@jmbraps as Toon Link
@stofferex as Paper Mario

Toon Link:
A new legend was born, and he’s here to teach this man a lesson
I’m saving Hyrule while you’re busy buying contact lens
What’s your puny hammer got against my Master Sword, kid?
I would stomp you flat, but you’ve already beat me to it
Using the Wind’s Requiem to blow your paper back to town!
You better run before I use these Iron Boots to squash you down!
You suck more than my Gust Jar, so I won’t hear another word
when I whip out my Pacci’s Cane and use it to flip you the bird!

Paper Mario:
This grandmama’s boy just stepped up to the wrong mascot
The RPG master’s gonna snap this win without a Picto Box!
A schizophrenic with a talking boat are trash for the millienia
I’ll switch to 3D mode and kick you back to Pennsylvania
A twelve year old boy trying to be Poseidon
While I’m Morphing into airplanes to crash into your little islands!
I’m the super duper trooper ruler attacking this junior!
Your appearance in Smash was more useless than the Tingle Tuner

Toon Link:
Someone’s jealous that Doctor Mario was the chosen clone!
Bring your brother to this battle and I’ll show you how to smash Bros.!
Throw you in the paper shredder and leave you in the Royal Crypt
You’ll take a turn for the worse with a Spin Attack, so just split!
Now onwards, and forwards! We’ll wreck you with Four Swords!
You’re Borderline horrible, Door more disappointing than Pandora
Useless! I wouldn’t even crumple you up in a ball for my plumbing!
Your rhymes were worse than Sticker Star, and that’s saying something

Paper Mario:
Mama Mia, has it not crossed these four blind mice
That their ginormous Rupee Wallet won't help them pay the price?
While I’m feeling up Flurry, you four latch each other’s Hookshots
Give up now, because all your efforts are just for X-Naught!
Your time is running out! Hourglass won’t help you little boy!
So take another step closer and you’ll get sucked into the Void
I’d rather deal with Tingle’s quest, than listen to this ingrate
Just like Zess T.’s recipes, all your games were just Mistakes!

Toon Link vs Paper Mario

you should fear death because death is near

Toon Link vs Paper Mario

Mr. Jay