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Tsuna Sawada Vs Rin Okumura Épicas Batallas De Rap Del Frikismo   Keyblade Ft Kinox

@jmbraps as Toon Link
@stofferex as Paper Mario

Toon Link:
A new legend was born, and he’s here to teach this man a lesson
I’m saving Hyrule while you’re busy buying contact lens
What’s your puny hammer got against my Master Sword, kid?
I would stomp you flat, but you’ve already beat me to it
Using the Wind’s Requiem to blow your paper back to town!
You better run before I use these Iron Boots to squash you down!
You suck more than my Gust Jar, so I won’t hear another word
when I whip out my Pacci’s Cane and use it to flip you the bird!

Paper Mario:
This grandmama’s boy just stepped up to the wrong mascot
The RPG master’s gonna snap this win without a Picto Box!
A schizophrenic with a talking boat are trash for the millienia
I’ll switch to 3D mode and kick you back to Pennsylvania
A twelve year old boy trying to be Poseidon
While I’m Morphing into airplanes to crash into your little islands!
I’m the super duper trooper ruler attacking this junior!
Your appearance in Smash was more useless than the Tingle Tuner

Toon Link:
Someone’s jealous that Doctor Mario was the chosen clone!
Bring your brother to this battle and I’ll show you how to smash Bros.!
Throw you in the paper shredder and leave you in the Royal Crypt
You’ll take a turn for the worse with a Spin Attack, so just split!
Now onwards, and forwards! We’ll wreck you with Four Swords!
You’re Borderline horrible, Door more disappointing than Pandora
Useless! I wouldn’t even crumple you up in a ball for my plumbing!
Your rhymes were worse than Sticker Star, and that’s saying something

Paper Mario:
Mama Mia, has it not crossed these four blind mice
That their ginormous Rupee Wallet won't help them pay the price?
While I’m feeling up Flurry, you four latch each other’s Hookshots
Give up now, because all your efforts are just for X-Naught!
Your time is running out! Hourglass won’t help you little boy!
So take another step closer and you’ll get sucked into the Void
I’d rather deal with Tingle’s quest, than listen to this ingrate
Just like Zess T.’s recipes, all your games were just Mistakes!

Toon Link vs Paper Mario

Phoenix Wright Vs Hershel Layton. Épicas Batallas De Rap Del Frikismo - Keyblade

Ken Kaneki Vs Shinichi Izumi. Épicas Batallas De Rap Del Frikismo - Keyblade

@rlyoshi as Zombie
@videogamerapbattles as Skeleton
@jmbraps as Creeper
@ciaran-mcginn as Enderman
@zanderpeers as Ghast

Zombie:
*Growl* Look who's spawned, in the dark, it's the mob
Who's rocking rotten flesh in hand and a helmet on top
I corrupt a whole village, you need help from a spider
You get a weak bow, I pick up swords made of iron
You’re all skin and bones, just food for the wolves
I take diamond sword hits and my health stays full
Far superior to you, make you Wither to the end
Cause at least when I attack, I don't hurt my friends

Skeleton:
Better watch out, Zombie, you’re now on my land!
How can you better me in battle with this bow in my hand?
Burning bars that no nightfall can subdue
On this day I damn the undead to die anew
Mobbing any player who has ever saw me
Winning this is taking candy from a baby, Zombie
I’m bad to the bone still you tried to contend
And now the Walking Dead will never Walk again

Creeper:
Don’t mind if I step in, it’s the creepin’ griefin’ Creeper
Facing this cliche brain eater and a naked Grim Reaper!
You better run away cause I’m comin’ after you
Tick, tock, on the clock, too late, bitch, BOOM!
*Hiss* Explosions are dire, better step out of my line of fire
Cause when you’re on fire, you’ll just expire, begging to fall into tripwire
Cause when it comes to frightening players, no other mob is my equal
I’m the sole reason why people even think to go on Peaceful!

