (31:02)
Ollie Frog: Toad Skater (48:50)
Station to Station (50:05)
Venba (51:30)
Lies of P (53:50)
Final Fantasy XVI (59:45)
Cassette Beasts (1:11:45)

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News things talked about in this episode:
FTC files case to block Microsoft acquisition of ABK until scheduled hearing in August (1:14:30)
https://apnews.com/article/microsoft-activision-blizzard-xbox-ftc-ab5dd455ed5a2785983d8373915e3531

Embracer Group closing studios and canceling games after $2bn deal falls through (1:17:10)
https://www.eurogamer.net/saints-row-owner-embracer-announces-comprehensive-restructuring-program-to-close-studios-cut-jobs

Bioware announces and immediately canceled a collectible statue of floating dead FemShep (1:22:45)
https://kotaku.com/mass-effect-shepard-dead-statue-bioware-pull-femshep-1850532001

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Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com

Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.

Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon. You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at mercenarycreative.com.

Podquisition 442: Bring on the Bafflement

Andrew F*ck is a game developer and the inventor of pineapple juice. We also talk about Final Fantasy XVI.

The Trashgirl Diaries: Andrew F*ck

You just can’t depend on anything these days.

Games we played this week include: 
Chocobo GP (8:30)
Lies of P (14:20)
Street Fighter 6 (20:28)
Kapital Punishment 22XX (27:10)
Aliens: Dark Descent (35:15)

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News things talked about in this episode:
Geoff Keighly wants you to know he wanted a woman at Summer Games Fest (46:50)
https://kotaku.com/summer-game-fest-geoff-keighley-women-diversity-1850553957

After Redfall flop, Microsoft says they won’t close Arkane, honest (49:50)
https://www.eurogamer.net/saints-row-owner-embracer-announces-comprehensive-restructuring-program-to-close-studios-cut-jobs

Internal Microsoft email from 2019 has executive saying they want to put Sony out of business (53:55)
https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1671304215006773257

FTC is pointing to MS acquisition of Bethesda as evidence they would make Call of Duty exclusive (56:10)
https://www.ign.com/articles/ftc-xbox-making-starfield-and-redfall-exclusive-powerful-evidence-against-activision-blizzard-merger

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Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com

Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.

Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon. You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at mercenarycreative.com.

Podquisition 443: Sandwich Subversion

Little, but mighty.

Games we played this week include: 
Choo Choo Survivor (13:35)
Pikmin 3 Deluxe (25:00)
Final Fantasy XVI (31:40)
Dr. Fetus’ Mean Meat Machine (58:30)
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News things talked about in this episode:
Evidence in FTC hearings provide inside look into console manufacturers (1:04:55)
https://www.eurogamer.net/microsofts-pledge-to-keep-call-of-duty-on-playstation-sparked-concern-at-bethesda-email-shows
https://www.eurogamer.net/xbox-exec-matt-booty-wanted-to-spend-sony-out-of-business
https://www.vg247.com/microsoft-bought-bethesda-zenimax-stop-starfield-playstation-exclusive
https://www.eurogamer.net/in-private-playstation-didnt-seem-concerned-about-xbox-exclusivity-for-call-of-duty-at-all
https://www.eurogamer.net/microsoft-says-we-have-lost-the-console-waras-ftc-hearing-gets-underway
https://www.vg247.com/ps6-release-date-indiana-jones-exclusivity-game-pass-everything-learned-from-day-one-of-ftc-trial
https://www.eurogamer.net/sony-says-it-wouldnt-share-ps6-details-with-microsoft-owned-activision
https://www.eurogamer.net/microsoft-internal-documents-reportedly-show-it-considered-buying-sega-bungie
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Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com

Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.

Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon. You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at mercenarycreative.com.

Podquisition 444: Power Loader Legs

Our position is now in question.

