PRE-MUTCH.AIDS! (PROD.VEIN @smilegoth)

GNAT RECITAL | B/aYZE x TEDDIE RIOT | prod.COHKANE

Ok guys, I (23M) just saw Minions 2: The Rise of Gru (2022) in theaters (AMC) and it is the BEST movie I have ever watched. Even better than Morbius (2022) !!!1!!1!1!)! I expect 100 minillion tickets to be sold, a box office of 1 minionillion dollars worldwide for the first time ever, and a #MinionsSweep at the 2023 Academy Awards.

My favorite scene was when Gru said “Oh yeah, it’s minioning time!” and proceeded to commit mass vehicular minionslaughter. It really said a lot about the social class system in our society.

I was furiously masturbating throughout the lengthy and artistic sex scene between Kevin and Bob. My banana throbbed every time a minion said “banana” as though they were beckoning me to skewer them through their beautiful bumholes. The minions’ members were as long as the minions were tall, and they were animated in a detailed Japanese style. Kevin’s candy corn kielbasa battled Bob’s bright bulging banana in an homage to the swashbuckling sword fight scenes of classic Hollywood. Then, the two gorgeous gigachads locked, docked, and loaded. Kevin, Bob, and I all came simultaneously as we enjoyed the greatest sex of our lives. On the way out of the theater, I apologized to the manager and offered to clean the cum off the floor, seat, and family in front of me. I explained to him that I am the highest class of male, the Minion Male, and he was very understanding.

After the film, I emptied my life’s savings and bought all of the Minions merchandise from every retail establishment in a 50 mile radius of my mommy’s house because this memorabilia will be worth minionillions of Gru-coin one day. My bitch mom didn’t understand and kicked me out of the house, so i am writing this review from the Wendy’s dumpster.

I urge all of you to view this cinematic masterpiece immediately as I am sure it will shatter all of the records Morbius set and will be considered the greatest film of all time!

iSORE | prod.COHKANE

HIPPIES OF DESTUCTION | TEDDIE RIOT & B/aYZE | prod.GUNKLOVER

we're surfing in silence
it's not the way it used to be
I'm giving out my kindness
to people who don't deserve me

that's ok
you know I love you all the same
I just hate
all these people that pick at my brain

but I won't go for nothing
and I can't show you how 
don't wanna be your dozen
reason why you are out

cause that would hurt me and my soul for good
everything I've ever done I've only done it for you
and I just hope that's understood
cause everything you've ever done has made my heart turn blue 🔵

but that ok I try to love 
yeah I love you all the same
but everyday
is the fucking same

we're surfing in silence
it's not the way it used to be
I'm giving out my kindness
to people who don't deserve me

we're surfing in silence
it's not the way it used to be
I'm giving out my kindness
to people who don't deserve me


THE COVE | prod. DAN DARMAWAN

yous guys dont even gets high on yours owns supplies

MIGHT AS WELL GET HIGH | prod.ECKSEM

forgot prod sorry bout it

lyrics:

cut me off in the end 
I'm too fucked up to be your friend
what's it worth tell me lies
look me in my eyes and tell me 
what's this place that well go to once this is ended
that well go to once this is ended

whisper lies into my ear
doesnt hurt if I cant feel
talked to the devil i made a deal
what's this place is it even real
I don't know if I can hold on any longer
this pain cuts deep it pierced my hearts armour

taking pills to take away the pain
girl I love it when you slap my face
I don't fuckin care is that okay
pick up the phone up why do you play these games
it's driving me fucking insane
gonna blow out my brains
grab me because I cant hold on
do I even belong
fuckin no
fuckin no 

whisper lies into my ear

why you say dat?
why 
oh why you say dat?

pussies talkin all that shit
till i pull up like im grim
keep the syther on me 
if you really wanna lose a limb 
i aint lyin homie 
getcho scuba on 
an take a swim
aint no hiding homie 
take this .48 
right to ya brim 

aye aye aye aye 
whatchu want? 
a spot on the first 48? 

aye aye aye aye 
whatchu want? 
the slugspitter or the .48


first 48 
first 48
6 up in the magazine
and one up in the chamb
got a can of gasoline
ill pull up on yo grave
burn that shit up actually 
i give no fucks today

why you say dat?
why 
oh why you say dat?

FIRST48 (Prod. Gunklover)

HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE - ANNX (FREE DL)

Codeine Dreaming (Saith Flip)

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/ blayze \\\

iSORE | prod.COHKANE

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