Enderman:
Hush little dildo, don’t be pushy
If you were so intimidating, you wouldn’t be scared of a pussy
Because when I spawn, I won’t attack, but you better defend
Cause you looked into our eyes and now it’s gonna be the end
Kin to the enderdragon, step to us and you better beware
We’ll behead the heads of zombies who think they can escape our glare
Oh! Spooky scary skeleton, it’s so unfortunate
But I’ll arrange your scrawny bones into a nice little portrait

Ghast:
The surface and the End, all arguing together
But they can't spit hot fire like the beasts of the Nether
The king of the mobs is who strikes the most fear
And you're pissing your pants when I'm not even near
You'll be left aghast when you face a Ghast; you'll have nightmares from this sound
With a fire blast put you in dead last; in lava you have drowned
Your raps make me cry, they're so bad; so it's time to attack
With just one hit, I'll send you back to your puny wooden shack

Zombie vs Skeleton

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

iTunes Link: http://apple.co/1SG8IgB

@mat4yo as Dovahkiin (Skyrim)
@jmbraps as The Lone Wanderer (Fallout)

DOVAHKIIN
Alchemixin' my lyrics, now there's a rap track brewin'!
I'll be spitting fire with the dragon tongue in which I'm fluent
Give Miraak a whack, and Alduin's in ruins
Harkon's far gone all thanks to my doing
Try seven thousand ways but you can’t STEP to this
Packing amulets that make even your Three Bitch hitched
Get ‘em to Broadcast this murder from the 101! 
Breaking News: 
"our games will be the same when I bring in my guns"
Your run in with your vault chick could've gone a lot smoother
With your imperfect future that didn’t really suit her
Now you're hackin' computers, like a brotherhood trooper
But I've seen fewer tumors hanging ‘round in the sewers


LONE WANDERER
Started with baby steps, a legend since I was born
Spittin' bombs like Megaton's, now I'm facing a unicorn
Wrote a guide, saved towns, a one man army-for hire
Keep your spells Dovy; I'll set worlds on fire!
You can’t retaliate, I’m leaving this worthless frog beat
Serve you into little tiny pieces, Dogmeat
Steppin' up to me, and a war is what you're facin' bro
You know that I’m Rad! I was on the damn radio!
And I'm rockin' the VATS; droppin' scum like Vault Security!
This waste of space will face my verbal Project Purity!
One charge and I'll Shishkebab your weak sword play
I'll bet  those Nordic furries like the Sweet-Roll Play!


DOVAHKIIN
Ugh, that whole verse you spat was a Bloody Mess
You Intelligence is zero, so let me readress 
You'll find victory Elsweyr; for war, you’re too young!
I Crack dovah skulls open with the power of my lungs
I will blow your companions with a FUS RO DAH
while your Dogmeat romancing ‘against his FUR OH GOD! 
This guy's daddy ran from home and he can’t find his flow
and his loss will forever keep this Wanderer a Lone

LONE WANDERER
Huff...I’ve heard Wadsworth tell me a better joke
I'm crafting man-made weapons while you're a toe-sucking bloke
I'll send you flying to Oblivion, it must be uncommon
'cause I know you don't get to the Cloud District very often
I can fix my reputation after countless crimes
You’re a viking straight from daycare, always screaming all the time
Didn't need skill points to have this battle on lock!
Done justice to this scum, now get back on the chopping block!

Fallout vs Skyrim

Goku vs Naruto 2. Épicas Batallas de Rap del Frikismo T2 | Keyblade ft. Mediyak, Sharkness & Cyclo.mp3

Artwork: http://ozumii.deviantart.com/art/Megalovania-579338351

I was surprised that no one else did a full blown remix of both Bonetrousle and Megalovania together, and I decided to solve the problem. So here you go, a remix masterpiece that took two weeks of working non-stop (and I'm working on a big project at the same time, so that's why this remix took longer than usual) OvO

This song is one of the most technical remixes I've ever written, as I was trying to practice going from two extremities (Very hard tech to light orchestral) and also practice using various transitions throughout the entire piece. I was trying to see how far my skills could go, and I hope you enjoy! OwO

[Undertale Remix] SharaX - Megalotrousle

If you like video games and rap battles, you've come to the right place. Take a 21 minute journey throughout the chronological history of video games, this is quite the ride.