Games we played this week include: 
Everybody 1-2-Switch (1:05)
NieR:Automata (24:10)
Playdate (36:35)
The Last Hope (54:45)
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News things talked about in this episode:
So many things have leaked because of poor redaction by FTC (1:04:55)
https://www.eurogamer.net/sony-court-documents-removed-after-redacted-details-spotted

Microsoft wanted to buy Square Enix in 2019 (1:01:05)
https://www.eurogamer.net/microsoft-considered-square-enix-buyout-court-documents-reveal

Microsoft’s lawyer keeps saying unannounced things as though they’re public knowledge (1:04:07)
https://www.theverge.com/23768244/ftc-microsoft-activision-blizzard-case-news-announcements
https://www.ign.com/articles/sony-expected-to-release-a-playstation-5-slim-later-this-year-priced-39999-microsoft-says

Satya Nadella claims he doesn’t like console exclusives (1:06:50)
https://www.ign.com/articles/microsoft-ceo-if-it-were-up-to-me-id-get-rid-of-exclusives

Ubisoft announces its first blockchain game (1:09:05)
https://www.kotaku.com.au/2023/06/ubisoft-blockchain-champions-tactics-grimoria-chronicles/

Niantic lays off 230 people and cancels projects after successfully alienating Pokémon Go fans (1:10:37)
https://variety.com/2023/digital/news/niantic-layoffs-pokemon-go-shutting-down-games-1235658759/

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Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com

Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.

Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon. You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at mercenarycreative.com.

Podquisition 445: May Be Nice

Show some respect.

Games we played this week include: 
The Last Hope (11:20)
NieR:Automata (29:00)
Pokémon Sleep (31:30)
Bitzee (42.55)
Common’hood (48:40)
Aliens: Dark Descent (53:45)
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News things talked about in this episode:
Judge rules FTC cannot delay Microsoft acquisition of ABK, CMA still hanging on (1:01:05)
https://www.eurogamer.net/microsoft-wins-crucial-ftc-case-on-activision-blizzard-acquisition
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-07-11/ftc-leaning-toward-appealing-microsoft-activision-loss
https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/12/23792245/uk-cma-microsoft-activision-blizzard-deal-negotiations

The number of legally unobtainable games is staggering (1:12:10)
https://gamehistory.org/87percent/

Nintendo hasn’t made much headway in terms of gender gap (1:21:55)
https://www.axios.com/2023/07/06/nintendo-pay-gap-women

Yuji Naka sentenced for his financial crimes (1:23:35)
https://gonintendo.com/contents/22870-yuji-naka-sentenced-to-2-5-years-in-prison-for-insider-trading

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Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com

Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.

Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon. You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at mercenarycreative.com.

Podquisition 446: Don’t Listen Up My Skirt

The Trashgirl Diaries: Chocolate Cheese Turd

Obviously, the police just need more funding.

Games we played this week include: 
Viewfinder (10:20)
Frostpunk (18:55)
Exoprimal (23:30)
My Friendly Neighborhood (43.10)
Gravity Circuit (53:30)
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News things talked about in this episode:
UK games industry trade group agrees to guidelines regarding kids and loot boxes (58:20)
https://www.eurogamer.net/uk-games-industry-to-restrict-access-to-loot-boxes-for-children


Deadlines pushed back on closing date of Microsoft acquisition of ABK, UK authority decisions (1:12:10)
https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/19/23797238/microsoft-activision-blizzard-merger-agreement-extension
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/uk-regulator-extends-deadline-on-final-decision-over-microsofts-acquisition-of-activision-blizzard


Sony deal ensures Call of Duty remains on PlayStation for a decade (1:02:25)
https://twitter.com/XboxP3/status/1680578783718383616

GTA 6 leaker deemed unfit to stand trial (1:03:15)
https://www.reuters.com/technology/teen-hacked-uber-revolut-grand-theft-auto-maker-london-court-hears-2023-07-11/


TinyBuild CEO lays out how his company definitely isn’t using AI in their human resources department (1:05:35)
https://whynowgaming.com/hello-neighbor-publishers-boss-says-his-company-uses-ai-to-monitor-employees/


New handheld consoles will be required to have removable batteries by 2027 (1:12:45)
https://overkill.wtf/eu-replaceable-battery-legislation-steam-deck-switch-handhelds/

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Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday.

Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon. You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at mercenarycreative.com.

Podquisition 447: RoboCop’s Hoopty

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