The video is expected to be FUCKING NEVER

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uvRZBgLgx2ol_i6l8MSXLzYHD7xjVgdSx0fyPk9Cp-k/
Vote for the Winner: http://goo.gl/ILQ6OH

@erboi as Pong Paddle (Pong)
@jmbraps as Breakout Paddle (Breakout)
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as Invader (Space Invaders)
@adzsphecky as Asteroid Ship (Asteroids)
@erborandomness as PAC-MAN (PAC-MAN)
@rlyoshi as Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Nicholas Krauss as Pitfall Harry (Pitfall!)
@marioworldguy as Bomberman (Bomberman)
@gamingallstarrapbattles, @maplesyrupcario, @multisupervids and @metalfire-2 as Tetris Blocks (Tetris)
@stofferex and @videogamerapbattles as Mario and Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
@lyrical-gamer as Link (The Legend of Zelda)
@jetman300 as Mega Man (Mega Man)
@gorshatastic as Samus Aran (Metroid)
@erbocb as Ryu (Street Fighter)
@yobar-makara as Scrooge McDuck (Ducktales)
@epicpokemonrapbattles as Captain Falcon (F-Zero)
@shadyvox as Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
@zanderpeers as Kirby (Kirby)
@stofferex as Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
@duskrapbattles as Fox McCloud (Star Fox)
@vinnyot as Ness (Earthbound/Mother)
@tyler-cagle-1 as Crono (Chrono Trigger)
@stofferex as Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
@leannaire as Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
@erboi as Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy)
@s0n1c-fr3nzy and @skiptilemusic as Banjo and Kazooie (Banjo and Kazooie)
@mat4yo as Spyro the Dragon (Spyro the Dragon)
Frank Summers as Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
@rlyoshi as Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) 
@joshua-tomlin-1 as Red (Pokemon Red)
@jmbraps, @thesuperplushybros and @joshua-tomlin-1 as Sims (The Sims)
@hyperjacob96 as Master Chief (Halo)
@jwong12100 as The Lich King (World of Warcraft)
@fanmadecreepypastarapbattles as Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
@niicmusic as Viewtiful Joe (Viewtiful Joe)
@edx-beats as Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
Nemraps as Kratos (God of War)
@kevin_krust as Wander (Shadow of the Colossus)
@leannaire as Amaterasu (Okami)
@epic-fan-made-rap-battles as Robloxian (ROBLOX)
@froggy7771 as Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed)
@blingface as Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto)
@duskrapbattles as Cole MacGrath (inFAMOUS)
@mancha-4 as Red Bird (Angry Birds)
@jmbraps as Ethan Mars (Heavy Rain)
@adolf-kyenza as Alex Mason (Call of Duty: Black Ops)
@lyrical-warfare1 as Steve (Minecraft)
@ciaran-mcginn as The Traveler (Journey)
@jmbraps and ArcadianSonnetVA  as Joel and Ellie (The Last of Us)
@harrypotter2875 as Shovel Knight (Shovel Knight)
@joshcvoice  as The Sole Survivor (Fallout 4)
@jimv2000 as Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Karaoke: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/t0c6cpm6fu8w8cc/OFFICIAL_VIDEO_GAME_RAP_BATTLE_BEAT.mp3

The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle

Deadpool - Seth W
Deathstroke - HyperJacob96

Deadpool (0:12):
Okay, let me bring this up, ‘cause that’s just lame
You guys couldn’t even follow the fucking channel name?
Anyways, let’s not sweat it on the small stuff
as it looks like this bitch is back for a second round of beat up!
But I’m not only bettin’, you’ll be regrettin'
harder than the viewers after Seth’s Orochimaru impression
Hot like a chimichanga, I'll tango if you wanna
And I'll be laughing when you're on the end of my katanas
Man, I'm a legend, you've been left in the dust 
It's kinda sad people only know you vaguely from Injustice
You’re the best Assassin? Well, let me be enlightened
‘Cause in five whole seasons you couldn’t beat the Teen Titans

Deathstroke (0:44):
One mediocre verse, and I’ve had it with this red fool
But I’m about to leave you like Gatsby: dead pool
I’ll hand your ass to ya, you know I’m not a fan of ya
Exile your existence, blast your act back to Canada
You’re not better, you didn’t come before me
You stole all my shit then just jacked up the horny
And you think you rap hard? I’ll show you some violence
I preferred you in Origins: where you were silent
Cursing like a sailor, making jokes about your ween
Congratulations, you’re a hero to every pre-teen
I’m not sure what’s bigger: your ego or your mouth
But I’m sure it won’t take much to stomp this Merc out

Deadpool (1:16):
Maybe you came first, but Super Soldier gone crazed?
That concept and your rhymes are drier than my fucking face!
You’re not relevant anymore, you know what that means?
We’ll never have to suffer your ass on the big screen!
I beat you in a Death Battle, why don’t you check reality?
I'm just fighting for the plot, but you’ve no personalities!
This upcoming filler's like your persona, boring and futile
Leave this  audience saying, “aw man, that was BRUTAL”

Deathstroke (1:37):
Here’s a problem with you, you don’t know when jokes get old
‘cause that verse had as dull of an effect as Ryan Reynolds
So when you think you’re all superior,  you haven’t got a clue
I wish my wife had killed me - I wouldn’t have inspired you!
Drop the anti-hero bullshit, I'm a straight up villain
This track’s not the only thing I'm wicked at killin’
Now it's time Wade Wilson found a new mission
Before you regret the colour of pants you’ve chosen to shit in.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE COMIC BOOK FANS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMIC BOOKS!

Written by: Seth, Dusk, MaNCHA, & Joey

Deadpool VS Deathstroke II - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 1

The video has been completed, just adding the finishing touches. Expect it out this week.

@mancha-4 as Sans
@stofferex as Freddy Fazbear
@videogamerapbattles as Papyrus (cameo)
@zanderpeers as Isaac
@harrypotter2875 as Shovel Knight
@thecodnerd-115 as Steve (cameo)
@jmbraps as Terraria Player

The beats for this battle were produced by the very talented @talonghirem, @scimit, @epistrabeats, 2Deep and @kurorak. Be sure to check them out!!

Sans
Enter my judgement hall, Paddington, best be prepared
'cause I'm about to bare all about this unbearable bear
Even Temmie's more menacing; watch where you're treading
I had a bad time with simply no Frights at Freddy's
Determinedly dunk on your Chuck-E-Cheese singers
You're aGaster that I'm speaking with middle fingers
Try to phone Home? You're bone zoned by the rhymes that you're hearing
Fazbear wins in kid’s dreams but that's just a Game Theory!

Freddy Fazbear
It’s time to get it through your skull- you shouldn’t teleport to Freddy
Cause that verse was more uncooked than your brother’s spaghetti!
Snow piles like your verse slop, I’m more fed up than your pet rock
Leave you black and blue-- a sign it’s time for you to stop! 
It’s a relative development, let me help this endoskeleton
I’ll leave you in Ruins, befriending you’s not my intention
The final night and you’re the one with inactive behaviour
I’d LOVE to dismember this dodgy defender failure

Isaac
It seems you’re in a bind, so you both need to Hush!
Catch you both by surprise when you’re Brimstoned to mush! 
What? You think I just lie here in the Basement and mope?
I’ve crushed Satan and your girl- looks like I’ve got your goat!
Sagittarius piercing my tears through The Chest
Of a blas-femur and Muppet who think I’m distressed
But you assume there’s a chance of you saving your SOULS?
Since when were you losers the ones in control?

Shovel Knight
FOR SHIELD KNIGHT!  HOORAH!  HOORAH!
Digging up that retro grave that you three were filling; downer,
Since you’ll barely be remembered as an overworld encounter!
While skelebros' net reception recalls my romantic adventure!
They will gaze upon your motherly figure though with displeasure!
Game mechanics freak show has never been enchanted,
But all the gold you’ve stolen has never been so wanted!
Challenging the master? My companions are ready to take action!
This trophy’s out; I’ll be chilling in everyone’s Amiibo collection!

Steve
Connecting to the server; from the mine to bring the pain
Mojang’s one and only Steve here- 

Terraria Player
Alright, that’s it. I’m sick and tired of seeing you coming in here and taking the spotlight EVERY SINGLE TIME. I’m going to show you what a TRUE survival game is, you blockhead! Alright, here goes...
Welcome to the land of adventure, land of mystery, the land for YOU to shape!
I don’t need an infinite map for me to craft a better landscape
Begone, Evil! Your Head’s in the Clouds if you think you aren’t a mess!
I’m launching this into Hardmode when I rip your Walls of Flesh
Your verses mirror your theories since they’re too hard to follow
Don’t need a unicorn to prove that all your rhymes are Hollow
The Eater of Words and Destroyer of rhymes
Is Skeletron Primed and ready to squash you like slimes
So step down to this pixelated power who’s equipped
With more horror than a Blood Moon or a Solar Eclipse!
Don’t Influx Waver to bring truth with the Night’s Edge!
Your impending doom approaches in this Lunar Event

Undertale vs Five Nights at Freddy's

NDLMongoose as Announcer
@vinnyot as Jeff the Killer
@leannaire as Jane the Killer
@provostmusic as Ticci Toby
@epic-fan-made-rap-battles and @leannaire as the kids
@multisupervids as Slender Man
@erboi as Suicide Mouse
@jmbraps as BEN
@yobar-makara, @mancha-4 and @edx-beats as the Russian Sleep Experiment scientists

Lyrics
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G8QgqeUSj3ux-V8woiRgN1gAjUbqLSFPBLLS_4__8zg/edit


Jeff the Killer vs Jane the Killer

Thanos (0:38):
I come raging from Titan to dismiss this tyrant
for nothing exists that can flow raps as I can
I’ll erase Apokolips, let’s keep this battle intimate
When I put on this Gauntlet, your losses will be infinite!
I’m a Supergiant! The hand pulling the strings!
Ultron, Apocalypse, and Kang do my bidding!
Power! Mind! Space! Reality! Soul! Time!
You like equations, what comes of these six in rhyme?
A being grayed, of a bygone age following Doomsday
Left upstaged by a true great, the gauntlet around fate!
You can give it all you've got, my defeat’ll be anything but easy
So say goodbye to the other 20% of your species

Darkseid (1:17):
Drop the Gauntlet, you haven’t got this
If you think you can screw with the ruler of Apokolips!
How about I call up Squirrel Girl and then watch you squirm?
Remember our crossover? Oh, how the tables have turned!
You’ve come to the Dark Side, but like the other clones
you’ve come stacked with Gems but you haven’t got the stones!
You'll regret this little tantrum ‘gainst this omega beings omega beams!
Got that God ego complex, but you're as frail as an egg it seems
I’ll eliminate your free will, continue on unscathed
Until all other life knows the story of how the Mad Titan was maimed!
Even with death in his name, still no Death in his lap
You want the Universe to die? Well, just let them hear you rap!

Onslaught (2:05):
With my lyrics on point, it’s time to slaughter the mic
When it comes to rap, your bark’s as weak as your bite
Made from two Omega minds, there’s no easy way to rid of me
You're no epitomes of villains, you guys are killin' me
Destruction at my fingertips, leave my foes oblivious
The sex slave and masochist think that they can spit a diss?
Absorb the X-Men without a try, I’m the master strategist
Dead men won’t Tattletales, trust the mind of an analyst
Psionic Blasts, Astral projection, force fields, mental detection
Dimensional sense with mind possession, a Marvel marvel that’s worth the mention
Step right down, cause when you're around this psychic entity
I'll show you really quickly who can be your worst enemy!

Unicron (2:53):
Dormant for millennia, but now I’ve been deployed
To help these selfish primals become one with the void
Coming at you with full force like an attack on Cybertron
You’ve got brawns to take on the Unicron phenomenon
Thanos, go find another worthless being to swoon
As I kick Darkseid’s dark side to the Dark Side of the Moon
I’ve taken my true from, transform this battle to a roast
When I burn the shit out of Onslaught the friendly ghost
A stronger entity than any, my existence is timeless
I hate you all more than my brother, Primus
Now watch as I excel with a Terminating demeanor
You’ll remember when you faced off against the Planet Eater!

Galactus during buildup: ...Planet Eater?

Galactus (3:47):
A name worthy for only I, Galactus, a true dazzler
Surfing right past Silver, I’m a Gold Tier Rapper
Always being told that the sky was the limit
But look at me, mounting on top of the space race, you dimwits!
Show this Robo-Cookie Monster how to really devour
Magenta over Magneto, who the hell needs super powers?
I lived through the Big Bang, and now a diss I’m delivering
To these foes as I grow, leave every living thing withering
You all rap worse than Thanos’s weakness to seduction
And now you’re standing face-to-face with your own destruction
So you can hit me with your best, but again I’ll ascend
for I’m the true being capable to bring the end
Ultimately Nullify you all in just an instant
With my god-like stamina, I can spit with persistence
Kill another Fallen One with lyrics faceted as emeralds
Bah, disregard these opponents. Galactus hungers, herald.

@stofferex as Thanos
@s0n1c-fr3nzy as Darkseid
Seth as Onslaught
@erbparodies as Unicron
@hyperjacob96 as Galactus

Lyrics written by: Seth, Stofferex, and Iamthelegion

Thanos VS Darkseid - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 2

It's the return of my personal rap battles with the most anticipated matchup yet. Alphys, anime nerd and Royal Scientist from Undertale, goes toe to toe with none other than self-proclaimed Lord Francis himself, the chameleon nerd and secondary antagonist from Super Paper Mario... but are they alone?

Lyrics : (rap meanings HERE : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G0svv7OY3UctOHS9Mzw7_-x8vG9zsJZXzIdY39ZZoUk/edit?usp=sharing )

Francis :

Past the Barrier there’s threads with all kinds of complaints
About your self destructing traps' pathetic displays
So I actually came, the elephant in the room
Is that you won't catch a Mew-Mew anytime soon!

I get one account to flood the comments on your videos
for every annoying Undertale fan spamming my own!
You totally stole my Hearts and OST's SOUL
To mash it all into a game so low technical !

The monsters want freedom, you’ve got selfish motivations
that nobody followed ! You even built a companion
who ditched you ! And by the time the other problems ended,
despite invasive attempts you’re totally unfriended! 

Alphys :

LOL… your whole verse made me s-snory,
Y-You're such a transparent part in history !
This one-dimensional guy’s clearly not his game’s pride,
The turning point to reach your series’ flop side!

When a b-blooper was your world’s b-best encounter,
Then your level, game, sequels were developed by interns!
Don’t try against the IT UT MTT MC 
Usually P-Paci but you’ll RIP like the beat when this OG --- ugh

Francis :

Wait you're a GIRL?! You’re a crap tier hot babe
Even when trying you would break my dating game!
I’ll pick apart your whole game with just a slip of the tongue
I think binary… nerrr…  I always choose number one !

Maybe ask Undyne to help you work on those charms
Muscles don't come from the bottom of the arms !
But I'll save this progress cause for once you worked hard
Made sure your determined mashups didn't melt our hearts!

Alphys :

In the shades I’m fixing the past, building the future,
You’re a slaver profiting off Tippi’s misfortune,
with your sole claim to fame printed on your clothes,
While I’m knowledgeable, yes! I'm an ace at Game Shows!

YES DARLING ! Is anime real ? Well,
I did create an authentic Ghost in the Shell! 
You’re passively consuming your better ascendant’s legacy!
Truly gone dusty and that’s, heh, really sad to see!

I’ll call Bleck - your world’s void doesn't need growing
Your doomsday device is ready when Francium starts flowing!
Vanish for a rematch ! I’ll track you down by the smell,
So Sorry… Compared to you HE’s written so well! (Kill ‘em!) 

Now, I’d never say you’re fit for royal scientist at all
But it should have been you contemplating the abyss in Waterfall...

(after the beat)

Alphys/Francis : Showed him!/her!

*they walk away from their respective computers, silently*

Cast :

WafflesDaPancake as Francis
UnamusedDetective as Alphys
LottiesaurusVA as Undyne (cameo)
Mancha as Mettaton (cameo)

Written by Yobar

Alphys vs Francis

Alphys vs Francis - Bar Fight #2

Bienvenidos a la batalla #3 de Choque Lírico!, disfruten un duelo entre los dos chicos con poderes legados, Steven Universe, el chico de buen corazòn de la serie del mismo nombre e Izuku Midoriya, el aspirante a ser hèroe en el anime Boku No Hero Academia!

Letra:

Steven:
(BOOM), ¿oyes eso?; son las Steven Bombas que traigo al duelo
Tu Uno Para Todos no servirá contra mi escudo en este reto
Al igual que tu anime, lo único que harás será llorar y gritar
Izuk-umbirás con mis rimas, explotarás como Katsuki en este rap
Fusiono mi flow: será helado y caliente como si fuera Shouto
Escupo saliva, pero en vez de sanarte dejaré tu brazo roto
Me estoy elevando, la chica agradable no te salvará de caer 2 veces
Aún no eres Fuerte de Verdad, ¿Verdad?, fue inútil entrenar 10 meses

Izuku:
No te eches tantos aires si sólo Tumblr te conocía
Hoy te añadiría como “El Gohan Gordo” que contra Izuku perdía
De nuevo será Humano contra Roca, pues empezaste otra guerra
Este es El Día en que dejo a esta Gema debajo de la tierra
Te mandaré a la luna pero no con el León esta vez
No necesito una Rosquilla para poder hacerte caer
Tu banda de Gemas Horribles no podrás proteger, siendo un cristal falsificado
Sigo con 0 puntos, pero a este Clarence he dejado igual derrotado

Steven:
En esta Batalla te pongo a Prueba y no aprobarás
pues tus rimas son basura que ni Amatista guardará
Ganar en este duelo es algo que Deku No Podrá Hacer contra mi
El único Quirk que tienes es el de Garnet pues tu derrota veías venir

Izuku:
Quizá no haya nacido con Quirk pero no soy tan débil Como Tú
¿No aprobaré?, solo con un Smash en mi dedo harás Poof
Ni con todo tu Plus Ultra defensivo ganarás en este rap
Haré un hueco tan grande en tu gema que En Lo Profundo lo voy llamar

Gohan SSJ2:
Silencio par de sensibles, acaba de llegar el Super Saijayin
Venzo a Deku en el beat y al Tigre Millonario le gano en el ring
El baile de Vegeta no es tan ridículo al lado de ustedes dos
No tengo el pelo azul o rojo, pero en este track soy un Dios
Traigo el Kamehame-Rap, hasta Mr. Satan es un mejor rival
Trunks viene del futuro y él sabe que al final van a fracasar
No se los perdonaré, son unos insectos al igual que Cell
Quieren ser héroes, ¡pero nunca van a sobrepasar mi nivel!

Cast:
Xtrange como Steven Universe
TicciSparks87 como Izuku Midoriya
Franco Glass como Son Gohan

Escrito por Prayt, TicciSparks87, Franco Glass y Alienmadman
Beat by Kustom.
Mixeado por ASZ Producciones.

disfruten!

Steven Universe Vs Izuku Midoriya - Choque Lìrico #3

Letra:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BV9H7QmWv7Gjh86vwWpbxISshpRDiQ0wKQDRhPCWYZs/edit?usp=drivesdk


Beat por Kustom Beats

Red vs Blu - Ships Rap Battles

sorry our announcer is currently recovering from alcohol poisoning

Mancha as Terrance
Seth as Phillip
Metalfire as Sweet Bro
Yobar as Hella Jeff

Terrance and Phillip:
Phillip, we’ve established that we’re uncle fuckers
But these fellas here are the true pupil fuckers!
Buddies, y’all won’t save universes without my anus
So useless you couldn’t do shit even farting on my nuts
You’re the most unfunny part of the most unfunny comic
The most consistent comedy thinks we’re the most comedic!
This time an anime special? You’ve upgraded, buddies
But you’ll need us; T.P. For what? NAGASAKI! 

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff:
bro i think there foreheded fell on the othre side …...
ma name jeff…………………………………………………….. sike
just HOW HIGH do you have to be to make rap like that
shit lets beat santa since he came from your ass
shunned in the premiere, ditto, so you became fucking fat, ditto
i guess there falling from style… i warned you about stairs bro
WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN ; nobody watches this cuz of ya
where to bust nuts this big ? in there mom… hoe kanada

Battle Bytes

Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff vs Terrance & Phillip. Battle Bytes #7

Letra:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qKv2sLjvUP4VENMf7bKLHjuTGZ7L5MApZ1JTFs-6jX0/edit?usp=drivesdk

Beat por Allrounda Beats

Steve vs Sackboy - Ships Rap Battles

JMB as UBOA
TheEternalVanguard as W.D. Gaster

UBOA
Pinching yourself won’t save you this time.
I don’t care if you’re a ripoff, I’m one of a kind.
The lights must be out in your head for you to face me,
Because you’re whiter than the desert to which I will erase thee.
W. D.? He shouldn’t muddle with me.
I play my theme and you’re left in a puddle of pee.
Gaster is a pervert who’s acquainted with crime,
So watch out for the creep in 269.

WD Gaster 
The doctor is here to give you face reconstruction,
Before the darkness leads you into mutated corruption.
I’m otherworlder with the most blasting rhymes ever seen.
You’re gonna get lost like entry number 17.
You’re despicable,whilst I’m invincible,
Just like the CORE, my rhymes are unpredictable.
This monster has the wrong number if he wants to bring hurt.
I’d never let that little head of yours take over my work.

UBOA
In response to that attack, my fun value’s set to 0.
I’m the cut above the rest, actually trying to KILL the hero.
You’re harder to decipher than wing dings,
Your part in this cypher is over with the attacks that I’m bringing.

WD Gaster 
My followers all tell the tale of how i was lead to disaster.
You’re being turned into mundane creepypastas
This man has the upper hand, wouldn’t you agree you two?
Thanks for your feedback! Be seeing you soon!

W.D. Gaster vs UBOA

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